Replying to Words or phrases you've made up

How's it goin everybody? I know i'm not the only one out there who's made up a word or phrase for something that doesn't have a name, or to hide something you dont want people to hear, or to simply shorten something. I'm here to share mine and my homies new word NARB - No Apparent Reason Boner. We figured these NARB'S males experience in class or at work etc. should have a name... haha what have you guys come up with for things? I feel if we collaborate together, not only could we better the world, we could essentially write a brand new dictionary lol