Replying to Mad yard sales today....

I was watching some kids today and it seemed every SINGLE one of them had a major YARD SALE. They lost everything, poles, skis, goggles, hats, gloves, a couple jackets, even a BOOT. Yes a FUCKING boot. I never seen so many people eat shit my whole life till today. There was a couple girls I was watching TRY to slide boxes sideways, went up 270 on and 90 off and they were like TEACH US. I tried but they couldnt get it thru their thick skulls. They were leaning WAY to far back, i was like just go up to it with a little steez, bend the knees and slide on... GAPERS> What is steeze? I almost cried. Any one els watch people eat a lot of shit today? Any funny stories? I wish i had my video camera, you could cal it before they even got off the lift...