My homies girlfriend cheated on him

1. Slash her tires

2. Pour Syrup mixed w/  Salt and Sugar

3. pour milk on the carpet of the car (jesus that will smell like dog shit.)

4. Slap a hoe

5. Do her best friend

6. take a shit in a bag and light it on fire at her door. OR throw it in her window on fire

7. Take all your guns and explosives and blow her house up.

8. think black.

Okay so here's what you do. Go to your nearest gas station, preferably a Texaco but I understand if that is difficult seeing that Texaco has fucking disappeared. When you arrive at the gas station go into the bathroom and drill a hole in the bathroom wall, just about penis height and wide enough for some movement. Aww yeah you know what I'm getting at. Now, get the girl's boyfriend to drive her around for HOURS until she has to piss like none other. He will stop at the Texaco (yes, now it is a Texaco) and she will explode into the bathroom grabbing her cheating vagina, set some paper towels on the seat, make sure nobody's watching, and pop a squat and piss herself to oblivion. While she's in the bathroom you are behind the wall where your hole is. Start making noises and shining lights through the hole to get her attention. When she get close and puts her face against the hole, you know what time it is. That's right, right when that face gets close to the hole you stab her in the eye with a hunting knife and gtfo.

step 1: kill the parents
step 2: have a chili cook off
step 3: feed parents to girlfriend in the chili

southpark for the win!!!!!!!!

I aint never done this to a girl but what you do is you go to Ralphs and buy a raw chicken. Pour the juice out, collect it, and do whatever you want with the chicken. Go the their house, pour the chicken juice on the front door handle/gate handle, whatever. Its fairly likely the contamination will get them sick. Then you pour motor oil on the floor mat. Likely they won't notice, then they will step in it and track oil all through the house and ruin the carpet. I also like to steal patio furniture and put it in a neighbor's yard to cover your tracks/just make it awkward.

gang bang her, then show the video to everyone in school to show them what a little slut she is

with out a doubt the funniest thing ive heard today

good job hommie

Fuck her mom, video tape it and post it on her facebook. Job done.

i believe this should be ''profit'' and not ''$$$$'' good sir

epic fucking win! EPIC EPIC WIN.

or you could fuck her, and then when you're done and jsut lying there... "Bitch you been cheatin!! GTFO!!!!"

yepp. sex and ditch the bitch

Am I the only person that lowers somebody's karma when I see them whoring it out? I rate a ton of people, but never advertise "+KKKKKKKKKKK for the lulzzz. tehe"