Replying to Shittiest cell phones???

What are the worst cell phones you've ever had? I thought it would be good to know which phones to avoid and also fun to hear stories about crappy phones. I didnt find anything in the search so...

LG Neon
Complete piece of shit
Im on my 3rd(This is without dropping it much and taking relatively good care of it)
Problems:
1. I dont hear the first 0-20 seconds of a phone call. so not only do I not hear the phone ringing when I call someone, I can't tell if they are picking up. So if they do pick up, they can hear me, and I cant hear them, so the first 10 seconds or so of every call goes like this: "Hi I know you can hear me, but my phones a POS and I cant hear you, so stay on the line for about 20 seconds until I can hear you..." this is the problem that has led me to return the phone to att 2 times
2. turns off randomly
3. speakers sometimes dont work(like for calls and alarms0

razor
screen shattered in my pocket randomly one day within a month of buying it.
one day, nothing would work. when I would try to send a text a black background with red letters in caps said, "FATAL ERROR"