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Gaper RAGE!

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GorillaChop
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So today, when my friend and I, who snowboards, were just bombing a groomer there is this gaper (purple one piece, old ass gogs, old school rear entry boots) who is carving really irradictly, and going all over the place, like from one side of the hill to the other. And so my buddy tries to pass him, just right on the side of the run, and just as my buddy passes him, they almost touch skiis/ board. So at the bottom of the hill, when we are in the lift line, he tangles his poles up in my buddies board, and bindings, and i quote from him, "you little fucking prick, one more smart ass comment and i'll smash you're fucking teeth with his pole." Then he starts goen off about someone getting ski patrol, and him going to loose his pass and shit . BULL SHIT! Anybody else expierienced some gaper rage?

Sorry for the ranting NS, but i was just so rattled about the incident, ineeded to post.
Mar 31 2010 11:01PM
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shortdawg
Posts: 1359 - Karma: 19
haha I cut off some Russian in whistler and he threatened to kill me
Mar 31 2010 11:11PM
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.Jack_S.
Posts: 406 - Karma: 207
in the singles line a guy threatened to stab me in the back with his pole because he thought i cut him.....fuckin crackhead
Mar 31 2010 11:18PM
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Tjacks19
Posts: 342 - Karma: 42
Yeah, the lift was stopped, so my brother and i decided to go lower. When my bro pulled out of the line into a run, this One piece suit, 6ft pole skier guy hit my bro. Then the gaper cussed him out. My bro stayed close to the line and still got hit. He should've looked but we were all chill, except the Gaper!
Mar 31 2010 11:42PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
i loled
Mar 31 2010 11:43PM
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narwhal
Posts: 509 - Karma: 280
Some guy cut me off so I had sex with him. The bastard got all pissy about it too.
Apr 1 2010 1:44AM
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Tortao
Posts: 1292 - Karma: 10
now everyone on NS knows how to get into your pants
Apr 1 2010 1:45AM
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,230
she's a he


i would have sigged that if she was a she... but alas, it's a pink name penis bearer
Apr 1 2010 3:26AM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 171
1- Always stay in control. You must be able to stop or avoid other people or objects.
2- People ahead of you have the right-of-way. It is your responsibility to avoid them.
3- Do not stop where you obstruct a trail or are not visible from above.
4- Before starting downhill or merging onto a trail, look uphill and yield to others
5- If you are involved in or witness a collision or accident, you must remain at the scene and identify yourself to the Ski Patrol
6- Always use proper devices to help prevent runaway equipment
7- Observe and obey all posted signs and warnings.
8- Keep off closed trails and closed areas
9- You must not use lifts or terrain if your ability is impaired through use of alcohol or drugs.
10- You must have sufficient physical dexterity, ability and knowledge to safely load, ride and unload lifts. If in doubt, ask the lift attendant.



Apr 1 2010 10:24AM
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Pinguu
Posts: 1581 - Karma: 49
alright ski code
Apr 1 2010 10:40AM
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brian_man24
Posts: 87 - Karma: 17
ahahaa
Apr 1 2010 10:49AM
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GorillaChop
Posts: 245 - Karma: 6
Are you fucken retarded?
Apr 1 2010 11:12AM
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Zoro
Posts: 1253 - Karma: 37
if it wasnt for his jib life thread i would have to say so
Apr 1 2010 11:17AM
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Chompo.
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Did u smoke laced weed lately?
Apr 1 2010 11:32AM
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CrunkNugget
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i had a gaper being a jackass in the park (with his kids), and so i told him he probably shouldn't bring his kids in the park if none of them know anything about park etiquette. he then (in front of his kids) told me to mind my fucking business. i reported him to ski pat for being a hazard to other skiers because he stopped in a jump landing. he got his pass clipped.

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raging gaper: 0

Apr 1 2010 5:15PM
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Tjacks19
Posts: 342 - Karma: 42
Ha thats funny, what a fag. That crap happens all the time.
Apr 1 2010 5:19PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
11. Don't smoke laced weed and post in NSG.
Apr 1 2010 5:19PM
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Idahoskier420
Posts: 719 - Karma: 86
this gaper don't fuck around#1 Skier Dad from Family Tree on Vimeo.
Apr 1 2010 5:24PM
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theabortionator
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repost
Apr 1 2010 5:27PM
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Tjacks19
Posts: 342 - Karma: 42
It doesnt matter that, that was a repost! come on. Snowboarding just gained a lot of my respect lol. he shouldnt of pushed the Gaper. But the gaper was a pussy. That was funny shit.
Apr 1 2010 5:31PM
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Idahoskier420
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i felt it was an appropriate repost
Apr 1 2010 5:34PM
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Mykel
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Well handled. I like it.
Apr 1 2010 5:35PM
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mode2n
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Not really a gaper that got mad but at lake louis me and my friends were in the park when some snowboarder starts swearing and shit at us because we were supposidly cutting him off. In reality we were on a complete different line in the park, and got mad at us for no reason really.
Apr 1 2010 8:17PM
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rj.
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so laced
Apr 1 2010 8:18PM
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rach
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so funny story. i was night skiing at snoqualmie back in february, and since the lift is right above the park everyone throws snowballs, in the name of fun. i've been hit with a million, i've thrown a million. so one night im going up the lift with my buddy kryshaun and he throws a snowball at some skier. of course, im wearing a bright yellow jacket and this kid gets sight of me, not kryshaun. so about 3 runs later he chases me down, "YELLLOW ! YELLOW GET BACK HERE !" and chews me out "what kind of place would the world be if everyone did that?" and "you trying to ruin my night?!" interstingly enough...he had an ns sticker on his helmet and wasn't really a gaper at all. maybe just a tourist..i apologized sincerely and tried not to laugh..
Apr 1 2010 8:28PM
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styley.
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Apr 1 2010 9:19PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
Me and my friends were trying to cut the long lift line and were friends with the lifty so it was chill. We go and this guy who was obviously a gaper staring yelling across the lift line. We pretended not to hear him and proceded in line. As we got close to getting on to the lift he was still in line screaming at us and calling us idiots for not going through the line correctly. And not exactly a rage story but a gaper offered me candy on the chairlift..he was like in his 50s
Apr 2 2010 12:12AM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
Honestly you deserved to get yelled at. You sound like a douchebag
Apr 2 2010 1:17AM
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Ben.
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OMGZ BUT IM THUGZZZZ


FUCK DAT SKI CODE
Apr 2 2010 2:02AM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,332
you forgot this list:

1. crazy bouncing headache thing
2. hard to breath
3. head falling down
4. dry mouth, white saliva on tounge
5. fucking paranoid
6. very loud and fast heartbeat.
7. limbs shaking almost uncontrolably
8. dizzy
9. forgeting everything
10. inability to think coherently... couldnt finish a sentence.. i just forgot what i was thinking or going to say.
11. paranoia
12. freaking out
13.trying to figure out what it is
14. calm breaths seem too little... lull myself to feeling like im ok but when i breath deep its like ive been holding my breath the whole time.
15. fast breathing makes my head dizzy and boucing headache comes back... heart beat up.
16. big exhale makes everything better for a bit.
17. limbs shaking a lot
18. still forgetting things but trying to write.
19. i feel more creative and shit
20. see sorts of visual things going on with the words on the page
21. more creative?
22. yeah probably lots more ill get back to you.
Apr 2 2010 2:22AM
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Malcolm
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no one follows rules 5-9 lol
Apr 2 2010 2:25AM
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