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Weirdest place you woke up in from a party

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INFHski
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I once woke up with my head in a refrigerator
Mar 26 2010 11:36AM
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feihlination
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i rarely black out, so most times i made it into my bed, but the best stuff i know is friend of mine who has a history of fallin into rivers (mostly when drunk), so his mum is kinda nervous when he doesnt return to home.

and this other day, there was a "beach party" (in the middle of the alps lol) going on like 20 miles from his home. he blacks out, sleeps in the "sand" until 4 pm or so, then decides to steal the next-best bicycle and rides for like 3 miles. gets tired again and just jumps over the guard railing and sleeps until 2 pm or so. the funny thing is that his mum called the police and told them that he is prone to fall into rivers when drunk. next thing you know is that 4-5 police dogs browse the river while he just wakes up (dunno what he was thinking at this moment) and hops into the next bus home.
May 9 2010 4:35PM
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Morgen.
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in a frat house. no pants on. i def dont remember anything.

ummm then i got about 3/4 the way in my house and passed out while trying to pee so my pants were half way on.

i have a problem with keeping my pants on.

May 9 2010 4:46PM
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TechnoPotamus
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jail.

or

my own apartment using trashbags as blankets. my roommates discovered me like that last year
May 9 2010 4:49PM
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naturday
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in a hospital with my mom sitting across the room looking at me in utter disgust
May 9 2010 6:44PM
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General_Ripper
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in a vagina
May 9 2010 6:49PM
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wolvmatt
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yeah, i wake up in those all the time

In my bed at home, the party was an hour away. I have no recollection of going home, there was also 105 dollars missing from my bank account.

I hate that.

May 9 2010 6:53PM
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leahey
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May 9 2010 6:54PM
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no_steeze
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i was at cumberland farms last night getting a slushie right before they closed and this dude shows up on a bike, crashes into a pole, and steadies himself along the wall while he makes it to the door completely red faced and reeking and he walks in, buys one lindt truffle thing, pays with a 20, and bikes off into the road

but i always make it home. slept for a few hours in the middle of a parking lot using my longboard as a pillow but managed to wake up at like 5am and get home
May 9 2010 6:57PM
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zylstra
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yeah thats shitty.
i woke up in my bed with puke all over me and shoes/shirt missing. come to find out my dad had to carry me up there, he wasn't happy. one of the first times drinking. but i guess i went through a pint and a half of jager before i went unconcious so go me
May 9 2010 6:57PM
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FROSTWEAR
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in the bed of a truck, under a pile of blankets, while the truck was doing 50 mph. flippin scary.
May 9 2010 7:27PM
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garrets
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haha holy shit that'd be wierd
May 9 2010 7:31PM
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Proze
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sitting on a toilet leaning my head on the wall in front of me. Woke up to knocking. Apparently I had been running upstairs to the bathroom thinking I was going to puke, then running downstairs. My friend said I went back and forth like five times. no concept why i did that
May 9 2010 7:51PM
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860media*
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in my own bed, but for some reason i was wearing a bathing suit
May 9 2010 8:21PM
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Nathn
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eating breakfast with the hosts parents/
May 9 2010 8:23PM
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*christ*
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a great dane standing on my stomach, soaking my face with saliva 10 am in a random football house. someone had wrapped me in a blanket so tightly that i couldnt get away. All my friends were gone and i didnt know they guys that lived there. my car kays wallet glasses were all gone, my coach is calling my phone, swim practice had started an hour ago.
May 9 2010 8:38PM
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skithesprings
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there are pictures to prove that i passed out with a toilet bowl basically in my mouth while i was hugging it. dont remember that.

the worst place i passed out was in a parking lot in pouring rain. i have never been so wet and miserable in my entire life

May 9 2010 8:48PM
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icantskiiFILM
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i no a girl who was wasted at a party and went to take a shit...which i dont exactly understand how she did that...and she passed out on the toilet and fell on the floor. she then proceded to shit all over the place once shes passed out on the floor.

no i wont post a pic
May 9 2010 8:52PM
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Willard
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a strangers backyard with lime green throw up
May 9 2010 8:56PM
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BlackieChan
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ahahahah oh my god dude thats epic gross..


on a bush/pile of leaves in a random front yard at 6am, decided i should probably get home soon after that and walked a good 20mins with a cat following close behind. we were pretty much homies after that.
May 9 2010 9:17PM
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TheClap.
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in a hospital after being in a coma(sp?)
in the ghetto in a park bench in albany with two black eyes and a swollen ear
In my chair in my room after been 120+miles from my home
in my apt naked in my living room
on the sidewalk in the ghetto in albany with my wallet missing, but then a priest called my dad saying he found it



all have great stories behind it, each one too long to type
May 9 2010 9:20PM
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Abc567def
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in an old folks home front entrance wearing a spongebob costume... its wasn't a costume party

On some random persons back deck legs covered in blood and spooning an empty 40 of jack danials

Woken up in bars multiple times after they had already closed

completely naked in a staff housing front entrance at a ski resort in japan. never did find my pants or shirt from that night.

Living-room with all of my roommates passed out beside me and non of us made it onto the couch

In the passenger seat of my car while camping even though i had a tent and i apparently kept telling ppl that i was to drunk to drive so i would sit in the passenger seat where all of the luggage was being stored...

These are just the ones i can remember off the top of my head... I should really stop drinking





May 9 2010 9:22PM
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easiestEC
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i woke up like 3 blocks from the house on the sidewalk once........ that was a confusing morning because it was my first night in the town.
May 9 2010 9:23PM
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mode2n
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i laughed at this one
May 9 2010 9:27PM
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majora
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lol at basketball hoop. +K
May 9 2010 9:29PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
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i woke up looked around and didnt realize i was in my own room for about a minute
May 9 2010 9:53PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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In a tent that I don't own, behind a house I've never seen, and it's snowing.
May 9 2010 10:20PM
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jayo.
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One morning I woke up curled in a ball under a dog bed. And I was using a frying pan as a pillow.
May 9 2010 10:56PM
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NW_Rider
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Not exactly the optimal place to lose your pants and pass out. Just sayin...
May 10 2010 1:43AM
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Schlop
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why do we all love sleep when we're really drunk? last night I passed out on the floor at a family friends house after a dinner party while some kids were playing xbox in the room with me
May 10 2010 1:53AM
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TOUCHE
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i have managed this same feat. even if the blackout included a taxi to a friends house and walking for 5km with no memory whatsoever.
May 10 2010 8:54AM
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EvanMeyer
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on the side of a pool with my feet in it with a shit load of beer cans and like 3 people around me

May 10 2010 9:01AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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up a tree (playing possum), still amazes me how i stayed up.

props to the other guy who did it aswell, scary as shit realising you're in the air ha

May 10 2010 9:52AM
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tyberesk
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In my room.....with my roomate yelling at me for PISSING all over him at 5 AM.

In front of a science building, in the rain, between two girls.

In my hall with a girl sleeping directly on top of me.

In the back of a police car.

Next to a hobo in DETOX

In my bed naked with nothing but a condom on

......hmmmm my drinking may be slightly out of hand


May 10 2010 2:43PM
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KC_Hoffwoman
Posts: 141 - Karma: 86
in a bed, at a beach house in seaside, without my bikini, in between 2 guys. don't remember a thing. but apparently there are pictures...

ohhh prom weekend....
May 10 2010 3:04PM
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VT_FLO
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under a mulch tarp next to my house, using my longboard as a pillow with 3 deer eatting grass 2 feet away from me. beat that cunts
May 10 2010 4:30PM
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ECB
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In this fountain.  Literally lying in the water, soaked. And i smelt like green apple.  When I woke up, I went back to my room and found a fire extinguisher in my bed.
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May 10 2010 4:32PM
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beezey
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You should prob teach your parents what incest is because you are fucking retarded.
May 10 2010 5:08PM
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yuck
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on the roof of my highschool

except i knew i was gonna wake up there.
May 10 2010 5:10PM
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beezey
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I remeber running into the ocean naked, peeing on the beach (was very very proud) more runining into the freezing ocean. then i woke up in a little girls room who had hello kitty bed spread feeling good (meaning I puked which is just a plus to my night) extremly confused, then i found pizza in the kitchen! then my friends. I got carried home cause my hip gives out and yup........ ha! sucess
May 10 2010 5:15PM
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123+ski
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in the middle of the night wearing a coat and boxers in the back of my car weird thing was that it was at my house, i staryed sleeping in my bed and i wasnt drinking that night
May 10 2010 5:25PM
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jeR.
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man you're just the lamest ever.
May 10 2010 5:43PM
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jeR.
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^ oh and on a lawn chair in the middle of the hotel pool wearing nothing but a towel at 6 am. grad trip.
May 10 2010 5:45PM
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HenniferLopez
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found this little fellow passed out in front of my door last halloween...


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May 10 2010 6:05PM
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PacificRimJob
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Look dude. if you cant handle NS hate/what happens on the internet, you should just leave right now, because newschoolers is not for people who cant handle some non-serious, immaturity...






That said. Weirdest place? probably in the lifthouse of chair 6 at Kirkwood... or maybe in a snowcat, halfway up a mountain...
May 10 2010 6:15PM
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pomme-de-terre
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i woke up spooning with a guy on a couch once, we were both fully clothed though, and we werent neccesarily spooning, we just kinda both passed out in the same direction.

also, one time i woke up in my friends un-finished garage, i was laying on top of this big pile of gravel, and using a blue plastic tarp as a blanket. the side of my body/face was all pockmarked from the gravel for like hours hahah it looked hilarious.


shit, i think that's the best i have... i guess i just need to party more or something.
May 10 2010 6:53PM
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sol-JAH.boi
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haha after prom last year everybody passed out in one room i woke up with my date to my right with no pants on like 2 feet a way and this kid i know 1 ft away on my left mad weird luckily the guy and i had our pants on haha... check this drunk out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti3UL_mVHHI
May 10 2010 7:08PM
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Bangor
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hahahah isn't that UAlbany?
May 10 2010 7:40PM
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ECB
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Yes, yes it is indeed.  I go to school there, do you?
May 10 2010 7:41PM
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aquinn
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next to a pond, woken up by beavers slapping their tails in a fucking mass attack.
May 10 2010 7:46PM
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Bangor
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Nah I just grew up in the Albany area, went to HVCC for a few years before skipping town.
May 10 2010 8:18PM
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