Okay, I see where you're coming from. Let me share my theory.
Basically, there is a gay lunar base on the darkside of the moon where they harvest moon minerals to make more gay people(because gay people can't actually reproduce). The gays are actually the Illuminati's secret army, infiltrating every niche of society and piece of our lives. Think about it, gay movie stars, gay fashion designers, gay EVERYTHING!
You ever notice how America and almost every other developed nation is getting really fat, well it's because the Illuminati is putting chemicals in our food to fatten us up, because they're actually cannibals. They need to fatten us up because they need a food source for the gay lunar army, moon minerals will only last so long.
You know Pink Floyd's album Dark side of the Moon? Yeah, their record company was actually Illuminati/GayLunarArmy controlled and they were trying to get out the word to the people. You ever notice how they have a rainbow on the front of that album? WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'RE TRYING TO TELL US!? Look on the backside of the moon!
Obama is actually the Illuminati's supreme ruler, and his healthcare bill is a way to get every American into a hospital so they can inject us with mind-controlling substances(they call them vaccines, or flu shots) They are basically turning America into a giant farm, to feed the GayLunerArmy. They're going to control us, and you're all going to feel so stupid for shitting on me when this actually happens.
