Favorite Movie Quotes

"What does Marcellus Wallace look like?"

wait for it...

name the movie too

"OH there you are peter!" - Hook

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0jVCDHE6pI

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."


- Pulp Fiction

"When the fuck did we get ice cream?"

Anything from tommy boy

im shocked no one has said it yet

"Cool story Hansel."

"time to suck today's dick"

NIIIIIIINE O'CLOCK ON A SATURDAY!

"Harry I want to go someplace warm, a place where the beer flows like wine, where women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capastrano...I'm talkin' about a place called Aspen"


"oh I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes"

"you know chuck, this place makes me wonder"
"whats that, boss?"
"which is worse, living a monster or dying a good man?"

This:


Monty: Yeah, fuck you, too.
Monty's Reflection: Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it.
Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back.
Fuck squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job!
Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores and stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. Slow the fuck down!
Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35.
Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English?
Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from!
Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds!
Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for fucking life! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Imclone! Adelphia! Worldcom!
Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, because they make the Puerto Ricans look good.
Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, and their St. Anthony medallions. Swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos.
Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermés scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart!
Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on!
Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust!
Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin Otisville, Jay!
Fuck Osama bin Laden, al-Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal, Irish ass!
Fuck Jacob Elinski, whining malcontent.
Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery, my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass.
Fuck Naturel Rivera. I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back. Sold me up the river. Fucking bitch.
Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar. Sipping on club soda, selling whiskey to firemen and cheering the Bronx Bombers.
Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue. From the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it. Let the fires rage. Let it burn to fuckin ash then let the waters rise and submerge this whole, rat-infested place.
Monty: No. No, fuck you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all and then you threw it away, you dumb fuck!

^ well...my favorite monologue, not quote I guess.

do i get girls? yes

do i play lacrosse? yes

do i get girls because i play lacrosse? no

its because im very affluent

"Don't get mad, get even"- Animal House

"that looks like a girl i could take advantage of."- hot dog the movie

"my mule don't like being laughed at." Fist Full of Dollars

"the bears, they can smell the menstruation!" -Anchorman

best by far

WERE HERE TO FUCK SHIT UP

no man, IM THE DUDE

Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?

Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not"

And just about every line from Superbad. I love when McLovin gets punched and goes
"what the SHIT was that!?"

i say that sometimes now

Counting cards isn't illeagal, its just frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane. Nope, I'm pretty sure that's illeagal too, THANK YOU OSAMA.

"I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!" -Anchorman

yes. bros, anyone care to lax?

"Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law! I assume you all have guns and crack!"

Kinda gay but:

Theres two kinds of people in this world when you boil it down, you got your talkers, and you got your doers.most people are just talkers, but when alls said and done, its the doers that change this world, and when they do that, they change us. And thats why we never forget them-

Men build things,
Then we die,
Its in our fucking DNA,
That's what we do,
And when it all falls down,
We build it right back up again,
But this time bigger,better,
Look,look what we can do,
Look how fucking beautiful we are,
You think the men Who built this had it easy,
Hard men,
Doing hard shit,
And that gives me a hard on,
*But not in a gay way or anything
*No,no of course not
*Yea, it goes without saying
I am so sick of this self help, 12 step, left over hippy generation Bullshit,
Now they don't want you to do anything, Right just sit there, Don't Drink,Don't Smoke, don't drive fast,
KISS MY ASS!
Fuck it do it all i say,
Do you think Duke Wayne spent all his time talking about his feelings with a fucking therapist,
Theirs No Fucking Way He Did,
John Wayne died with 5 pounds of undigested red meat in his ass,
Now that's a man,
Real men hide their feelings, Why?
BECAUSE ITS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!
Men do not cry,
Men do not Pout,
Men Get you in the fucking jaw and SAY
Thank you for coming out

how was that btw? i can't wait to see it

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS

"i love lamp."

ANYTHING from Animal House.

"In order to find his equal an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Pretty

...much my favorite quote.

Fucking internet...

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die - Princess Bride

this aint nam smokey, there are rules

NAZI!

fail quote...

Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play]
Mac: All right, how about "Cat Game?"
Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?
Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow?'
[Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side]
Larry Johnson: Sorry about the...
Foster: All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration.
[the man hands him his license]
Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow. (2)
[Mac ticks off two fingers]
Larry Johnson: Sorry.
[the man laughs a little]
Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
Larry Johnson: Oh, no.
Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
[pause]
Foster: All right meow, (3) where were we?
Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Foster: Am I saying meow?
[Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one]
Larry Johnson: I thought...
Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going?
[man laughs]
Foster: Meow. (5) What is so damn funny?
Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
[Mac is gut-busting laughing]
Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
[feigned anger]
Foster: Do you see me eating mice?
Foster: [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow! (6)
Larry Johnson: [the man stops and swallows hard] Yes sir.
Foster: Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It's the law.
[rips off the ticket and hands it to the man]
Foster: Not so funny meow, (9) is it?
Foster: [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow! (10)

"If i had to choose one food for the rest of my life... thats easy, Pez, Cherry Flavored Pez"

"the man punted baxter!" Anchorman

i moved to ukraine. it was cold everyone had guns and it smelled like soup.-blades of glory

Ever since I quit smoking I've been coughing up the weirdest shit.

do you really think anyone is going to read this? haha im sure its a good one though...

"Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."- Forrest Gump.

what we have here is, a failure to communicate - Cool Hand Luke