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Dick In A Box FO REAL

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P3TER
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Its my girlfriend's surprise birthday party tonight so i got her two presents:

1) a kinks CD covered in the British Flag (shes english)
2) My dick. In a box

im sure this has been done a million times so if anyone has stories post em up.
ill post some pics after it goes down and dont worry mods my penis will not be present in the pictures.
So newschoolers wish me and my dick some luck.
Mar 26 2010 4:34PM
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hippystinx
Posts: 937 - Karma: 171
lol this isn't going to go well putting your dick in a box is never a good idea trust me...
Mar 26 2010 4:36PM
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kush.
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i'm sure she will want some birthday sex...

Mar 26 2010 4:36PM
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Sewardo
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hahah my threads i wanna see this
Mar 26 2010 4:37PM
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Freeskim@n
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threads

Mar 26 2010 4:39PM
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pmw
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aw someones lonely
Mar 26 2010 4:40PM
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BMskier
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Mar 26 2010 4:42PM
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P3TER
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The SNL guys probly used string/tape to hold those boxes but i am banking on
PURE BONER POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ahahah hopefully my dick agrees
Mar 26 2010 5:00PM
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T-Holt
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If you can't hold it up, you obviously need to do some cock-ups.
Mar 26 2010 5:15PM
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.AR6rider
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your an inspiration
Mar 26 2010 5:38PM
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Milksteak
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hhahahaha omg. Threds
Mar 26 2010 5:39PM
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elemeno89
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hahaha.  good luck.  let me know how it goes.
Mar 26 2010 5:42PM
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Forkstealer
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First page and my threads
Mar 26 2010 5:44PM
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artfullydodged
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bonus points if you sing the dick in a box song while its going down
Mar 26 2010 5:47PM
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An10a_Eng
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all you got her is a stupid CD? do you not love her or something? does she not put out? or are you just an asshole boyfriend?
Mar 26 2010 5:48PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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good luck
Mar 26 2010 5:51PM
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1337
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it's worked for me before...........
Mar 26 2010 5:58PM
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207
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i wemember dat fread.
Mar 26 2010 6:01PM
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GayWolf420
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just 1 cock push-up?
Mar 26 2010 6:03PM
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FreeskierRocco.
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british accents are hot...
Mar 26 2010 6:04PM
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*Fujative*
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my threads.

Should be good.
Mar 26 2010 6:04PM
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P3TER
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Alright heres what went down:     

When I arrived it wasnt very crowded so i showed some people the Dick in a box and took some pictures. Later my girlfriend shows up and we surprise the shit out of her. The surprise went off very well and we all gave her some presents. I kept the dick n a box hidden so i could unleash it when i had a little more privacy. (her friends advised me not to whip it out in front of EVERYBODY) So after almost everyone had left I am hooking up with her in a bed and i get up to tell her that i have another present. She face palms. (someone probably told her already lol) So i walk back into the room with my dick in a box and she says "dont you know me well enough to know that i dont know how to react to something like this" (im thinking wow what a bitch)   so i just acted quick and took the box off and hopped in bed with her. Thats as far as im going.


ill put some pics up in a second if i figure it out

Mar 28 2010 11:50AM
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Steeze_Cake
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sadly depressed.
Mar 28 2010 12:01PM
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P3TER
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Mar 28 2010 12:01PM
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P3TER
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how do i get a facebook picture on here?

Mar 28 2010 12:02PM
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J-Evs
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click open image in a new tab and then copy that link and do the [IMG] [/IMG] thing with that link
Mar 28 2010 12:05PM
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P3TER
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the option i have is Open link in new tab and when i press that it opens a new tab with the next picture in my Facebook  pictures
Mar 28 2010 12:12PM
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P3TER
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I got it.. the pictures really arent great but.;.....



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Mar 28 2010 12:14PM
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1337
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public place FTW
Mar 28 2010 12:29PM
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squibble
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why such a small box?
Mar 28 2010 2:39PM
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prontocuts.com
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thats what im sayin
Mar 28 2010 2:41PM
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triebby
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Well from the looks of the picture, he hasn't hit puberty yet
Mar 28 2010 3:52PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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you know what they say: small box, small...
Mar 28 2010 3:59PM
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shibby
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Weird I didn't know 11 years olds had penises.
Mar 28 2010 3:59PM
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MANDER
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Mar 28 2010 4:01PM
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Sir.Steezealot
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You fail at life my friend
Mar 28 2010 4:02PM
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theabortionator
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threads
Mar 28 2010 4:05PM
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amo
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proper pics of said girlfriend...
Mar 28 2010 4:08PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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birfdeh ses
Mar 28 2010 4:14PM
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p_n
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seriously, how friggin old are you kid?
Mar 28 2010 4:21PM
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FreeskierRocco.
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fail

and yea what are you? 12?
Mar 28 2010 4:31PM
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I_Am_Mod
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thread backfire.....

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Mar 28 2010 4:39PM
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the_goose69
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haha wow major thread backfire
Mar 28 2010 4:49PM
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triebby
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I'm 20. What does that have to do with anything?
Mar 28 2010 5:19PM
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Nathn
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Why the 5 inch hole? I'm calling chode.
Mar 28 2010 5:51PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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hahaha
Mar 28 2010 5:54PM
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ECfreeski3
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one's all you need
Mar 28 2010 5:55PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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threads!!! good luck dude
Mar 28 2010 5:56PM
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snowking249
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wow, was not expecting a 12 year old
Mar 28 2010 6:00PM
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saucybiscuits
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haha i remebber when someone posted that hurr
Mar 28 2010 6:00PM
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JahJahBinks
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