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Pick-Up Lines

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skithesouth
Posts: 145 - Karma: 8
I dont kno much about pie but u make my banana cream!! Anybody got a line that can top that?
Mar 6 2010 10:33PM
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Buzzell
Posts: 656 - Karma: 19
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex?
No...
Why, you don't like pizza?
Mar 11 2010 9:10PM
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ChanchoVelez.
Posts: 1029 - Karma: 11
ha yes. this one
Mar 11 2010 9:16PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 178
love this one
Mar 11 2010 9:27PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
haha shut down
Mar 11 2010 9:31PM
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dlilly
Posts: 241 - Karma: 10
Are you my boss, cause you're giving me a raise.
Mar 11 2010 9:36PM
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kaydawg
Posts: 15 - Karma: 21

are those space pants?

cuz yo ass is out of this world!

Mar 12 2010 12:21AM
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kaydawg
Posts: 15 - Karma: 21

are those space pants?

cuz yo ass is out of this world!

Mar 12 2010 12:21AM
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theIRONniggler
Posts: 12 - Karma: 13
are you a chicken farmer? Cus you sher know how to raise cocks ;)
Mar 12 2010 12:25AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Kind of conditional but...
"Can I buy you a drink?"
"I have a boyfriend."
"Well, I have a goldfish."
"What?"
"I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter."
Mar 12 2010 12:27AM
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Reverend_Steeze
Posts: 296 - Karma: 16
" Hey my dick just died, do you mind if I bury it in your ass?"
Mar 12 2010 1:25AM
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poopandflush
Posts: 251 - Karma: 15
OH HAI YOU SKI 2?
LETS HAVE INTERCOURSE

Mar 12 2010 1:36AM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
Hey sexy.
tell me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Mar 12 2010 5:39AM
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AlexF
Posts: 271 - Karma: 206
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilised?
Mar 12 2010 8:44AM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
Nice bum, where ya from?
Mar 12 2010 9:24AM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
hahahaah gold
Mar 12 2010 10:24AM
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i0z
Posts: 896 - Karma: 40
hey, lets not turn this rape into murder.
^^that one is from LM i believe
Mar 12 2010 10:44AM
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Hamster.
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 26
i lol'd
Mar 12 2010 3:13PM
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jib_dat_sheaa
Posts: 22 - Karma: 10
you have a beautiful voice, it would sound even better muffled by my penis
Mar 12 2010 3:35PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
Posts: 1643 - Karma: 53
screw me if I'm wrong but have we met before?
Mar 12 2010 3:45PM
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The_Cube
Posts: 847 - Karma: 211
can i rub skippy peanutbutter all over your naked body?
Mar 12 2010 3:55PM
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p_n
Posts: 573 - Karma: 26
owned
Mar 12 2010 3:56PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
i wish you were my mom so i could spend 8 months inside of you
WABAM

/thread
Mar 12 2010 4:02PM
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YukonGraham
Posts: 279 - Karma: 55
See this ones practical enough to use in everyday situations
its not just a cheesy pick up line, its a comeback to getting shut down
you my friend made my life a little more hilarious
Mar 12 2010 4:02PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
FAIL 9 MONTHS
Mar 12 2010 4:02PM
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J.DUKE
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 38
so....do you like the taste of duct tape?



Are you walking to your car alone later?
Ill see you there...



I like the way you move
I wanna be on you
i wanna be in you
Mar 12 2010 8:00PM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162

Mar 12 2010 8:13PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
do i owe you 5 dollars because your giving me a footlong.
Mar 12 2010 8:21PM
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teleak
Posts: 2251 - Karma: 105
^
Mar 12 2010 9:02PM
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balltoohard
Posts: 294 - Karma: -9
"hey legs is the word of the day... lets go home and spread the word"!
Mar 12 2010 10:03PM
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white+wolf
Posts: 874 - Karma: 492
my dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?

does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

get in the van.


Mar 12 2010 10:05PM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
hahaha best one yet
Mar 14 2010 8:32PM
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Shukovski
Posts: 470 - Karma: 433
I ussually just say:
Вы похожи на горячие шлюха. Я хочу к пошел на хуй во всех 3 отверстия, а затем еще несколько.
Mar 14 2010 8:39PM
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Dsnov832
Posts: 102 - Karma: 12
i put the STD in STUD and all i need is U
Mar 14 2010 8:56PM
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8088
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 156
are you a general...because you have my privates standing at attention
Mar 14 2010 9:10PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
you are a winner
Mar 14 2010 9:24PM
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