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Fucking Jon Ollson

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WikiWiki
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found this on stanceworks which is a car forum- i was like0- hey that looks familiar- got about 30 sec and turn up your speakers



Apr 1 2010 2:25PM
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Ski_The_East10
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hahha jon is the man...gotta love that guy he always seems so happy
Apr 1 2010 2:28PM
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WikiWiki
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all the people on stanceworks are creaming in their pants over the rack- anyone whos into cars should check it out stanceworks.com

everything from vws and euros to some jdm stuff as well
Apr 1 2010 2:29PM
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Phormat
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glad he doesn't drive it like a pussy. props to jon
Apr 1 2010 2:36PM
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skiminnesota
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whos that asshole with a lambo at a ski slope?


bahahahaha


awesome. seems like Jon has a great sense of humor. would be cool to meet/ski with him...
Apr 1 2010 2:37PM
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.travis.
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Jon is such a boss. Him shoveling that out of the snow was hilarious.
Apr 1 2010 2:37PM
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nickyp
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Jon is so the fucking man.


Both him and his girlfriend are incredibly good looking, he has a sweet car, and is an amazing skier.


I'm kind of jealous that he's doing GS. I was freeskiing to have him all to ourselves.
Apr 1 2010 2:42PM
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Hermondo
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so he just picked that up? what did he do with the other two? or maybe just added the orange accents on his murc
Apr 1 2010 2:42PM
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Brenone
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I know he works real hard but that guy has the fucking life.

He is the only guy that could get away with digging his Lambo out of the snow in a peacoat and still be cool.
Apr 1 2010 2:44PM
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WikiWiki
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true story dude- just him being like bond makes me want to buy j lindberg now- trend whore- yes i am
Apr 1 2010 2:50PM
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garettnorthey
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Jon Olsson- The Most Interesting Man in the World?
Apr 1 2010 3:52PM
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jeremy.g
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this for sure
Apr 1 2010 4:01PM
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charmander
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thats what im sayin!

Jon's a babe magnet (no homo)
Apr 1 2010 4:06PM
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Zump.
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nice fucking whip
Apr 1 2010 4:09PM
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BestDamnSkier
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@5:30

And people gave me so much hate for saying the lambo was a stupid car to get to the slopes with. Everyone was saying that with AWD it wouldn't get stuck. Fuck off now.
Apr 1 2010 4:19PM
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YoungJah
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What a show off. Ha ha.
Apr 1 2010 4:27PM
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WikiWiki
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bump to listen to it again
Apr 1 2010 10:10PM
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Hermondo
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bump because i wish i was jon
Apr 1 2010 10:51PM
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Abc567def
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such a sick car, even sicker dude
Apr 1 2010 11:01PM
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Funnel
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Jon is one of the most underpaid skiers in all of professional skiing.
Apr 2 2010 12:24AM
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andersteeze
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I wish i was ballin enough to have people follow me with cameras while i drive my lambo

Apr 2 2010 12:33AM
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Slinger1x1
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believe it or not hes like a hero in norway (norway right?). people love him. thats where the money comes from
Apr 2 2010 12:52AM
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Ben.
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hes like a celebrity in sweden


and hes sponsored by jlindberg, who makes like 200 dollar polo shirts lol. that makes him bank

redbull=bank

head=bank


hes definitely a businessman. and one of THE most well rounded skiers ever. he can literally ski anything.
Apr 2 2010 12:54AM
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Gaespar
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^this!
Apr 2 2010 6:27AM
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HIRO
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exactly, that's where the $$$$ comes from
Apr 2 2010 7:35AM
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Squid.
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and judging by the banner on his website, he's sponsored by lambo
Apr 2 2010 7:46AM
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hellomynameisjef
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id fuck jon

no homo
Apr 2 2010 8:26AM
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michelle
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YUP!
Apr 2 2010 8:33AM
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g.off
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jons sick and his car is sicker i dont understand the hate ..
Apr 2 2010 11:30AM
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FBGM
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threads for later
Apr 2 2010 11:52AM
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Mr.Huck
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We all love doing donuts in a parking lot.  Jon gets to do them in a Lamborghini.  He wins!
Apr 2 2010 12:00PM
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skiminnesota
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exactly.


not to mention he is just an all around marketable guy.


gonna get hated on, but there is no way as a business, unless i wanted to cater to the skiing, or pot smoking demographics ide pay tanner hall to be the face of my product.


Jon has wide appeal.
Apr 2 2010 12:40PM
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Shadows
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he got in without kicking snow off his shoes! tisk tisk.
his clutch must be wiped. tryin to feather it without breaking loose on mtn roads. skill.
Apr 2 2010 1:06PM
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*rkp*
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there is no clutch pedal. paddle shifters.
Apr 2 2010 4:26PM
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Shadows
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ive never driven paddles so i dont know. ive always felt like they arent real manuals anyway. nothing like pounding gears
Apr 2 2010 4:30PM
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Slinger1x1
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i dont get them either... there is something so great about having a clutch that paddle shifters cannot replace
Apr 2 2010 4:55PM
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CockBeguiler420
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What a G!
Apr 2 2010 5:05PM
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J.DUKE
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this post made me respect Jon so much more...man is fo real
Apr 2 2010 7:59PM
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p-oskier
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threads
Apr 2 2010 8:13PM
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WikiWiki
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while true - the price is that you will get your doors blown off- cars have gotten to the point where we as humans cannot exploit them to their full potential- lambo e gear still shifts in half the time of even the best racers on the planet- are you as involved? no- are you going faster- hell yea
Apr 3 2010 12:27AM
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Rosbif
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Also, being sponsored by a bank = bank!


Such a sick car, Jon definitely has his life pretty sorted.
Apr 3 2010 4:50AM
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TheBigD
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Honestly, i think he's much more marketable than simon or tanner, they capitalize on the 13-19 age range while jon has a much larger demographic. More stylish clothing(try wearing an air raid jacket to an interview...) a lambo, a model-like girlfriend, the most well rounded skiing in the game(X medals in every discipline, a sweedish big mountain championship and now skiing just outside the national team level) as well as being sponsored by more exclusive brands with a lifestyle to match and a widely followed blog/videoblog that showcases his sponsors... other than the price tag that associates itself with jon olsson he is a marketers dream.
Apr 3 2010 7:00AM
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