I constantly find you on my tv or on my computer and i can't help but notice the gleaming white pearly beauties sticking out of your gums, now I'm just wondering how you do this. I've been brushing my teeth, flossing and using mouthwash for more time than you. and god damn it. I just can't keep it at the same standard, you always up your game. All the kid's want your boots, but seriously I just want your toothpaste.
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