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speedy29
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WHY DO I ALWAYS LOSE ONE SOCK WHEN DOING LAUNDRY.
seriously I have never lost any other type of clothing so tell me what gives?
Mar 28 2010 9:52PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
hahahahaha soooo true
Mar 28 2010 9:53PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
a small gnome takes them while your load is being done, and then uses it to masturbate, he then feels bad about what he did and hides the sock forever, and then it never reappears, but the gnome cant stop masturbating, so its a cycle, much like the cycle of a washing machine
Mar 28 2010 9:54PM
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yourthemannowdog
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Sounds like someone did there first load of laundry. Did mommy stop doing your laundry?
Mar 28 2010 9:55PM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127
I find some once in a while in my pants but I do agree with your statement hahaha.
Mar 28 2010 9:55PM
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speedy29
Posts: 868 - Karma: 10
No it was 12 year ago so this has been happening to me for the last 12 years and im at the end of my rope.
Mar 28 2010 10:22PM
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skichicky3
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 64
I know! I was just putting away laundry thinking phewww, all my socks match up
Mar 28 2010 10:33PM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
go buy some at mcdonalds
Mar 28 2010 10:34PM
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hurrisun
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you should forward that to jerry seinfeld maybe he'll use it in his act, oh wait nevermind he would probably get boo'd off stage!!
Mar 28 2010 10:45PM
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down2freeski
Posts: 75 - Karma: 20
It must have gone to the kingdom of narni-ock
Mar 28 2010 10:49PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Buy 10 packs of the same sock, have a lifetime supply of socks and never mismatch.
Mar 28 2010 11:00PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 178
haha i herd they sell them for a dollar
Mar 28 2010 11:28PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
I need socks so bad
Mar 28 2010 11:30PM
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no_steeze
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precisely
Mar 28 2010 11:30PM
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rexalicious.
Posts: 551 - Karma: 57
hahah no matter how many new pairs of socks i buy, i always end up having to wear mismatched socks cause i lose them allll the time.
Mar 29 2010 12:55AM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
hahaha sig'd
Mar 29 2010 1:13AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Do you have a brother?
Mar 29 2010 1:16AM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
yeah i just go to walmart, i love that place! you can but socks, guns, tricycles and antidepressants all in the same place!!
Mar 29 2010 1:25AM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,246
Click for larger image problem solved
Mar 29 2010 1:37AM
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speedy29
Posts: 868 - Karma: 10
Ahhhh I cant I just cant do it. Mismatched socks drive me insane I just have to wait till a second one of the same kind disappears.
Mar 29 2010 1:49AM
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speedy29
Posts: 868 - Karma: 10
Thats what I thought back in high school either him or the dog but I haven't lived with anyone else for a year and the problem still occurs. This is some kind of grand conspiracy it has to be/
Mar 29 2010 1:51AM
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