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Hoodies should be banned

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RudyGarmisch
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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=17725

Convincing, eh?
Mar 28 2010 1:21AM
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Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
haha made me laugh when one of the responses said that eskimos have been wearing these for years and how evil they are hahaha
Mar 28 2010 11:35AM
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superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
i am making an account and trolling that website, whos with me
Mar 28 2010 11:40AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Come on, don't you realize that that whole website is one giant troll? Its been posted so many times in this thread too. *sigh*
Mar 28 2010 11:45AM
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superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
mab ur right, mab ur wrong, but im still going to frustrate the mods, its the least i can do
Mar 28 2010 11:47AM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
Bahahahaha that's awesome
Mar 28 2010 12:35PM
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Pee_and_Ski
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 57
didnt ns wreck this site a year ago?

Mar 28 2010 12:42PM
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theblackrod
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Let's not forget that hoodies have long been worn by Eskimos, one of the most despicable groups around.

[IMG]sonofthesouth.net/texas/pictures/eskimo-family-600_small.jpg[/IMG]

I call them "snow Mexicans" because they're stinky and lazy. Ugly, too. They need more hood and less face. They also have beady, slanty eyes and smell like fish. They need to grow up and stop playing in the snow. My grandson stopped making snow forts in the third grade.

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You hear me, Nanook? The third grade. It's time to be a man.
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wow.
Mar 28 2010 12:42PM
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Uncle.Badness
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This is a fake site
Mar 28 2010 12:52PM
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itsssyourboy
Posts: 255 - Karma: 10
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Mar 28 2010 12:57PM
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snowking249
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 34
wow, these are the kind of people that should die, sorry if that pisses anyoone off but its true
Mar 28 2010 12:57PM
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andersteeze
Posts: 1047 - Karma: 30

haha someone referred to eskimos as snow mexicans!

And i wonder if they would want o make the word "hood" a censored word too?

So far so H**d

Mar 28 2010 1:04PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
if the world was run by christens, we would have to side-hug
Mar 28 2010 1:08PM
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K2epro
Posts: 310 - Karma: 7
when im comitting crimes its my go to upper body wear
Mar 28 2010 1:09PM
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K2epro
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when im comitting crimes its my go to upper body wear
Mar 28 2010 1:10PM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,190
People like this disgust me. Most Christians are good, sane people and most churches are good, sane establishments. Wack jobs like these give such a bad rap to Christianity and religion in general. Kinda like FLDS vs. LDS.
Mar 28 2010 2:06PM
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no_steeze
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god those guys are so fucking hilarious
Mar 28 2010 2:11PM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
i can't tell if that guy is trolling them or actually has a hate for eskimos, lol
Mar 28 2010 2:15PM
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antwone
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Mar 28 2010 2:20PM
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tinkytwinky
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 1,566
hey add me orsomething my name is "theFISTOFGOD" lol im gonna troll like a motherfucker
Mar 28 2010 2:26PM
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tinkytwinky
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sorryfor dub post, but i just wrote this in the hoodies thread, and i thought it should be shared "

YOU ARE STRAIT IGNORANT I AM A PRIEST AND I WEARHOODIES. stop your mindless biquering and get real, you sound like judis on crack."

Mar 28 2010 2:32PM
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cobra_commander
Posts: 16909 - Karma: 4,686
its all a joke, you twats. you are trolling trolls.
Mar 28 2010 2:42PM
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snowking249
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 34

ok i think this shoudl show that the website is a complete joke, please work...

Mar 28 2010 2:42PM
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AmishTerrorist
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add me on landover i am major steeze


Mar 28 2010 2:46PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
get off teh interwebz.

the Amish dont have internet. (atleast i dont think they do) hahahaha
Mar 28 2010 2:47PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
no. your getting trolled
Mar 28 2010 2:49PM
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musick13
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They had better just be trolls...
Mar 28 2010 2:57PM
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.newman.
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 236
"The Catholic monks are most certainly closet queers. You think large groups of Catholic men aren't going to diddle each other when they live like that? Isolation, no women, loose fitting hoodie robes...sounds demonic to me."
Mar 28 2010 4:14PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9092 - Karma: 3,022
Guys, the person who posted about the eskimos was kidding. Jeez
Mar 28 2010 4:16PM
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Su[G]ar
Posts: 564 - Karma: 38
shit thats scary, didnt know people were THAT crazy
Mar 28 2010 4:30PM
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Sr_FreshShirt.
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read the thread guys
Mar 28 2010 4:32PM
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wwatkins
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damn eskimos
Mar 28 2010 4:33PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9092 - Karma: 3,022
Welcome to the world of "Devout Christians" (usually from the South or midwest, sorry but it's usually true)
Mar 28 2010 4:33PM
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AndrewNZ
Posts: 477 - Karma: 13
hahaha, pretty funny, if the site is fake, sad if the site is real ha
Mar 28 2010 6:52PM
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tigon
Posts: 131 - Karma: 10
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=37578

SITE IS FAKE


Mar 28 2010 7:03PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
i gave you 10/10 karma simply because you are the first person in this thread to spell devout properly. congrats.
Mar 28 2010 7:23PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
Is this a Joke?

"Goths, Emos, Skaterkids and similar trash wear Hoodies"

"if they were to restrict the wearing of other head wear that criminals use (like scarves or turbans),"

"Let's not forget that hoodies have long been worn by Eskimos, one of the most despicable groups around. "

Oh and lol
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Mar 28 2010 7:29PM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
my high school banned jeans with holes in them, shoes with heels higher than 1 inch, flip flops and hoodies. the ban was removed like 2 weeks later.

some people just like to shit on everyones parade
Mar 28 2010 7:51PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,123
haha I guess my hoodie thread had to be removed but this is ok I guess.
Mar 28 2010 9:20PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 399
one of the guys on there has an award  called "punched the most queers" and "true heterosexual"
Mar 28 2010 9:53PM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,748
It's obviously a joke....as in every post in that thread are people playing parodies of christians.

How can NS be so fucking stupid?
Mar 28 2010 10:21PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24725 - Karma: 29,944
threads for awesomeness.
Mar 29 2010 1:42PM
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epic_line
Posts: 929 - Karma: 32
This site is genius!
Mar 29 2010 2:54PM
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Oreos
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 38
bump for religious insanity
Aug 22 2010 6:22AM
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DrStrangelove
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3
im not totally sure it is a joke, but at the same time im not totally sure all these guys are taking it seriously either

the guy who made the original post seems to be dead serious, that much im pretty certain of

but check out the forums overall, these people are fucking craaaaaaazy
Aug 22 2010 9:06AM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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We should post a picture of some tall hoodies, they'll freak out
Aug 22 2010 9:09AM
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Jordan
Posts: 4079 - Karma: 2,122
Is everyone on this site so stupid they can't see it's a parody.

I would be a little more accepting of your stupidity if there were not 50 FUCKING POSTS that say its a joke.

But really, some people on Newschoolers are so so so so so so ignant.


Aug 22 2010 9:25AM
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DrStrangelove
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speaking of "ignant" the word you're looking for is "satire", not "parody"

but dude, neither one of those words is really true here i dont think, i skimmed the first 7 pages of that thread and nowhere does anyone say it's a joke...a few guys seem to be playing around with it but a lot of those idiots seem to be completely serious

and has anyone else noticed what an asshole that Pastor Ezekiel guy is? holy fuck...and he has like 47,000+ posts in that forum, how is that even possible?

anyway, im not the kind of guy that would normally start a big war for the sake of hoodies (cause that's kinda gay) but i do feel a strong urge to try to hijack a few threads in that forum for fun
Aug 22 2010 9:37AM
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have.faith
Posts: 338 - Karma: 97
this is generally hysterical....
Aug 22 2010 9:39AM
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Jordan
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Speaking of shutthefuckup:

A parody (pronounced /ˈpærədiː/; also called send-up , spoof or lampoon), in contemporary usage, is a work created to mock, comment on, or make fun at an original work, its subject, author, style, or some other target, by means of humorous, satiric or ironic imitation.
Aug 22 2010 9:57AM
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rickety_cricket
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I am dying of laughter at the awards these people recieve. Ex.:
Bulldyke Scum
Ex-Masterbator
Punched the Most Queers

Its just too funny
Aug 22 2010 11:07AM
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