NS! if u help me, i love you longg long time

Why don't you just read a book?

Catcher in the Rye.
Davinci(sp) Code.
Harry Potter.

Pretty much any decent book...

is it oral? how can a paper be 5 minutes??

we just read it to the class!

i want some crative shit!

you aren't creative i take it?

go read sparknotes for a book...

this is what i came up with
nohomo


the book i read for the book review was twilight by stephanie meyer. the type of book this is is fictional romance. this book is about a vampire named edward. throughout the book, he likes a girl named bella but they can not date because he is a vampire and he is a little homosexual. he also needs to fight off wherewolves that want to hurt him and his family. the setting mainly takes place in a little town right out of seattle, washington. it also takes place in the woods, the school and at bellas house. the main character is edward cullen. he has slick black hair and green eyes. the main conflict of the book is broken up into two parts. one, edward loves bella a lot but is always tempted to suck her blood and two edward is slightly homosexual. he is tempted all book by a wherewolf named jacob who kills people and eats them. the climax of the book for me takes place when bella gets bitten by james another vampire and edward must suck the blood back out of bella. he is very tempted to suck out bellas blood as well as james. will bella be okay? or will edward eat her alive and go for james? edwards true side shows here when he says..."Your hair looks like a haystack… but I like it." towards jacob and also "You inspired this one." this makes bella extremely jealous. but then quotes towards bella like...I think I forgot to breathe and You’re interesting when you sleep. You talk. i enjoyed this novel quite a bit. it was thrilling yet laid back. i would recommend reading this novel with a few candles, a clean set of sheets and a warm cup of apple cider. thankyou.
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so much win.