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Worst Kind of Stoner.

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General_Ripper
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The worst kind of stoner is the recent college "I just started smoking weed last year and now I know everything about it and I'm such a pot head" stoner. No fucking shit weed is great you are a noob and don't understand shit. It seems that 90% of college smokers are these people and the rest understand and embrace the drug and don't broadcast it to everyone because its a normal thing by now. /rant
Mar 31 2010 4:44PM
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squibble
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i dont think its that, its how new smokers tell everyone how they "got soooo ripped" every day. For the seasoned stoner its not a big deal if you smoke a couple bowls, so you don't tell everyone you see that's what you did yesterday.

i could see how it's annoying, but where im from everyone has been smoking weed since highschool so you don't get soo many people like that.
Mar 31 2010 10:17PM
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FBGM
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hahahahaha
Mar 31 2010 10:18PM
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captainEMERICA
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ZING!
Mar 31 2010 10:18PM
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TannerBalls
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i think you mean this guy:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=45281585
Mar 31 2010 10:20PM
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General_Ripper
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Yes this is what I was getting at
Mar 31 2010 10:21PM
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BEARS.
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mods. please remove useless clutter.
Mar 31 2010 10:21PM
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General_Ripper
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I LIKED IT BETTER WHEN YOUR NAME WAS FAGGOT IT MADE IT EASY TO UNDERSTAND WHY YOU POST IN THREADS
Mar 31 2010 10:23PM
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J.Braun
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Mar 31 2010 10:26PM
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gstaff
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so pretty much that annoys me too, but you can't do anything about it, so just let it be.

chill
Mar 31 2010 10:26PM
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laurence^
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LOL
Mar 31 2010 10:37PM
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hundreds
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The worst stoners are the ones that have nothing to talk about but weed. That seems to be about 75% though.
Mar 31 2010 11:15PM
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Nicholas.
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GOOD ONE DUDE, ITS ALL GOOD UR A COOL BRO I MAKE ELITIST STONER THREADS BUT ONLY WHEN IM HIGHHHHH BRO
Mar 31 2010 11:26PM
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Nathn
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Stoners like you piss me off more than the kind that piss you off.
Mar 31 2010 11:30PM
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CypressGrove
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i'm gonna go with this.

everybody is always a fucking expert. i know. i'm an expert.

Mar 31 2010 11:38PM
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uni-corn
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Everyone blows me? Riiiigggghhhhtttt.
Apr 1 2010 12:27AM
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@stroB@ngz
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i can if you insist
Apr 1 2010 12:54AM
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uni-corn
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As long as I can put a paper bag on your head so I can't realize that I am getting head from a guy.

But hey, that is just like skiing without poles. Feels good till you look down and realize that you are gay.
Apr 1 2010 12:56AM
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@stroB@ngz
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do you mind if i call this paragraph a cool story?
Apr 1 2010 1:02AM
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wh@t
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hippies fucking suck.
Apr 1 2010 1:08AM
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Willard
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no the worst kind is the people that think there tripping mad balls. Let the "cool story" begin Im with some people blazing a few bowls and after 2, just 2 hits this kid says "man im feeling it" starts like kinda jittering and shit starts playing a guitar and weird shit. That was annoying. Then another time they "got laced weed" they were flying around. Thats the weed they "borrowed" from us. It was really shitty weed. You dont know how many times i have heard that story about flying around and turning into goblins. I hate my neighbor.
Apr 1 2010 1:10AM
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dreadyboy
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If you don't like it tell them to shut the fuck up, don't whine to people on the interwebz
Apr 1 2010 1:34AM
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moonofendor
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i got confused by a thread that no one else has ever seen before...
Apr 1 2010 3:01AM
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DDrem.
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shut up, please.
if youre a stoner, than stoner you shall be, and you need to chill out and stop givin a fuuuuuck
Apr 1 2010 3:07AM
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sack
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personally i don't like the ones that slack off in group projects, but whatever floats your boat.
Apr 1 2010 3:42AM
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PacificRimJob
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Hippie haters are just jealous because hippies can grow rad, super manly beards, have really tall, cool redwood and big pine trees to climb, grow DANK ass legit weed, and have alpine lakes/huge oceans to go skinnydipping in with hot (hopefully NOT hairy) hippie babes...

(hairy hippie chicks, on the contrary... are fucking gross. shave yourself, girl...)


People who hate on hippies just have no idea what hippies even are. its funny as fuck haha =]
Apr 1 2010 4:54AM
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skitolive123456789
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i kindof agree with the op. i've had a lot of college kids act like know it alls and say shit thats totally wrong. theres a lot of misconceptions, rumors, and myths and once you've heard em enough times you get sick of it. for me thats only in my home town ( has cornell and ithaca college). the school i go to nobody really cares... or smokes good weed for that matter.
Apr 1 2010 10:41AM
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VT_FLO
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Hippies are pieces of shit that are worthless to society. They can go write a protest paper for their english final while I work on a cure for cancer, which they won't be able to afford because they'll be working for outdoor gear exchange while walking around burlington with all of their backpacking gear because they're too fucking lazy to go out and actually do it.
Apr 1 2010 11:10AM
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Big.L
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ive been smoking sense i was 11, im a junior in high school now and you couldnt even tell i smoke weed. no teachers would suspect it and i used to go to school blazed almost everyday until it got boring and i would find myslef sleeping by lunch, i dont really talk about it that much cause its just a casual thing to me but i hate when kids think smoking weed is mad cool and talk about it all the time, its really not even that cool all its done to me in the long run is make me more broke than i already am and made my long term memory shitty
Apr 1 2010 1:01PM
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MR.BONNELL
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+k to op
Apr 1 2010 1:47PM
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MNS
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Apr 1 2010 1:53PM
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NW_Rider
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The worst stoner is the one who just took a lower division Philosophy class.
Apr 1 2010 2:03PM
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uni-corn
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Haha I can agree with that.

"Hey dude I just scheduled my classes and I am taking Philosophy 101 man.... I am just gonna blaze before class and it will be AWESOME dude...."

And just picture this guy saying it.

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I want to kill those kind of stoners.
Apr 1 2010 2:08PM
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pomme-de-terre
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penis.
Apr 1 2010 2:09PM
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NW_Rider
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For sure, then it gets even worse after they read 2 chapter of Camus and develop the holier than-thou attitude and think they know the answers to life.
Apr 1 2010 2:12PM
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The_Future
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I know what you're talking about.  This kid who started smoking in college was telling me how he smokes so much more bud than me.  I was like first of all I don't give a shit how much you smoke, I smoke when I want to smoke, I don't need to always be high.  He has no idea how much green I use to smoke before college and not having a job came around.  But like I said it doesn't really matter to me... I hate when people brag about how much they smoke.
Apr 1 2010 2:19PM
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General_Ripper
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Dude where did you get that picture of me?
Apr 1 2010 3:08PM
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Idahoskier420
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The know-it-all stoners bug me but the damn scavengers are wat really get me.

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Apr 1 2010 3:22PM
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SteezePatrol
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word
Apr 1 2010 3:24PM
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shredables
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WHITE power
Apr 1 2010 3:32PM
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no_steeze
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HAHAHAHAHAHA THATS FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S PROBABLY NOT A PICTURE OF YOU BUT YOU SAID IT IS TO BE QUIRKY BECAUSE IT IS A RATHER FUNNY PICTURE AND, IF IT WERE YOU, IT WOULD BE AMUSING
Apr 1 2010 7:33PM
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NW_Rider
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Your icon made this post 10 times better.
Apr 1 2010 8:32PM
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FBGM
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agreed
Apr 1 2010 8:43PM
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Dan-Man
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I agree with you man, same kinda kids who drink key light/bud light and say then like good beer, and can throw down when drinking..
Apr 1 2010 8:57PM
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NW_Rider
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Ehh, in some cases, but sometimes its people who are just tryin to party and don't have the budget to party all night with good beer. Just because a guy is drinkin McCormick Whiskey doesn't mean he doesn't prefer Pendelton
Apr 1 2010 9:06PM
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Relish_man
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i dont see how this is relevant to the thread
Apr 1 2010 9:23PM
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Moisty_Goat
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The worst kind of stoner is the kind that makes a thread like this
Apr 1 2010 9:37PM
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squibble
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homo hater much...
Apr 1 2010 11:28PM
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Benedetto.
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What i'm saying is, your in college right? Smoke a lot of pot, right? Then why the fuck are you caring about what people think about you or the people around you? Chill with buddies and get high man. And don't take it for granted cause motherfuckers like me can't enjoy the plant. Live it up man. And don't worry about what motherfuckers think, especially not on this site. If uni-corn would of agreed with you, half of the people who said something after him would agreed. Trust that.


OK START FLAMING ME CAUSE I'M IN THE NAVY. ITS NOT OLD YET!!1
Apr 1 2010 11:51PM
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leckett1
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you know whats even better? when you used to be one of those "cool potheads" who started smoking pot in grade 8 and then quit because you realize you have potential in life
Apr 2 2010 8:49AM
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@stroB@ngz
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youre in the navy

hahaha lulz. do u have a lot of ass ruptures???

Apr 2 2010 10:13AM
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