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Steezy_IN_KC
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I have been thinking about good names lately on the account that some of my good friends are starting to get married... This is not a BS fake claim post but actual people that got married and their names went from funny to hilarious.


a girl from my college named Jessica Hardick.. got married to Zachary Softcock. So legally she went from a hardick to a softcock.

A smoking hot professor of mine Miss. Woody recently got married to Mr. DIckerson.

Finally a women that my mother works for named Tiny got married to a man with the last name of Nipple. With in the first 9 months they had a son.. i kid you not they named him Harry! Can you imagine the crap that kid is going to catch!


Any one else have a good name story? tell me what you think
Mar 10 2010 2:31PM
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1337
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those are fucking epic
Mar 10 2010 2:35PM
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yuck
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not quite as funny, but my mom's friend went from her last name being Goodall to Dickout.

and she is a doctor, so she could have been Dr. Goodall but she is Dr. Dickout.

my question is why would you choose to accept their last name when it sucks that much
Mar 10 2010 2:42PM
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asapCferg
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I know a girl and her name is Emma Rae Todd (pronounced I'm a retard)
Mar 10 2010 2:48PM
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Ski_The_East10
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Same

...except for the tony foot part
Mar 10 2010 2:51PM
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Negro_Jesus
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not that funny but i know a kid whos moms name is sandy dick and grandpas name is harry dick
Mar 10 2010 2:55PM
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baethoven
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i've got an asian friend called Tony Shin

im calling shenanigans on the OP though.

Mar 10 2010 2:55PM
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superpoluha
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nah, all those are legit names, cant really make this shit up lol
Mar 10 2010 2:56PM
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Brenone
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i know a guy named Dick Banger.
Mar 10 2010 2:58PM
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Zump.
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At my brother's tennis sectionals (pre-state tourney because NY is so big for those of you that might not have them), there was a kid there named "Mike Hawk," a native american fellow. i lol'd when they were announcing brackets and heard it
Mar 10 2010 2:59PM
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Brenone
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i also know a Richard Harder.
Mar 10 2010 3:00PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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the op isn't lying I know him in person, also heres a FB link to the most 'questionable' name in the post, and the girl goes to the same school as him...

http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=softcock&init=quick#!/profile.php?id=100000803088124&ref=search&sid=16808593.374639386..1


Mar 10 2010 3:02PM
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baethoven
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he has 6 friends....

I'm still calling BS

Mar 10 2010 3:07PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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the girl who goes to his school has over a 1000

I'm calling eat a dick up fag
Mar 10 2010 3:10PM
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SkeechyD
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thers a kid at my school named race car. nooooo joke. his sister's name is alexis car
Mar 10 2010 3:16PM
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hellomynameisjef
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wat
Mar 10 2010 3:24PM
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Ski_The_East10
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who
Mar 10 2010 3:25PM
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OhMyBosh
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I know a Chris Peacock.
Mar 10 2010 3:28PM
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cultrara
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a teacher at my school, Mrs. Biter, has a husband named Dick

Mar 10 2010 3:36PM
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paige.
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At my high school there was a Ima Ho a couple of years ahead of me.
Mar 10 2010 4:08PM
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connoroh
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Friends of my parents got married.

Dick Chin

and

Anita Kunz. (pronounced coonts)

and i ain't lyin.

http://dickchin.com/
http://www.anitakunz.com/

Also I went to middle school with a guy named Harry Palm.
Mar 10 2010 4:27PM
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FBGM
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my mom's maiden name is heiman my dad's name is dick. my name is julia heiman-dick.

holla

Mar 10 2010 4:29PM
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hellomynameisjef
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I KNOW AN ASIAN NAMED TINY DICK
I KNOW A MEXICAN NAMED DIRTY STACHE
I KNOW A BLACK MAN NAMED GRAPE WATERMELON
I KNOW A WHITE GUY NAMED STUPID HONKEY
AAUSIHSDALISUDGSAGDILUASGDALSIDGSAIDLGUAS
Mar 10 2010 4:29PM
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BootySpunk.
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My mom's name is Sandy Assum...

Mar 10 2010 4:32PM
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FBGM
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*my dads last name

Mar 10 2010 4:36PM
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cultrara
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does he have a brother named James?
Mar 10 2010 6:16PM
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The_Big_LePowSki
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Richard Peter Cockel writes for the local newspaper.
Mar 10 2010 6:39PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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This is the truth.. She goes to Avila University... you can find me in her friends list. Connor Ronan
Mar 10 2010 6:46PM
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dubaiski
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I have one, asian guy i work with name is just the letter E!

cople good last names from my days at an english boarding school, titcum and titmore. hahahha

Mar 10 2010 6:50PM
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baethoven
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i could care less, so quit being such an assclown.
Mar 10 2010 7:58PM
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Otter.
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girl in my class is named Dixie Normous
Mar 10 2010 8:05PM
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OhMyBosh
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i lol'd
Mar 10 2010 8:06PM
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Ski_ThEast
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John Smith

Mar 10 2010 8:11PM
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JustDidIt
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my friend has a neighbor named richard (dick) stalker. i bet he feels safe at night
Mar 10 2010 8:12PM
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Shark.
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Mar 10 2010 8:23PM
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Rainbow*Stylin
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my piano teachers name was ele pfant, and she was huge... not as good as the thread creator tho, softcock one was hilarious
Mar 10 2010 9:22PM
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cultrara
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^ BS
Mar 10 2010 9:45PM
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feihlination
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its not funny in english i guess, but there is this guy whose name is

RAINER NARR

compare that to another german phrase

REINER NARR

in english "PURE/TOTAL FOOL". its not close, its the same fucking word.




well this is only half the story. apparently he likes the attention and named his kid

NOAH NARR

compare that to another german (local dialect) phrase

NO AH NARR

in english "ANOTHER FOOL". again, there is literally no difference when you say it. noone knows what these people want. as i said i think they want the attention.
Mar 10 2010 9:55PM
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feihlination
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and just to say, these people live like 10 miles from where i live. and their family owns a sportshop and its so funny to see a soccerclub wearing trainingjackets that say FOOL all over their backs.
Mar 10 2010 9:59PM
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the.hoffman
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My dad went to high school with a dude named Brick Wall.

Brick was short for Brickford.
Mar 10 2010 11:31PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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i knew a kid named Hella Big Johnson-Ballstein... no bs im being seriously serious hahahaha
Mar 10 2010 11:35PM
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SteezyOhio
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somebody with authority and balls change this dipwads icon already.
Mar 10 2010 11:39PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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thats actually kinda cool
Mar 11 2010 2:39AM
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geteducated
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in the squamish gas station coming back from whistler there was an east-indian clerk named sukhdeep

when i looked at his name tag i almost burst out laughing.
Mar 11 2010 3:06AM
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Sean_Mac
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I once met a girl named Kesal Anna Lasek.... yeah its spelled the same forwards as backwards, I asked to see her ID to check if she was lying.  Her parents must have been on some shit back in the day. 
Mar 11 2010 12:20PM
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ImGoinSailin
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haha my threads
Mar 11 2010 12:46PM
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simon44
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A guy who graduated from my school a while back was named Eaton Seemen.

no joke
Mar 11 2010 2:19PM
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jbrunke
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not crazy funny but
theres a famous chef named nigel didcock
my friend has his cookbook
Mar 11 2010 3:50PM
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gnarles.
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i no a kid name long wang
Mar 11 2010 4:00PM
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