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Hangover Quotes

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danderson.
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Come on i know u want to post your favorite

go ahead

mine is "what happens in vegas stays in vegas, except for herpes that shit stays with u forevr" hahaha

Mar 25 2010 5:06PM
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Z_rob
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i dont know the exact quote but when mike tyson says something like "don't worry about so and so he isn't with us anymore" i thought that was funny as ever
Mar 25 2010 5:08PM
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applejuice.
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how bout that ride in, i guess thats why they call it sin city ha ha ha.
Mar 25 2010 5:09PM
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Shadows
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that was a stupid movie. the whole point of a vegas movie is to show what crazy shit happens - fear/loathing.
this was just a crappy plotted movie about the day after, which included a wedding. stupid movie going culture.
Mar 25 2010 5:09PM
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danderson.
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yes hahaha
Mar 25 2010 5:09PM
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wolf.
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that one guy did it and he was a rehtard
Mar 25 2010 5:10PM
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kush.
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"a hangover is god saying you kicked ass last night" -mac.daddy
Mar 25 2010 5:11PM
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Z_rob
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hope you dont mind that im gonna sig you on that haha
Mar 25 2010 5:12PM
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kush.
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haha Go for it bro Show my Fame haha
Mar 25 2010 5:13PM
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B.Pol
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I am so fucking sick of hearing quotes from that movie. Get over yourself 12 year olds.
Mar 25 2010 5:15PM
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Z_rob
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ill give you some karma to, that saying makes hangovers that much less annoying/painful
Mar 25 2010 5:15PM
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skinakedfast
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"SHUT THAT BABY UP, SHUT THAT BABY UP"

And

"NOT UP IN HERE"

Mar 25 2010 5:15PM
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danderson.
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not from the movie, but thats funny as hell

good job man

ill up yur karma

Mar 25 2010 5:17PM
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danderson.
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oh and mr. chow just has some of the funiest lines also

Mar 25 2010 5:19PM
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EH_DUBS
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besides its not a purse...its a satchel.
Mar 25 2010 5:24PM
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Lemuel
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The song was definitely the best part.  I'm not a person who goes around saying movie quotes though, those people are usually in the "fail/ epic fail/ noob" saying crowd, who by laws of society, are outcasts who don't realize it.
Mar 25 2010 5:28PM
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HippieLetuce420
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look...look...he's jackin his little wenis haha
Mar 25 2010 5:47PM
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applejuice.
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indiana jones has one.



you guys ready to let the dogs out?
Mar 25 2010 11:12PM
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rickety_cricket
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Hello... how bout that ride in? I guess thats why they call it Sin City haha. You guys might not know this but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So there... there was two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack and Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys I thought "wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine.
Mar 25 2010 11:15PM
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no_steeze
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"ohhh rooks rike it's a quid pro quo"
Mar 25 2010 11:16PM
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Shredneck
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SUCK ON THESE CHINESE NUTZZZ
Mar 25 2010 11:16PM
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oreopancake.
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A great way to hear some great Hangover quotes is to go on facebook, and just look at kids statuses. Honestly it's getting a bit played out now...
Mar 25 2010 11:21PM
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no_steeze
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step brothers is like 100000x more quotable, it also helps that i know every line of that movie
Mar 25 2010 11:23PM
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theabortionator
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^
Mar 25 2010 11:24PM
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Ducky.
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careful pervert, your getting close to my shaft!!!
Mar 25 2010 11:26PM
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paulgenovese
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Your Icon has will ferrell, aka the king of retarded movies.
Your statement is invalid.
Mar 25 2010 11:29PM
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iFail
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Yes.  The hangover isn't at all a funny movie to quote a bunch later, while step brothers is a great movie to waste lots of time quoting in horrible classes.  It's annoying people quoting movies like the hangover too much that make those movies not as great later on..

Mar 26 2010 12:07AM
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Z_rob
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haha pWNED
Mar 26 2010 1:04AM
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Willard
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Mar 26 2010 1:06AM
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mark.p
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Your language is offensive
Mar 26 2010 1:08AM
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BMB
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playing ultimate the next morning while guarding the disc, " uh fuck I'm way too hungover right now"
Mar 26 2010 1:25AM
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j-phlak
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yea seriously. its almost as bad as Napoleon Dynamite quotes
Mar 26 2010 1:26AM
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ChanchoVelez.
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the movie wasnt even good?
Mar 26 2010 1:30AM
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Mr.Gaga
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When movie starts: ''Yeaahh, thats not gonna happen''.

Just like that i knew it was going to be a epic movie. And it was.

Mar 26 2010 1:41AM
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B4NE1
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Tigers hate cinnamon they love pepper
Mar 26 2010 1:46AM
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Kangbang
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doc, none of use could remember anything. remember.
and
if we sharing beds im bunking with phil.

Mar 26 2010 2:37AM
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Mr.Panda
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"Dude, are my sunglasses ok?"
Mar 26 2010 2:41AM
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Kangbang
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ma'am in the lepord dress, you have an amazing rack. and its so true too
Mar 26 2010 2:44AM
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digiac
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Stu: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring!

Allan: I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.
Mar 26 2010 2:56AM
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.Natty.
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"Not at the table carlos!"
Mar 26 2010 11:19AM
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JETS
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fag
Mar 26 2010 1:33PM
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I_Am_Mod
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mine was "On doit toujours essayer!"
(french for: "You must always try !")

after which i proceeded to jump off a flight of stairs, do a 180 and break my ankle....


seriously, you don't always have to try, especially when you're drunk....
Mar 26 2010 1:33PM
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B.Pol
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Will ferrell is the greatest actor ever, and I never said the movie was retarted. BTW I liked it a lot and peed myself when I watched it. I am just sick of everyone repeating quotes from that movie.
Mar 26 2010 4:06PM
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g.off
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Stu - "I MARRIED A WHORE!"


Allan - "HEY!SHES A NICE LADY!"
Mar 26 2010 4:40PM
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MADDECENT
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And i'll drop yours for being a ho
Mar 26 2010 4:53PM
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An10a_Eng
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by far the worst movie i have ever seen. and ive seen the good shepherd
Mar 26 2010 5:53PM
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Heart
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"It's just frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane."
Mar 26 2010 6:58PM
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MADDECENT
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haha this shit was hilarious.
Mar 27 2010 12:00AM
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