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So yesterday was a pretty tough day. I started having morning sex with my girl before realizing five minutes in she was late for work, so all day I was horny as balls and the only reason I didn't do myself a favor was because I planned on having sex that night... but no, 11:30 rolled around and all of a sudden "holy fuck we have to write a lab report for class tomorrow" right after about three hours of nonstop marijuana consumption... not good. So of course we ended up going to bed way too late and once again, got cheated out of good sex.

So today it wasn't really a choice. I came home early, broke out the laptop, and of course had to go find some new porn (because for some reason, even though you save half the videos you get you always wanna find new shit just because you can). Ahh, "Lotus - Tiny Asian Cutie". That looks like some quality smut right there. Oh, what a surprise I was in for. I open this video and the first minute is the most gut-busting, ridiculous, hysterical bullshit porn intro I have ever seen and -- guaranteed -- ever will see. Without further delay, I present to you the premium cinematic effort that is the first 61 seconds of "Lotus - Tiny Asian Cutie".

best intro ever from andrew bloch on Vimeo.

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