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What did you used to believe?

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CarRamRod

Posts: 533 - Karma: 28

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Posts: 533

Ridiculous

Exactly what the title says, what did you used to believe?
I used to believe that chocolate milk came from brown cows

did you all used to believe?

Mar 4 2010 12:39AM

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Steeze_Cake

Posts: 613 - Karma: 16

Karma: 16

Posts: 613

Ridiculous

this

Mar 4 2010 4:42PM

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AB.Zee

Posts: 617 - Karma: 37

Karma: 37

Posts: 617

Ridiculous

this!

Mar 4 2010 4:50PM

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Malcolm

Posts: 15953 - Karma: 9,497

Karma: 9,497

Posts: 15953

Post Whore

that a street block was just a sidewalk square.

Mar 4 2010 4:58PM

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TheHamburglar

Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,317

Karma: 3,317

Posts: 3895

Addict

guilty

Mar 4 2010 5:06PM

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steevner

Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47

Karma: 47

Posts: 4502

No Life

Thought that a city block was a measurement based on how big a block was in my neighbourhood.

Mar 4 2010 5:18PM

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b-kul

Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111

Karma: 1,111

Posts: 4350

No Life

i believed sperm was a non renuable resource.

Mar 4 2010 5:24PM

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yoming

Posts: 22 - Karma: 11

Karma: 11

Posts: 22

Lame

I thought that I had four nostrils because I would pick each one twice. Whenever they said "National Public Radio" on NPR I thought they were saying "National Public Gradio" because thats what it sounded like to me and I didn't make the connection.

Mar 4 2010 8:49PM

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asapCferg

Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358

Karma: 358

Posts: 3057

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I used to believe that when it thundered people were bowling in the clouds And that people would come in my house and like creep around when I was sleeping

Mar 4 2010 10:02PM

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Da_Buddha

Posts: 802 - Karma: 1,182

Karma: 1,182

Posts: 802

Insane

strippers with a heart of gold

Mar 4 2010 10:06PM

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Dbouch

Posts: 1059 - Karma: 13

Karma: 13

Posts: 1059

Insane

That there was a constant war at the boarder of every country, along the entire boarder. Long before I understood the harmlessness of canadians.

Mar 4 2010 10:14PM

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Samm.

Posts: 14 - Karma: 10

Karma: 10

Posts: 14

Newb

I also thought you could dig a hole to China.

Mar 4 2010 10:41PM

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steevner

Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47

Karma: 47

Posts: 4502

No Life

Used to think a local highway called the QEW was the Kiwi W

Mar 4 2010 10:43PM

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Freshbakedbread

Posts: 949 - Karma: 483

Karma: 483

Posts: 949

Insane

lol-o-lol HAHA, i used to think that to get rid of a boner, you should pee, so it's kind the same thing.

Mar 4 2010 10:46PM

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salamander

Posts: 815 - Karma: 16

Karma: 16

Posts: 815

Insane

grasshopper spit was "tobacco"

Mar 5 2010 12:10AM

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salamander

Posts: 815 - Karma: 16

Karma: 16

Posts: 815

Insane

that worms dissolved on your tongue. skin could rip if your muscles got too big

Mar 5 2010 12:12AM

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skiminnesota

Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429

Karma: 429

Posts: 9093

Crazy Fool

this...
haha

Mar 5 2010 12:13AM

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ike.

Posts: 2292 - Karma: 93

Karma: 93

Posts: 2292

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taht when you got hard you grew a bone, and then it recedes when your boner goes away

Mar 5 2010 12:15AM

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itsssyourboy

Posts: 255 - Karma: 10

Karma: 10

Posts: 255

Loner

that pimpin was easy

Mar 5 2010 12:22AM

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CarRamRod

Posts: 533 - Karma: 28

Karma: 28

Posts: 533

Ridiculous

That in the speakers in a car was a band that played every song

Mar 5 2010 12:38AM

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MACAQUE

Posts: 2811 - Karma: 696

Karma: 696

Posts: 2811

Addict

This.

Mar 5 2010 12:40AM

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Dainsey

Posts: 2263 - Karma: 378

Karma: 378

Posts: 2263

Addict

when i listened to 50 cents, this is how we do
i thought he was saying this is highway two
and was singing along til my friend looked at me in like 5th grade and called me an idiot

Mar 5 2010 12:50AM

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powday

Posts: 3055 - Karma: 326

Karma: 326

Posts: 3055

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I used to think n64 was the best gaming console ever made, and I didn't think there could be anything more amazing. I still feel that way though...

Mar 5 2010 12:53AM

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jeremy.g

Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459

Karma: 459

Posts: 4931

No Life

teenagers were all super sketchy. drugged out and plain bad news haha.

Mar 5 2010 12:54AM

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neutralzombie

Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606

Karma: 606

Posts: 8629

Crazy Fool

i used to believe that if i poked my cats hip when she was in heat and she did that nasty leg kicking thing that i could accidentally get her pregnant...

Mar 5 2010 1:07AM

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rickroller

Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483

Karma: 483

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hookers dident have crabs

Mar 5 2010 1:21AM

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_CC_

Posts: 3890 - Karma: 747

Karma: 747

Posts: 3890

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i used to believe that there would be worms in my stomach if i scratched my butt too often

Mar 5 2010 2:16PM

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hurrdurr

Posts: 349 - Karma: 29

Karma: 29

Posts: 349

Loner

black people live under ground

Mar 5 2010 2:23PM

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BIT

Posts: 112 - Karma: 11

Karma: 11

Posts: 112

Pro

same here. i b-leeved that my stuffed animals actually wrote notes to me on paper...but it was mah mom.

Mar 5 2010 4:00PM

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TheMajesticLife

Posts: 940 - Karma: 495

Karma: 495

Posts: 940

Insane

that when the gas price sign said 2.67 for gas that the customer only paid 2.67 for gas and always wondered why my mommy and daddy complained about the price

i was stupid

Mar 5 2010 4:46PM

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FUUUCK

Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,889

Karma: 4,889

Posts: 18426

Post Whore

when I was 4 I thought bubbles came out of your butt when you farted.

Mar 5 2010 4:54PM

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feihlination

Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084

Karma: 1,084

Posts: 8356

Crazy Fool

yeah, now i got a good one.

i believed that you just go to the ATM and it gives you money. still i felt that there had to be some kind of limit (maybe a daily one or so) but i had no clue where the money came from and i thought it was for free

Mar 5 2010 5:20PM

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Lemuel

Posts: 14535 - Karma: 11,049

Karma: 11,049

Posts: 14535

Crazy Fool

Same, but did you just realize this like now? When I thought the price was for a tank, it was back when expensive was like $1.50 and I was like 7.

Mar 5 2010 5:39PM

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Doobie22

Posts: 1330 - Karma: 10

Karma: 10

Posts: 1330

Insane

this

Mar 5 2010 5:42PM

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grifftang

Posts: 1277 - Karma: 14

Karma: 14

Posts: 1277

Insane

if you were to wait until 4 a.m. to start driving, you would be closer to the last than the first, silly!

Mar 5 2010 8:18PM

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Peter.

Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,017

Karma: 13,017

Posts: 23796

@th1337

i used to think that when you broke a bone, that from the break down actually fell off. like if you broke your wrist, your hand fell off. my dad was a doctor too

Mar 5 2010 8:41PM

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skithedirt

Posts: 1759 - Karma: 382

Karma: 382

Posts: 1759

Insane

my parents told me salt was invisible so that i wouldnt use a lot of it...... brilliant parents i have

Mar 5 2010 8:43PM

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u_no_ssip_i

Posts: 118 - Karma: 23

Karma: 23

Posts: 118

Pro

I use to think marijuana was a bad thing

Mar 5 2010 8:49PM

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SKIU4EA

Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072

Karma: 2,072

Posts: 2387

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I used to think the "Honor Roll" in school was the "On-a-roll"

Hey, i never said i was smart

Mar 5 2010 9:55PM

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TechnoPotamus

Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522

Karma: 3,522

Posts: 11626

Crazy Fool

i'd say both work just fine. i mean if you make honor roll then by all means you have been on quite a roll academically.

you probably sounded like a person from long island when you'd say that out loud though.

"I made on-a-roll!"

"You mean honor roll?"

"Yeah, on-a-roll!"

lolz

Mar 5 2010 10:01PM

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SKIU4EA

Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072

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dude, in all seriousness i ran up to my dad after getting my report card 1 year and said, "DAD, I JUST MADE ON-A-ROLL!" He was like, "Holy shit your an idiot." lol

Mar 5 2010 10:08PM

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rockjumper

Posts: 496 - Karma: 13

Karma: 13

Posts: 496

Ridiculous

i used to believe that radio towers had people inside of them running the radio station.

Mar 5 2010 10:20PM

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EVAN.F

Posts: 895 - Karma: 2,820

Karma: 2,820

Posts: 895

Insane

I used to believe that a small percentage of the population could secretly fly

Mar 5 2010 10:21PM

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Phil-X-

Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,402

Karma: 14,402

Posts: 7205

Crazy Fool

i used to think "hung like a horse" meant you were being selfish...

that was a akward day when i said it to my teacher..

Mar 5 2010 10:48PM

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Gameboy

Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127

Karma: 127

Posts: 2657

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I believed Santa Claus exists until 10 I think because when I was younger I saw an airplane in the sky on December 25th which had red and green lights on it. It couldn't distinguished what it was and when I asked my parents, they told me it was Santa Claus. Took me years to find out it wasn't hahaha

Mar 5 2010 11:41PM

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PagesHouse

Posts: 6024 - Karma: 104

Karma: 104

Posts: 6024

No Life

I used to believe that if I stayed sober for my 21st birthday I wouldn't ben awake at 7;01am.

Mar 6 2010 9:01AM

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stokedelic

Posts: 1542 - Karma: 4,371

Karma: 4,371

Posts: 1542

Insane

i used to believe sneezing was a little guy tickling my lungs.

Mar 6 2010 9:24AM

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Mr.Panda

Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564

Karma: 564

Posts: 17711

Post Whore

I used to believe that sleep was a good thing but for the last 36 hours it has seemed like a bad idea.

Mar 6 2010 9:29AM

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PeterWojnar

Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678

Karma: 678

Posts: 3937

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I used to believe that the sky was blue because that's the last color they had left in the paint bucket. Curses! I also used to believe in god... I'm happy I was not turned into a religious fool by all my parents efforts.

Mar 6 2010 12:34PM

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