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10:46am Tyler
yo
10:46amJohn
whats up t
10:47amTyler
i had the craziest fucking weekend in nyc, you aren’t even going to believe it
10:47amJohn
hahaha lets hear it boy
10:48amTyler
well its really fucking long so i'll give you the highlights, save the full story for a campfire over the summer
but I went to a muse concert in nyc friday
smoked a blunt on the way down, got to our hotel, the marriott marquis which is in times square,
there were four of us
10:49amJohn
thats dope dude
10:50amTyler
dude what ive said so far is literally the least interesting part of the story haha so hang on
it gets nuts
but there was me, nick(19) george (20) and jackson(26)
we downed a bottle of belvedere in the hotel room, about 5 drinks each and went to the concert
used my fake id to buy two beers there
it was awesome, but george got way too drunk so we had to bring him back to the hotel
10:51amJohn
sippin belvedere
10:51amTyler
and he didn't want to go back out so me nick and jackson went out without him
we went to the hotel lounge and got a couple more drinks
then we were hungry so we went tot the sbarros in times square
and then we just walked until we found a strip club
10:53amJohn
hahahahahah
10:53amTyler
i dont even remember the name but i used my id and me jackson and nick got seats right in front of the fucking stage
ass and titties inches away from my face and its completely okay to stare
got a drink there and handed out 1's and 5's for a while, meanwhile nick was geting a lapdance from some sexy little thang
he came back and after a couple of minutes him and jackson were falling asleep sitting up in their seats so i figured it was time to go
we went back to the hotel and passed out
that was the first night, jackson then decided he would pay for an entire other night in the same $400 hotel room
so we smoked a j in the bathroom with the shower on and got a lil toasted… at 11am
10:55amJohn
haha fuck dude thats crazy hahahaha
10:55amTyler
then went to the hardrock cafe
had drinks at 1230 pm
10:56amJohn
lol
10:56amTyler
then we just did some boring tourist shit but along the way we bought tickets to a comedy show featuring godfrey if you know who that is
bought another larger bottle of belvedere at a liquor store and went back to the room
had mixed drinks, around 5 each and then left for the comedy show which started at 8
10:57amJohn
dude this sounds sooo much fun
10:57amTyler
gets crazier
we're the last people to get there and we get seats that are literally directly in front of the comedian
10:58amJohn
haha
10:58amTyler
https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=7eec13cb&view=att&th=2736b242c&atti=.0&disp=inline&w
that was taken from my seat
and its the guy from 30 rock
but anyways, we got shit on by all the comics because we were in the front row, but it was hilarious
jackson bought us 3 rounds, so i had three heinekens
(as pictured)
10:59amJohn
it wont let me see it
11:00amTyler
oh fuck haha well whatever, i couldve touched him if i wanted to, thats how close we were
but after that we went back to the hotel and went to the revolving lounge on the 48th floor of our hotel
we stayed there and had a drink until it went around once and then we left
11:01amJohn
haha thats dank
11:01amTyler
then we went to the mean fiddler bar
bouncer gave me a hard time about the id but let me in anyways
we spot a group of sexy older looking women and decide to go dance with them
so i go up and start grinding up on this fine thang, i was thinking like late 20's early 30's maybe
i was fucked up so i didnt give a shit
george was dancing with her sister
11:03amJohn
lol
11:03amTyler
after susanne (my girl) went to get a beer, her sister came up to me and said to stay away from her sister
i was drunk so i was like"aight no problem" and walked away
george bought a round of jagerbombs and we left shortly after
george was talking about the girl he was dancing with, she was 36, married with 3 kids
and he was making out with her and she was grabbing his dick
he then said that she told him she was gonna fuck with me, so it turned out she was just joking the whole time
but then i asked him if susanne was ray-anne’s (his girl) older or younger sister
he was like older, she's 39
how fuckin legendary is that
still, it gets crazier
after that we spot another club, aspen
11:06amJohn
HAHAHAH YEEEAAAAHHH TYLER
GETTIN THEM MILFS
11:07amTyler
bouncer instantly tells me that he knows my id's fake and that i should spend more money next time but he lets me in anyways.
in there it was pretty cool, lots of colored lights and shit
11:07amJohn
haha
11:07amTyler
jackson bought us a round of mixed drinks
so fucking delicious, some cranberry vodka masterpiece
anyways, we leave here and we walk to lace strip club in times square, we're talking high fucking class
jackson walks up to the bouncer and asks if they have a bottle of belvedere for bottle service
he says "yes, yes i do"
jacksons like alright lets do it
11:09amJohn
i know that place hahah
11:10amTyler
bouncer scans our id's, mine may or may not have worked, didnt matter since jackson was paying $420 for a bottle of vodka
they sit us down and ask what we want for mixers
11:10amJohn
what the fuck where does this kid get money??
11:10amTyler
i suggest redbull and they immediately bring out a huge ice bucket full of them.
thats where i black out, i only remember a few select things from the 2 hours we were in there
11:11amJohn
hahaha
11:12amTyler
i remember like 2 seconds of a lapdance, getting my credit card handed back to me wrapped in a receipt, and that the atm upstairs didnt work because i went there like 4 times to try it haha
in reality i spent like 60 bucks (i think) cash
and found an 82 dollar credit card receipt in my pocket
supposedly all on lapdances
nick said he saw at least 2 ongoing ones
and apparently at some point the bouncer came over to say hands off
politely of course, they werent about to be mean to such high rollers
11:13amJohn
HAHAHAHAHAHA
tyler thats soo funny
11:14amTyler
but yeah we left at last call which is 4am
thats where i regain memory
we were outside talking to this random black guy named jay standing next to us on the sidewalk
11:14amJohn
dude i want to do something like that...we should all make a road trip somewhere this summer
11:15amTyler
he says he can get some of the dancers to come back to the room for 200 each
11:15amJohn
hahahaha
11:15amTyler
keep in mind these bitches are sexy foreign ladies, every girl is the hottest naked girl you’ve ever seen
so we're like fuck yeah, come to our room
11:16amJohn
no way dude
11:16amTyler
oh and back at the strip club, nick went outside to go to an atm and it was in a giant like glass room on times square with like 5 atm's in it
but all the walls are glass, so anyone on the street can see anything in the room
well nick pissed in the fucking trashcan haha right in the middle of times square
back on track though, we walk back to our hotel with jay and bring him up to our room (i have picture proof)
and we just start straight up smoking weed and cigs in the room
i had taken out 100 bills to pay for part of the hookers, we were waiting on jackson to get back so he could pay for the rest haha
when he did, he immediately agreed and went outside with jay to get the money while jay got the girls
11:19amJohn
hahaha
11:19amTyler
i realized that I was gonna need condoms so i go out in times square to a newsstand and try to pay with a card
he says in a thick middle eastern accent "cash only" so i run across the street to the same atm room that nick pissed in and take out another 20 bills
my account was at 430 before the trip
after i took that 20 out it was at 22.51
haha
so i got the condoms and went back up to the room
everyone was back, but the girls were NOT the dancers from the club haha
11:21amJohn
hahah
11:21amTyler
and there were only 2
one kinda big black girl and a not so good looking asian
11:21amJohn
no way dude that blows were they grimy?
haha that bastard jay!
11:22amTyler
regardless, we find out jackson lost BOTH of his credit cards and his atm card so we have no way of paying them
they end up leaving as the sun is coming up and thats when we passed out
woke up at 11:17am and drove home so nick could get to his bands pratice haha
craziest fucking weekend ever