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Benson23
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 15

On april fools and how? <

i brought a thing of saran wrap to school and am planning on putting it under every toilet seat to make the piss bounce back at unfortunate individuals.

Apr 1 2010 9:43AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Minus real life karma to you.
Apr 1 2010 9:51AM
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COrider
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 23
 
Apr 1 2010 9:54AM
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JRullo
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 265
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Apr 1 2010 9:55AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
Gee, that's original!
Apr 1 2010 9:57AM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
hahahaha
Apr 1 2010 9:58AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
I'm doing the very creative dishsoap in the fountain
Apr 1 2010 12:33PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,248
nothing has happened or will happen in my school. i'm pissed
Apr 1 2010 12:34PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN!
Apr 1 2010 12:36PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
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Apr 1 2010 12:51PM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
your cue to fuck shit up
Apr 1 2010 12:57PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
lol at my old work I made a bunch of die cuts that said

MAKE IT HAPPEN!

and put them everywhere. they kept taking them down (i cant imagine peeling away at 6 year permanent vinyl for each letter)


no wonder I got fired


/cool story
Apr 1 2010 12:58PM
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eheath
Posts: 61604 - Karma: 123,113
im sorry, saran wrapping toilets doesn't work as well as you think, its so easy to see i feel like i would never piss on a reflection of myself.
Apr 1 2010 12:59PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Ya I would never piss on myself either.

Your reflection on the other hand............
Apr 1 2010 1:01PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
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Apr 1 2010 1:04PM
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Mac.
Posts: 953 - Karma: 24
I set up a fake gay personal on craigslist for one of my friends.

SO far today he has gotten 200 calls and 100 texts, and he still doesnt know who did it
Apr 1 2010 10:33PM
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Hermondo
Posts: 1244 - Karma: 52
i convinced hella people that i got this girl pregnant. people were giving me so much sympathy haha
Apr 1 2010 10:36PM
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stickerman
Posts: 2043 - Karma: 147
I glued a couple coins on the ground and people were trying to pry tem up with pens. I'm in middle school btw
Apr 1 2010 10:37PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
thats what my friend did. we stood their for 30 mins laughing at people, then a janitor peeled it off. im in middle school too.
Apr 2 2010 1:15AM
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m.brus
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 103

ex lax seemed to do the trick

Apr 2 2010 1:25AM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
haha a friend of mine bought a fake ring and convinced her dad she was engaged. at 19
Apr 2 2010 1:39AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
i got owned by my mom, she made me think i failed one of my courses that i had an A in all semester. it was complicated but yeah.

and i didnt do anything, i made a bunch of cardboard and shit fall on my manager as he walked in the door but i do that all the time. i suck at april fooling.

oh and i told everyone im straight...
Apr 2 2010 1:44AM
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feihlination
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Apr 2 2010 5:46AM
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pussymoneyweed
Posts: 2055 - Karma: 60
all of ns...
Apr 2 2010 10:11AM
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easiestEC
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 489
i got my college counselor with the "my top choice declined my acceptance letter" joke and my mom with the "can you pick me up from jail" joke hahaha. both were shitting their pants.
Apr 2 2010 10:21AM
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Hood.[scdb]
Posts: 564 - Karma: 14
you
Apr 2 2010 10:26AM
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Kornn101
Posts: 3534 - Karma: 25
IM 12 AND WHAT IS THIS
Apr 2 2010 10:57AM
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ifli
Posts: 449 - Karma: 21
told my mom the pot roast burned down the kitchen and that she was gonna have to do some remodeling.
Apr 2 2010 11:05AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
i told one of my friends/clients that he severely underestimated his company's tax liability for 09 and he owes uncle sam about $25,000 in additional taxes.

His jaw dropped. I kept a straight face. We discussed some of his options for a few minutes, and then I finally broke down and told him it was a complete lie.

I'm sure he'll get me back.
Apr 2 2010 11:08AM
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east_toast
Posts: 479 - Karma: 16
Put a lot of clear industrial packing tape across my brothers door so when he woke up he walked into it in his boxers and it got stuck all over his body hair.
Apr 2 2010 11:24AM
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