What is the secret park snowboarder code?

teh codz ez sekretz.

(stabbing eyes out with knife)

tap them, they're live jibs. the park crew told them to be there.

Call your drop. Don't assume it's your turn.

when you strap onto your snowboard, you are immediately connected to a live streaming community of other snowboarders in a 100 foot radius. They are all assigned into a queue for their drop based on talent and bagginess of clothing.

shitt ill call my drop if it calls for it but when its just a bunch of fucks sitten down, ill snake them bitches.

yeah...... i am all about calling a drop... but if your sitting down... you cant call a drop.. thats a good rule.

the code to uncover the all spark?

i usually just wait for a moment when i notice theres no way someone would be able to hit whatever feature at the same time.. if theyre all just sitting there just call a drop if you have to, i usually say something like "noones going, so dropping," because if theyre going to make you wait because theyre sitting there taking their sweet ass time( skier or boarder) its ridiculous to have to wait when the thing is wide open

If they're sitting down then fuck em!!

they are all afraid to go.

i don't understand how snowboarders need like 5min. mental preparation to throw a 360.....

I suck at park, but I do find it kinda fun to watch other people.

hahah rite

Very true.

I love how when you just ski to the front cause no one has moved since they came in view to you, and when you wait for a few seconds. . . . no one goes and you do so they stare you down like you just snaked them all.
Then they ride over the jump.

i have ridden with snowboarders before (skiing myself) and i really do think that it is simply they need some "suck it up princess time". it alos could be that they have a pack mentality, kinda like when a ski team shows up and clogs the entrance. that pisses me off, especailly when its a racing team on the last run of the day. they also could just be resting as they have just ripped hard to get there and they're lungs are shot from all that dope and cigs. dunno...guess it will always be a mystery.

It's so trendy to hate on snowboarders. How can I get to be as cool??? I would hate on skiers, but everyone knows that there are no gaper skiers. They never just roll over jumps or use rail kickers as jumps. Only snowboarders do that, because snowboarders are gapers and shouldn't be in the park. I wish I was as cool as you guys. It's 1996 and I can tell that skiers and snowboarders are going to hate each other forever.

^don't we have like a 30+ page thread on exactly that?

my mistake. it's 47 pages.

Back in 1999, when snowboarding was still growing, there was a secret summit of every snowboarder in the world. This summit took place in the Magnolia Room (basically just a conference room) of the New World Order's headquarters which is under Denver International Airport. All of the world's snowboarders were notified of this event via a note hidden with a mail-order fruit shish-kabob bouquet that was mailed to their place of residence. The note read "You have been ordered to attend the Galactic Snowboarding Summit by the chief shaman, Jake Burton. It will take place at the New World Order's headquarters in the Magnolia Room on this Thursday. Eat the fruit shish-kabobs before sunset today. The grand-shaman has also instructed you to keep the basket holding the fruit shish-kabobs for later because it is great for carrying small items of many varieties.

Every snowboarder in the world followed the orders on note perfectly. When day broke on the day of the summit, a colossal assembly of snowboarders descended upon Denver International Airport. They all climbed through the baggage-belt port of Baggage Claim Carousel #13 and entered into the marble-clad lobby of the New World Order's headquarters.

They all walked into the Magnolia Room and made a line for the buffet-style brunch which they ate at the mega-table which measured approximately 2,000 feet long and comfortably seated all of the hungry snowboarders. Jake Burton (who had shapeshifted into his avatar, which is a tiger with the head of an eagle) was sitting on a chair that was suspended from the roof, rotating slowly. The speakers were blasting a mix CD consisting of hits by Alanis Morissette, Bruce Hornsby, and Limp Bizkit. Everybody was rocking out, hard.

The music and crowd fell silent when Jake Burton released a majestic eagle screech. In the language of eagle-tigers (which all snowboarders speak fluently) Jake Burton spoke,
"I HAVE GATHERED YOU ALL HERE TODAY TO DO TWO THINGS!!! FISRT OFFFFFF, WE WILL CROWN A PRINCE: THE PRINCE OF SNOWBOARDING! HE SHALL BE AMAZING AT SNOWBOARDING BUT ALSO BE A GIGANTIC DOUCHEBAG SO THAT ALL OF THE DOUCHEBAGS WHO WANT TO BE AS DOUCHY AS THE PRINCE WILL WANT TO SNOWBOARD."
Shawn White giggled and blushed, knowing that he would be crowned prince of the snowboarders.
"THEY WILL BUY FROM MY BRAND, BURTON, WHICH IS PART OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. WE WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD SOOOOOOON!!! SECONDLY, I WILL TEACH ALL OF YOU MY NEW SECRET CODE LANGUAGE THAT USES SNIFFLES TO CONVEY WHEN ONE SHALL DROP INNNN!!!!"
Jake Burton proceeded to crown Shawn White prince and teach everyone the Tongue of Sniffles.

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So, I don't know the secret code itself but I did just tell you how it came to be. So there's that.

its harder to stand on a snowboard when waiting so they sit. its easy to stand on skiis when we wait so we stand. only fag boarder sit for 10 mins then drop randomly i ride with a ton of good snowboarders that call drop and dont cut anyone off.

theres the truth

i just snake em, because if you stand there nobody goes...

I knows the code!!!!!!!!!

Just snow them all

if they are sitting they arent in line. my turn.

and how were you privy to this knowledge?, seems a little far fetched

yeah but theyre sitting down 3/4 of the time anyways so its hard to tell if theyre about to go

I heard about that.

i didnt read any of that

fuck calling drops. just ski through the park as a run... you know the way it should be. if people like to stand before they hit something, cool but the person coming through always has the right of way.

whoa...hold your horses. are you saying that the original rebels actually care about what other people say about them??? do i hear a muffled sob? do they need our love now that they have achieved mainstream status?? remember, you're the ones who came to our hills. but all of this is trivial. i have skied with plenty of snowboarders...many of which can rip as hard as me...or at least keep up. i only have a problem with gaper boarders.  that makes up like 70% of both our populations. in fact i have about as much a problem with gaper boarders as gaper skiers. plz don't make yourself the victim here. i'm sure if you are able to get a ns account you must be cool enough to lay it down with out sitting down.

I snake everyone.  They know not to say shit because i show em what's up, when i go screamin into the inrun in a powerwedge with the "shaking leg" syndrome.   If I'm blasting some "Slim Thug" I might even add a gaper tuck.

They are doing mental prep to throw a trick. They are doing mental prep to stand up. Kind of like when you sit on a couch and you hear the microwave is done, you then proceed to sit on the couch for another 3 minutes because you don't want to stand up.

I dont understand, i think if you think about ti you wont do it. Sitting infront of the jump looking at it gives me butterflies and i usually pussy out, bomb the fucking hill and call your fucking drop. I dont see whats cool about sitting infront of the jump, i usually stand at the top as my boys hit the jump cuz i hate eating shit and having people wait on me so i go last most of the time.

funny thing is, i know the perfect spot where there is a side booter on the mound of snow for the run in to the jump line and there is ALWAYS at least 4 snowboarders sitting on there asses.

Great find!!

lol