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Only two things ccome from texas steers and queers i dont see any horns on your head you must be a queer
Full Metal Jacket
HEY CAN YOU SHUT UP IM TRYING TO DO DRUGS HERE>>>> FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!! good shit
the wolf "lets not go sucking each others dicks just yet"
big trouble in little china.. CLASSIC!
Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Jack Burton: Would you stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that.
Jack Burton: "Jack" what? I'm supposed to buy this shit? 2000 years, he can't find one broad to fit the bill? Come on, Dave, you must be doing something seriously wrong!
Lo Pan: There have been others, to be sure. There are always others. But you know, Mr. Burton, the difficulties between men and women. How seldom it works out? Yet we all keep trying, like fools.
Ash: I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town
Ash: Maybe, just maybe my boys could pull it off. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.
the clown has no penis.
stepbrothers
soo many from caddyshack, but my favv,
A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
"you curly headed fuck" stepbrother
brennan-"what your favorite nonpornogrpahic magazine to masterbate too?"
dale and brennan at same time "good housekeeping!" step brothers
every word that comes out of will ferrells mouth in step brothers
"discovered by the germans in 1904 they named it san diego which of course means whales vagina in german"-anchorman
