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Inflatable NS Penis- Anyone else buy one

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WikiWiki
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granted I am a little drunk but I bought the 48" willy as well as some other ns goods- probably going to regret in the morning- but who gives a fuck- cause i know i dont
Apr 2 2010 12:40AM
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FBGM
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well, of course!
Apr 2 2010 12:45AM
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henrytargett
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more like definitely... haha thats epic
Apr 2 2010 12:45AM
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deleted5
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wait what
Apr 2 2010 12:46AM
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lahnabonny
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inb4 april fools ??
Apr 2 2010 12:56AM
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squibble
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ns store sells dildos?
Apr 2 2010 12:57AM
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Slinger1x1
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if you can successfully use that thing as a dildo, you will get a prize
Apr 2 2010 1:04AM
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WikiWiki
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better not be fake- otherwise ns owes me 15 dollars
Apr 2 2010 1:07AM
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ECfreeski3
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hahaha that's awesome
Apr 2 2010 3:33AM
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theabortionator
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    Calvin was the penis. Borrowed the costume from cory aka spud. i think there's a thread on here form back in the day still. From 07 I think                       



Apr 2 2010 4:20AM
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pussymoneyweed
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ahahahahhahaha
Apr 2 2010 8:17AM
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WikiWiki
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yea its morning now and i definitely dont regret it- i just want to know if its real or not- cause i bought that and contributor status as well- am i the only dumbass who bought this
Apr 2 2010 10:31AM
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Big_Spence
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you probably could have purchased a real dick in any major metropolitan area for cheaper than $15.
Apr 2 2010 10:35AM
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finnajon5
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HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA OHHHHH MAN
Apr 2 2010 11:41AM
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Brenone
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suprised no one said it yet but pics or it didnt happen.......
Apr 2 2010 12:16PM
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WikiWiki
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i could probably take a sreenshot of my g-mail inbox
Apr 2 2010 12:18PM
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Brenone
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lol. i meant more so when it came in the mail.
Apr 2 2010 12:19PM
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WikiWiki
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awww yeah be jealous

Apr 9 2010 11:38AM
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fujarome
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wow.


collector's item!
Apr 9 2010 11:40AM
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timmi
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I got an inflatable sex donkey for my birthday.
Apr 9 2010 11:47AM
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Brenone
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ahahahhhahaa
im dieing over here.

e-high five
Apr 9 2010 11:49AM
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BigJim
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Hahahaha! I was wondering who the lucky customer that bought that was!

I can't stop laughing!
Apr 9 2010 11:56AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Holy shit that is golden. I didn't think you really had them, I thought it was just a joke. Wow hahahaha
Apr 9 2010 11:58AM
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Mr.Bishop
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Hey man, we follow up on our practical jokes. :)


Apr 9 2010 11:59AM
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Larz-the-Ninja
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lolz
Apr 9 2010 12:04PM
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WikiWiki
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Willy will be used primarily for car shows and partys this summer, possibly even a pool toy although it says on the packaging not too

And then he will be in an edit next winter as ski season is over here in PA
Apr 9 2010 12:05PM
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Hubsta
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epicness
Apr 9 2010 12:07PM
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Malcolm
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oh my god thats hilarious
Apr 9 2010 12:13PM
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neutralzombie
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win
Apr 9 2010 12:42PM
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Lemuel
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Hmmmmm, I wonder where you blow it up from?
Apr 9 2010 12:44PM
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MacMahoooon
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So Much Win!1
Apr 9 2010 12:48PM
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TheHamburglar
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hahaha winnerrrr
Apr 9 2010 12:50PM
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WikiWiki
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the side haha- its funny when the valve is sticking out it looks like a big herpe sore
Apr 9 2010 1:50PM
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H8CH
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Was only one sold? Surely that makes you some kind of legend???
Apr 9 2010 1:51PM
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ECfreeski3
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damn you should have to blow it up through the tip
Apr 9 2010 1:56PM
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WikiWiki
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idk- i think someone else may have bought this- i was wasted when i bought it but i probably would have anyway
Apr 9 2010 2:02PM
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BMskier
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hahaha such a WIN!!
Apr 9 2010 2:04PM
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H8CH
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This is what made me think there was only one- out of the thousands of NS'ers.... You my friend were the only purchaser of pen 1 5..... That makes you some kind of Jesus right?? Ha ha .. Epic.
Apr 9 2010 2:07PM
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B.Pol
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I need to make my claim in this epic epic thread. I was laughing so hard.
Apr 9 2010 2:48PM
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MACAQUE
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Brilliant.
Apr 9 2010 2:56PM
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*steeze_is_good
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Hahahah girls definitely like that kind of thing
Apr 9 2010 3:23PM
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soulskier
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how many did you guys stock?


lol, awesome pic
Apr 9 2010 3:30PM
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AB.Zee
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HAHAHAHA
Apr 9 2010 3:38PM
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Steazel
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Goofy, you have just become the coolest person from roundtop
Apr 9 2010 4:56PM
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CANNON^
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definatly epic, how much did u drop on it though?
Apr 9 2010 5:06PM
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TheNamesHolland
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lmao...i had no idea you we serrious.

that is beyond awesome!

Apr 9 2010 5:27PM
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WikiWiki
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15 nd i got 2 bandanas and a shitload of stickers for free
Apr 10 2010 12:31AM
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PaleCelery
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lol is it just a sticker on a inflatable penis?
Apr 10 2010 1:05AM
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WikiWiki
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i bought the penis from the ns store- they had them for sale on april fools day
Apr 10 2010 9:17AM
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CANNON^
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fuck if i knew that they were for sale i would have def got one, haha, wonder wat they r going to have next year
Apr 10 2010 10:05AM
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