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Attn. Single Ladies of NS
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I'm 21 years old (yup I can legally buy you all the alcohol you could ever want.) A little about me:
-I own my own vehicle.
-I am an Actor living in LA. (So I obviously I'm loaded)
-I like skiing, threesomes, partying until the sun comes up, and I'm down with movies. (Seeing as I am in them)
-I'm pretty much into anything that ends in sex.
-I smoke weed and am down with all sorts of substances.
-I love rap and the Hyphy movement (I grew up in the Bay)
I only date perfect 10 models or actresses, I don't really give a fuck if you have a personality as long as you put out.
You must also love Pokemon or we will never work out.. Actually in reality we probably wont work out anyway I'm more just looking for sex..
Anyway get at me.
Half-Blood
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im not a woman but i sure am interested
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LOL @ "get at me". No wonder you have not have goo luck with the girls.
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you grew up in the bay?
you should be finding the proper doctor to willfully euthanize you instead.
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Thread Jack.
My name is Martin.
-I'm 18 but turning 19 soon, so yes I'm ripe for the picking.
-Prefer older women, preferably in the 70-85
-I'm completely broke right now and live with my mom in the summer
-Freshman in college
-I have a 1994 Honda Accord EX with 200,000 miles on it. No car radio because it got stolen
what I'm looking for in a woman
-a girl who just wants to have a little fun on the way out
-nice dentures
-willing to go down and put out
-wouldn't mind writing me into the will
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Oh my god I'm so torn between you and the kid from the other thread. You both sound so dreamy!
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haha my sister has an accord stickered it up and called it the swagger wagon.
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I own a Daewoo,
Let us make babies
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ahahah, i heard this kids in the new weezy, and he can buy you booze. super legit ladies, fuck all these other youngsters, not literally... but actually you should prolly fuck half blood
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I don't have a car because I am lance
Armstrong and hike everywhere. Let us make babys
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if i had a vag, id tap that
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theres always surgery, this kid used to be my roomate and i can say that its worth it
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dude have you ever seen superbad....perfect 10 models and actresses dont have dick penetration..have you ever seen a vagina by itself....not for me
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the guy to girl ratio for replies on this thread is a little unusual
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