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HEY NS. want some free bandanas/hats/stickers?CONTEST

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geet
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i got a few extra bandannas and some stickers that i don't need. also a yellow hat. instead of selling them i decided to give them away. Ive been inspired by the recent contests popping up all over NS.

so all you have to do is entertain me. just a lil bit. whether it be in form of a picture,story or video and ill give them to you for free.or just tell me why you deserve them

enter as many times as you want.Click for larger image
ill send you your choice of the yellow hat and both bandannas from this picture.if tie dye isnt your style i have a black and white go211 bandanna instead.

i also have a green dewtour bandanna as a second place prize.

im throwing in any stickers i can dig up along with the prizes


SUBMISSION DEADLINE IS NEXT TUESDAY.

GOOD LUCK
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
i deserve them cuz im first! yeah
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steezmoe*
Posts: 357 - Karma: 13
rick astly     classic
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dwhite
Posts: 1499 - Karma: 32
Can I has free stuff?
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geet
Posts: 2436 - Karma: 6
are you trying to lose?
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-ShredTheGnar-
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 111
do not say this doesnt amuse you.
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
reverse psychology.

this guy is clever...
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Puzzled
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Your day should be better now.. And don't forget... OH GOD DAMNIT!
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Blurst
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Thenowhereman42
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gabe.
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i bought these goggles off of by far the coolest newschooler ever. i was just honered to even be able to pm with him, let alone purchase the sexyest goggles available to man, (he has great taste in goggles). the only thing is, that due to an error obviously not made by him (seeing as he's the coolest, most trustworthy newschooler ever) i have not recived said sexy goggles (a UPS problem). i have been so sad lately, and the only cure for said sadness is some awsome free swag
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kickel
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http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278
its worth the read as are most of the stories on this site.
its good for a laugh. just give it the time haha
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VT_scratch
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jea!!
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P.opsicle
Posts: 478 - Karma: 29
My threads till I think of something entertaining.
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P.opsicle
Posts: 478 - Karma: 29
Your not canadian...but could still find this entertaining!



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Kotke
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My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless.
The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup.
She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.
She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet.
Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10.
I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts.
I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead.
In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work.
He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22.
He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big dog to work.
Every day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke.
Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing.
Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single day.

Anyway, I drive these retards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
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twin-tip-hero
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alright so i live on a huge lake (lake george NY), and this past summer i was cliff jumping with one of my friends.  these are some pretty huge cliffs, the highest point is around 65-70 feet.  my friend and i are jumping off from the top just having some fun, then all of a sudden this big fatass lady comes crawling all the way up to the top where my friend and i are standing.  she asks my friend and i if she shouild jump off the top.  i look at my friend and he looks at me and we just put on a devilish smile on and turn to her and say " YES, yes you should!"  so she was thinking about it, and saying that it was not such a good idea to do.  but after a few minutes of talking her into it, and jumping off to show her how its done she just screams out "FUCK IT YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE!"  this 300lbs lady jumps off the cliff from 70 feet up and hit the water.  now when i say it was a splash was so huge, the size of this splash could only be done by shamoo.  but the funny thing about this story is not the size of the shamoo splash, but this lady was so freaking fat that the moment she hit the water her fat stomach and her boobs hit the water and came flying up and smacked her right in the face!  and the force was so great that it knocked her unconscious!  her 5 friends had to swim out to save her and bring her back to their boat.  she was fine 10 minutes later, but it was hands down the funniest thing i have ever seen.  and i hope that you find it just as funny as i did, and you could possible put me in the winners circle for this contest!  and really this is a true story, i mean comeon how could anyone make shit like this up?
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-ShredTheGnar-
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http://www.viddler.com/explore/failblog/videos/473/1.191/

couldn embed that shit.
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_CC_
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http://www.thathigh.com/
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Noss.
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[BRI]noceros
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Noss.
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yohaass60
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Hahahaha win! this most def deserves something
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bryanw
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hilarious

www.collegehumor.com/video%253A1930053
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roaklee
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itsssyourboy
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NickSki.
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Its ya boy bangz


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Crack.
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d4t guy w1d br4c3s iz s0 hawt

no homo
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skithedirt
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Username_42069
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a man walks into a bar..

alcoholism is destroying his family.

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theblacktaco
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there is a high chance im getting my goleblatter removed Friday so if u wanna send me somthing to aid in my recovery  that be sick

mad props tho for giving away free stuff
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Number_9
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elemeno89
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JeremyClarkson
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i was one of the witnesses to tanner halls chads gap crash. it was mind blowing. standing up in those trees with a bunch of hippies and film crews looking down on tanner crashing was just astonishing. the thunder of dynamite was heard. we later learned that alta ski patrol had put dynamite in tanner's boots in a desperate attept to blow up chads gap. this caused tanner to break his ankles. he went into broken record mode screaming in pain about how his ankles were broken. we thought it wouldnt get any worse. we were wrong.

suddenly out of nowhere from in inrun tom wallisch appered. he threw a dub cork 12 and afterbanged so hard that chads gap actually blew up. in the middle of the fiery inferno the traveling circus crew came like bats out of hell. andy parry and will wesson started killing the group of hippies that i had mentioned earlier. they then fed the dead hippies and some snickers bars to ian chompton. A group of guys from WME desperatley ran after the other film groups wanting to buy their footage but everyone was to busy trying to save their lives.

i ran over to tanner, who unable to walk was still screaming that his ankles were broken. i slung him over my shoulders and i said the magic words. I tapped my full tilts together three times saying "theres no place like the bottom of alta, theres no place like the bottom of alta, theres no place like the bottom of alta" i teleported to the parking lot. no fiery inferno. just gapers and the deafening roar of "BROKE, MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN! I GOT BROKEN ANKLES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" over my shoulder.

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geet
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in the lead
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skithedirt
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holy shit that was great... wow
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GratefulDead
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Last saturday i was skiing and i tried to 3 this smallish booter and knuckled, flying forward and double ejecting, without brakes on my skis. So on my mountain, after the booter is the halfpipe and then the lift to get to the top of the park. My skis went all the way down to the lift and stopped in a fence. People got them and gave them to me, and about 4 ski patrol people were waiting to yell at me. The were like "its illegal to ski without a break, yada yada and you cannot go up the lift until you get brakes, so i went down to the repair store and put a new one on, but i didnt even screw it on i just but it under my foot and clicked my boots in.

So sunday, i took off the brake that wasnt screwed on and thought that the people wouldnt notice, of course they did and the asshole lift guy calls ski patrol on my while im going up the lift, so when i got to the top, there was an army waiting for me. They took my skis and told me i had to go down in the sled. I said are you serious, id rather walk down, or possibly kill myself. They said i cant walk down and i HAD to go down in the sled or id get my pass taken. So i go down in the fucking sled for bullshit reasons and had to use my friends 20 cm difference skis the rest of the day.

GIVE ME YOUR STUFFZ BECAUSE OF HOW SHITTY MY WEEKEND WAS.
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dunkaroos
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koffee412
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukzTHLrb3V8

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yourthemannowdog
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I woke up this morning, enjoyed some blini and mexican tea. I moved towards my study as i did my days work and BOOM a pick axe straight to the head, who was it? Ramon Mercader, a spanish assasin sent to kill my by stalin!
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the_moderaper
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First up: my first day the park was up Mount Southington, my day went like this:

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rickroller
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hahahhahahahahahaha
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The_Cube
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im from CT, if u wana meet up i can really entertain you
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the_moderaper
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im gona go look for the thread you copied and pasted from...
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tydan
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Fly as fuck.
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MAPLE_SYRUP
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WHUT IF I SEND U NEKID PICTURES?

DO I GET PRIZE?
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Boggnarly
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I was at this party. This hot chick comes up and starts grinding on me and shit. She was hot so I didn't stop her. Then she started fondling my junk and saying "You like that Kirk?" My named is Ryan, so I was like 'o shit, this dude is gonna beat my ass if he sees this' She was so fucking hot that I dismissed the thought. We started making out til she asked if we could go to my car to fuck, I was like 'fuck yeah'. We got to the car and got in the back seat and started kissing and groping, she blew me for a bit (shit was so cash) then took her panties down. We fucked crazy, she was shaved and tight as fuck. We did this for like 15 minutes til I came inside her. Then I bit her head off cuz I'm a velociraptor.

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i0z
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[IMG]funnychill.com/files/funny-pictures/funny-snowman.jpg[/IMG]
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kstanz
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OMNOMNOMNOM that's why i should win.
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