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Snakebro twitter, hilarious

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Phormat
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  1. see here: http://twitter.com/snakebro

    Passed out in my van last night Woke up this morning and pounded the rest of my vodka and went back home. Gonna eat a snickers ice cream barabout 12 hours ago via Tweetie
  2. At kfc taking a shit3:45 PM Apr 3rd via Tweetie
  3. Woke up and puked. Made a plate of cheeto nachos and a tall glass of mountain dew and vodka. Gonna watch point break7:13 AM Apr 3rd via Tweetie
  4. Hired. I start delivering pizzas in my van next week. Theres no way this job can be worse than quiznos. Gonna steal mad pizzas2:38 PM Apr 2nd via Tweetie
  5. At a gas station eating a microwave cheeseburger for breakfast, buying some smokes. Paying in change. I gotta hit up a coinstar or something9:21 AM Apr 2nd via Tweetie
  6. Drinking tall cans of king cobra and smoking a joint with the deedge behind 7-eleven. Gonna steal the broom thats back here, ours is shit2:15 PM Apr 1st via Tweetie
  7. Gonna hit up taco bell then go smoke weed and play video games with the deedge. Might call pizza place to see if I got the job11:20 AM Apr 1st via Tweetie
  8. Stayed at dump girls last night. Woke up before she did and looked around her place. Nothing interesting so I poured a drink and watched tv11:18 AM Apr 1st via Tweetie
  9. She doesn't have a VCR. What the fuck7:37 PM Mar 31st via Tweetie
  10. going over to dump girls for a movie. im bringing darkman on vhs and my flask. said she wants to watch twilight or some shit, we'll see...6:14 PM Mar 31st via web
  11. godamnit clogged the toilet fuck1:57 PM Mar 31st via Tweetie
  12. Taking a wicked shit while smoking a cigarette1:54 PM Mar 31st via Tweetie
  13. Bringing my bottle of cutty sark in the shower10:17 AM Mar 31st via Tweetie
  14. Job interview went good. Gonna go get some cutty sark and a bag of cheetos and watch teen wolf 22:39 PM Mar 30th via Tweetie
  15. Smoking a joint in my van killing time until my job interview12:17 PM Mar 30th via Tweetie
  16. eating a can of cake frosting, watching bad boys 22:48 PM Mar 29th via web
  17. Got a call back for a job interview tomorrow for a pizza delivery gig. This will be sick cuz I can steal pizzas1:41 PM Mar 29th via Tweetie
  18. Got dump girl to pay for my breakfast. She seemed surprised when I pulled out my flask of cutty sark and emptied it into my glass. Good meal2:26 PM Mar 28th via Tweetie
  19. Meeting dump girl for breakfast. Gonna try and get her to pay for my food7:17 AM Mar 28th via Tweetie
  20. Microwaved some popcorn shrimp. Hanging out drinking old crow watching shit on tv, living.
Apr 4 2010 11:45PM
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Chickendodo
Posts: 1426 - Karma: 33
I feel dumber for reading this.
Apr 4 2010 11:47PM
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Phormat
Posts: 774 - Karma: 20
this guy is quite the role model
Apr 4 2010 11:50PM
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c.hale
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kinda funny

Apr 4 2010 11:52PM
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Nicholas.
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sounds like this kid i know, drinks vodka all day every day and doesnt give a fuck what anyone thinks
Apr 5 2010 12:00AM
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carbon.pulse
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Shit my dad says is better
Apr 5 2010 12:25AM
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nychka
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# At mcdonalds eating. Brought something in my flask to irish up my milkshake 3:02 PM Mar 27th via Tweetie

# Just puked in the mcdonalds bathroom 3:16 PM Mar 27th via Tweetie

hahaha
Apr 5 2010 1:43AM
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rexalicious.
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he's a keeper..
Apr 5 2010 1:54AM
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