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My homies girlfriend cheated on him

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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537

ideas for revevnge that isnt like violent shit..

make it creative and fucking artsy or james bond spy status

Mar 25 2010 12:36AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537

Help will bring you good things from the schoonmak3

Mar 25 2010 12:36AM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
burn down her house, kill her pets, kill her family, ect.
Mar 25 2010 12:38AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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+k for creativity and a lol
Mar 25 2010 12:39AM
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thecounty
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this, then make them into chili and feed it to her.
Mar 25 2010 12:39AM
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ChanchoVelez.
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well the mature thing to do would be just let it go, but seeing as though thats not what your after....just fuck some of her friends. its as simple as that
Mar 25 2010 12:39AM
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theblackrod
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does she know he knows? because he could just play games with her during sex, zoro, dirty sanchez, kentucky snowplow, i could do this shit all day.
Mar 25 2010 12:39AM
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RICK_ROSS
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how is that revenge, come on man
Mar 25 2010 12:40AM
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RICK_ROSS
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wait, i dig the second part, and i can vouch, this actually is great revenge
Mar 25 2010 12:41AM
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ChanchoVelez.
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yes! he could play it cool and then right before they fuck while shes standing butt naked over him he could be like..."umm...no thanks. put your goddamn pants on" and leave. or some variation of that
Mar 25 2010 12:42AM
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jason...
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fuck her best friend.
Mar 25 2010 12:43AM
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yojimbo
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bitches are conniving little whores man. all of em. they will fuck you over and make you want to die. there is no point in revenge, they'll just throw it back at you and make it hurt more. they love it. just admit defeat and get drunk, then play with handguns.
Mar 25 2010 12:43AM
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-ROY-
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burn her daddys double wide
Mar 25 2010 12:52AM
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Shaky_Jake
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GODDAMMIT!!! beat me to it.
Mar 25 2010 12:54AM
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skithebert
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haha ohh man. this is hilarious
Mar 25 2010 12:56AM
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oreopancake.
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from thread started by derbski. epic stuff.
Mar 25 2010 12:57AM
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assface
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have him go over to her house all dressed up and in a suit and with flowers, respectfully talk out their problems
Mar 25 2010 12:57AM
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poopandflush
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Okay, this is how it goes. You get an orangutan for your homie. I'm not talking a little monkey or some dancing chimp bullshit, I mean a real fucking orangutan.

So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotiable; all orangutans are named Clyde. I don't know why that is, it's just how the world works. So your homie and  Clyde become man (and ape) about town. They're seen everywhere together, they make the scene. Every time he says something witty, he will high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets back to her. "Did you know the guy with the orangutan?", "You used to date the guy with the orangutan?", "Why would you break up with a guy with and orangutan?". Next thing you know, she's calling.

"I'm hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?" she'll say.
"Geez, I dunno; me and Clyde were going to go to a monster truck race tonight (orangutans love monster trucks). In fact, the whole social calendar seems kinda full. I tell you what, I'll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in. Oh well, you know my number don't be a stra-Hey, look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde's making Mojitoes".

At this point the upper hand is his.  he can let her twist in the wind, he can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. But if hes a smart man, he will  slowly phase her back in. They're IM-ing. They're talking on skype. You get invited to family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like on of the family. You're one big Brady Bunch. Then light her on fire.
Mar 25 2010 1:01AM
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oreopancake.
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i'm loling so hard right now, +k and a good day to you sir.
Mar 25 2010 1:03AM
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paulgenovese
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Chop her parents into chilli.
Mar 25 2010 1:03AM
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prontocuts.com
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Be the better man and dont do anything
Mar 25 2010 1:04AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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thanks for the laugh mad K comin your way
Mar 25 2010 1:04AM
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ChanchoVelez.
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idk what to say. that was genious my friend
Mar 25 2010 1:04AM
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andersteeze
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dont beat around the bush, broad daylight- bullet to the head.
Mar 25 2010 1:05AM
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walcott
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bang her mom in her room and leave the video of it on her bed
Mar 25 2010 1:05AM
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jason...
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ORANGUTAN STORY STOLEN FROM /b/ NEWFAG
Mar 25 2010 1:08AM
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poopandflush
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jesus calm down /b/ro. Just helping a guy out.
Oldfag here, you need to cool it
Mar 25 2010 1:13AM
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alden.
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WOAH WOAH WOAH didnt i see this somewhere else????......
[img]http://fatkidatcamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Orangutans-love-monster-trucks.jpg[img/]
Mar 25 2010 1:30AM
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alden.
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Mar 25 2010 1:31AM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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who are you talking about jake haha?
Mar 25 2010 1:35AM
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ChanchoVelez.
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oh shit....that just happened
Mar 25 2010 1:42AM
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Where-am-I
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haha... oh snap thats intense
Mar 25 2010 1:45AM
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highindasky55
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well played sir. +K all around for lulz
Mar 25 2010 1:47AM
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alden.
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thank you gentlemen
but does anyone else see I Went Back In TIme to fix that link??? or are my eyes playin tricks on me?
Mar 25 2010 1:50AM
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alden.
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AAAAHHH my eyes fooled me false alarm i cant time travel nvm
Mar 25 2010 1:51AM
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HIRO
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hahahahahahhaahha I'm laughing so hard right now
Mar 25 2010 2:03AM
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Mr.Gaga
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''Ski's better then sex anyway.''

Just tell her that.

Summer's fucking long tho and there's no skiing during summer.. But its not summer yet so just go ski while you can...

Mar 25 2010 2:10AM
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hey-dude-its-me
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Tell your friend to stop being such a pussy and move on with his life. She has a right to be happy and maybe your 'homie' is just a tool.
Mar 25 2010 2:12AM
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derbski
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Citing your sources, quite the scholar and gentleman.
Mar 25 2010 2:56AM
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BEARS.
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rape her?
Mar 25 2010 3:04AM
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Abc567def
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sleep with her mom, get her pregnant and then make her mom love that child more than her.
Mar 25 2010 5:04AM
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Jahseph.
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Pee in her butt.
Mar 25 2010 5:42AM
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steezeaholic.
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this. it's definitely the worst revenge if her best friend will do it.
Mar 25 2010 8:13AM
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.Natty.
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this. +k for creativity
Mar 25 2010 8:18AM
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DutchhGutss
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hahaha perfect idea!
Mar 25 2010 8:31AM
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Twinjibber77
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"We can get back together"
"ok, I'm sorry for what i did"
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Perfect. . . .
Nuts in da ass, dick in da pussy.
DP da hoe.
Mar 25 2010 8:35AM
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+[wall.e]+
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+1 for that idea. Or better yet, her mom.
Mar 25 2010 3:37PM
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g.off
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my threads solely for orangutan story
Mar 25 2010 3:42PM
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gstaff
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yes
Mar 25 2010 3:46PM
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Deezy
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1)Kill her and family
2) ???
3) $$$$
Mar 25 2010 3:47PM
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