Background, Will is very gullible, trusts me and isn't particularly intelligent
Current FB convo:
Will
i think i have a displaced vertebra or some shit
3:52pm
Chris
from watching Mike's scarred vid?
trust me, you'd know
3:53pm
Will
it hurts to take deep breaths and to sit down/stand up and anything in general
3:53pm
Chris
that means that your penis is about to fall of
I'm a doctor
trust me
3:54pm
Will
...
does your schools have chairs that are bent and really floppy on the back rest
3:54pm
Chris
but see another medical professional to get a second opinion
3:55pm
Will
and i leaned back thinking i would just lean on the back rest
and it just bent back, i followed head touched the ground and the place where it was bent pushed my spine up
in pain now
(i didnt know it was floppy) thought it was solid)
3:56pm
Chris
tape your penis to your thigh so when it falls off you won't lose it
4:00pm
Will
well my moms not home but i wanna go to the doctor
my penis will fall off?
so mikes fell off
4:01pm
Chris
common side effect of spinal problems
it doesn't happen to eveyone
why don't you ask him?
4:02pm
Will
you got any proof of this
4:02pm
Chris
yeah man
my biology techer told us about it
she usd to be a nurse
used*
4:03pm
Will
get me a website on this shit
4:03pm
Chris
call a medical professional
4:04pm
Will
google this shit
4:04pm
Chris
you have internet too, right?
you're the one with the soon to be stump cock
google it yourself
4:06pm
Will
why
mr. doctor man
they should provide the patients not the other way around
4:08pm
Chris
It's called penile erythematosus
just looked it up in my Mom's medical book
see a doctor asap
4:12pm
Will
...
YOU ARE f*ckING SCARING ME!
4:13pm
Chris
the book says you have about 72hrs after spinal trauma to save your junk
4:13pm
Will
shit
f*ck f*ck f*ck
what are the symptoms?
4:14pm
Chris
general tingline along your hips
tingeling*
feeling the need to piss even when you don't have to
4:15pm
little bumps on the underside of your cock
Will
how large
how small
4:15pm
Chris
2-4mm says the book
4:16pm
Will
im about to cry
is this like a serious back injury
i may have twisted it
Chris
see a doctor
save your spine/penis
4:18pm
Will
i will, f*ck MAH! WERE ARE YOU
shit man, im freaking out
4:20pm
Chris
just calm down
4:20pm
Will
i cant feel any tingling
4:21pm
Chris
books says about 30% of spinal cord injuries result in this
luck is on your side
4:21pm
Will
but f*ck! im not taking the chance
would you
4:21pm
Chris
holy shit, no
4:22pm
Will
thank you for letting me know this
4:24pm
Chris
call your ma and tell her to get herself home
Will
but isnt this for people who get payalyzed?
*paralyzed
4:27pm
Chris
in uncommon cases it can happen to people who retain the use of their legs
4:27pm
