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Top five favouite body parts

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skithecanada
Posts: 638 - Karma: 56
post your top five favourite body parts!

1.Teeth
2.Spleen
3.Gull Bladder
4.HUGE TITS
Mar 15 2010 11:39PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
this is about as bad as the avatar vs. stepbrothers thread.
Mar 15 2010 11:40PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
1. Cunt
2. Cunt
3. Cunt
4. Cunt
5. Cunt

P.S. Learn to count you massive spastic.
Mar 15 2010 11:40PM
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blong131
Posts: 2193 - Karma: 59
this makes no fucking sense. should i start with the 4 points or the favouite
Mar 15 2010 11:40PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
does each tit equal your fourth and fifth favorite thing or are you just retarded, and only put four
Mar 15 2010 11:41PM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 43
organs are not body parts

1. legs cause you can walk
2. hands cause you can grab
3. mouth cause you can eat
4. knees because you can bend said legs and do things
5. ears cause you can hear
Mar 15 2010 11:42PM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
-karma

+hate

this is no good.
Mar 15 2010 11:42PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537

1. big

2. firm

3. 34

4. C

5. boobies

dumb thread

Mar 15 2010 11:42PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
my opposable thumbs
Mar 15 2010 11:45PM
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.travis.
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 46
hahaha +k for making me lol.
Mar 15 2010 11:45PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
hahahahha 34C
Mar 15 2010 11:48PM
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dickhead1
Posts: 328 - Karma: 11
wwow I am surprised no one said penis ... but umm yeah
Mar 15 2010 11:50PM
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dickhead1
Posts: 328 - Karma: 11
ahahahh
Mar 15 2010 11:50PM
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houndmaster
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
1. brain
2. lungs
4. fingernails
5. cuticles
6. $
8. toe jam
9. chad's gap
10. Click for larger image
Mar 15 2010 11:50PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
varicose veins
arm pit hair
long nipple hairs
cooter
the area directly behind the ear 
Mar 15 2010 11:52PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
occipital
Mar 15 2010 11:55PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
Posts: 2033 - Karma: 1,607
i like number 7 : )
Mar 15 2010 11:58PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
you better have a darn good reason for knowing this....
Mar 16 2010 12:01AM
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houndmaster
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
i like number 3
Mar 16 2010 12:02AM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
justify to me how organs are not body parts. without the organs there would be no reason for your top 5 because nothing would work.
Mar 16 2010 12:06AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
i had an infection a few months ago
Mar 16 2010 12:08AM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
1. legs because you can ski
2. hands because you can clap.
3. mouth because you can smoke.
4. knees because they can blow out.
5. ears suck.
Mar 16 2010 12:09AM
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houndmaster
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
dick because you can give girls the clap!

HAHAHAHA
Mar 16 2010 12:12AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
basic justifications (ebonic voice)
1- legs because then a bitch can walk her ass ova to ma house insteads of me driving to her so i can get some knobage
2- hands because sometimes when ya pick up a hoe ya dont know what been in the nasty ass mouth
3- mouth because sometimes when ya pick up a hoe she aint got no hands!
4- knees causea bitch gotta know how to get to the knees and please mes, i mean rug burn is a plus
5- ears, so when i holla at a hoe walking down the street, she know imma trying to get her attentions
Mar 16 2010 12:13AM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
1 my eyes
2 random lady on the street's boobs
Mar 16 2010 12:14AM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 171
1. dicks
2. dicks
3. dicks
4. dicks
5. dicks
Mar 16 2010 12:17AM
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.catierob
Posts: 670 - Karma: 15
gallbladder...whyy. just out of curiosity. all it does is create bile.
Mar 16 2010 12:32AM
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kstanz
Posts: 3058 - Karma: 477
1.dick
2.abs
3.dick
4.arms
5.back
Mar 16 2010 12:35AM
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LockyK
Posts: 404 - Karma: 16
ears.

they hold up my shades.
Mar 16 2010 12:38AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
no offense but british words and phrases are fucking hilarious. last summer my friends and i had a very drunk encounter with some british dude and he said we were gay in some roundabout way, and when we said we honestly didnt know what he was trying to say, he tried about 10 more euphemisms for "is gay" and we only got more and more confused. classic
Mar 16 2010 2:24AM
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Dainsey
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 378
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Mar 16 2010 2:52AM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
hahaha i see what you did there
Mar 16 2010 3:34AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
i think you might have liver disease, or yellow fever or something
Mar 16 2010 10:13AM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
you mean i think his girlfriend Jill has liver disease, or yellow fever or somethign
Mar 16 2010 10:14AM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
BIG FLOPPY TITTYS

yep thats about it
Mar 16 2010 10:14AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
The liver creates bile.  The gallbladder stores it.  Yay!
Mar 16 2010 10:20AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
oh yes thank you
Mar 16 2010 10:20AM
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
haha u can have mine .. im taking it out in a bit
Mar 16 2010 10:21AM
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