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So im turning 18....

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evanheath
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tomorrow is my legal b day and im just wondering what everyones favorite cigarret brands and favorite porno mags are. thanks im looking to have a goooood time if you know what i mean
Mar 3 2010 4:22PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,826
Please don't buy blunt wraps.

Crack a dutch like a respectable human being.
Mar 3 2010 5:40PM
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steezemeister
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go tell the guy at the liquor store that it's your 18th birthday and that you need hooch for your party, see if he sells it to you

other than that, don't buy cigarettes, they're gross. Buy two cigars that are decently nice, give one to either your dad or your best friend, sit down somewhere, smoke them, talk to each other about the first 18 years of your life, then go party with your friends



and porn is free on the internet, but if you absolutely must buy a porn magazine, go with the classics, playboy, penthouse, or hustler
Mar 3 2010 5:51PM
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TheButterHashira
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Go to a titty bar.
Mar 3 2010 5:52PM
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Ballin8620
Posts: 173 - Karma: 6
Doing that stuff is bad news bears.   Leads to nothing but trouble
Mar 3 2010 6:16PM
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ohpatti
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lawl
Mar 3 2010 7:37PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
BUY SCRATCH-OFFS PUSSY!
Mar 3 2010 7:41PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
works for me, but i see your point. been so close to getting caught too many times
Mar 3 2010 7:42PM
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evanheath
Posts: 109 - Karma: 7
haha allright so it looks like im gonna pick up some lotto tickets and fortunately for me there are three cigar places within 5 min of my house.


allright im gonna need your guys help on this one my web cam broke the other day when my brother borrowed it and my dog ended up getting a hold of it and chewing it to pieces. i was planning on spending the night on the ns chat room so if everyone could maybe get some hotties in the room tonight and give me a taste of sweet childhood before i become legal it would make my night. im thinking around 9:00 EST. thanks again ns this is gonna be one sweet 18th
Mar 3 2010 7:45PM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,315
this. vanilla dutches are straight fire for twistin Ls.
Mar 3 2010 7:53PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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why would anyone want to buy a magazine when you have the internet? and your going to beat off and smoke a ciggarette on your 18th birthday go make friends kid
Mar 3 2010 8:20PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677

fuck tha haterz.

Mar 3 2010 8:22PM
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apcaipse
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Do this, go buy some cigars, go get your buddies, go get some strippers, get tons of monopoly money, go rent a limozine(sp?), smoke cigars, play some awesome rap / hip hop with great bass, sit in the back of the limozine, smoke the cigars, play the song, drive slow, and have the strippers dance while you throw monopoly money around.

Ballin'
Mar 3 2010 8:33PM
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The_Cube
Posts: 847 - Karma: 211
get a black and mild
Mar 3 2010 8:36PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
happy birthday-and have fun.just not too much :)
Mar 3 2010 8:58PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
THIS
Mar 3 2010 9:59PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
BUT ITZ SO HARD!!!
Mar 3 2010 10:01PM
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cfox
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 38
ahah win
Mar 3 2010 10:08PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
lol go buy some beer. oh wait...
Mar 3 2010 10:13PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
whats wrong with a good ol' cuban while your snapping one off?
also, clove cigars or cigarillos, and Ebony Goddess
Mar 3 2010 11:00PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
True story, I'm 39.
Mar 3 2010 11:07PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 178
yo, get a credit card, you can buy internet porn as well as cigars yay
Mar 3 2010 11:07PM
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Dainsey
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 378
Rowen was saving teh internetz on his 18th birthday.
Mar 3 2010 11:29PM
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shredables
Posts: 647 - Karma: 19
the above
Mar 4 2010 12:03AM
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PagesHouse
Posts: 6024 - Karma: 104
My cigg is a Turkish Royale but I also have pneumonia from smoking right now... for the second time.
Mar 4 2010 12:09AM
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RudyGarmisch
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K, I have a rant about the clove cigars they replaced my Djarum specials with.

Worst.

Smoke.

Ever.


Not a cigar. Not a clove. Something altogether more horrible than anything that has graced existence on this planet. Fuck the ban on cloves.
Mar 4 2010 1:54AM
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Balto
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isn't that what you do when your not making skis rowen?
Mar 4 2010 2:04AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Yeah, but while skiing.
Mar 4 2010 2:17AM
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PaleCelery
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Mar 4 2010 2:21AM
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doobiebrotha
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hahaha omg dude really!! some funny shit


that's probly the last thing i'd wanna be doing for my 18th, you should be fucking some underage chick before you can't!


when i turned 18, my friends and I got a pretty big party going, raged it like champs until i was passed out drunk on the floor above some stairs. then some chick wouldn't stop bothering me trying to wake me up and hook up with me. so after awhile I finally got up and, and she pretty much walked me to a room, making sure i didn't fall over and pass out again. haha, hooked up with her for, idk maybe 15 minutes, she was definitely down to fuck, but then i just passed the fuck out and could careless.. needless to say she got all pissed and left, then gave me tons of shit in the morning! hahaha, whatever i was fucking pumped on a super fun night! so legit, but that's all i can really remember!


good times
Mar 4 2010 2:31AM
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Thenowhereman42
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These are good but the TRUE king of cigarettes is clearly:

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I also like 27's and Newports and Camel Wides/Wide Menthol. But I always go back to Royals. Fucking Camel took the awesome looking royal blue stripe picture here off the filter and replaced it with a shiny turquoise bullshit one though.

Mar 4 2010 5:01AM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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marb. 27s
Mar 4 2010 8:55AM
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General_Ripper
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I remember my 18th birthday. I went into the gas station and ask for some REDs and they didn't ID me................but then I just hoped in my car and continued on my way to montreal.

GO TO MONTREAL
Mar 4 2010 8:56AM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
what r u gunna do get a headrush and whack off
Mar 4 2010 9:37AM
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MattWeiss
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word, pretty much all camel's are bomb, and 27's are good too
Mar 4 2010 9:40AM
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R.I.P._Dave
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Marlboro Milds
Mar 4 2010 10:21AM
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rockjumper
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that is thread gold!
Mar 4 2010 10:32AM
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ryano
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camel turkish royals. or american spirits-the blue pack.
Mar 4 2010 10:42AM
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madcowdiSTEEZE
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GHETTO BOOTY
Mar 4 2010 10:46AM
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-ROY-
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NEWPORT 100s if you are a g
Mar 4 2010 12:19PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
so is death
Mar 4 2010 12:21PM
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EvanMeyer
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get a pack of newports, flavorless swishers, and some good bud

youll have a good day

Mar 4 2010 12:21PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
and you still smoke?
Mar 4 2010 12:22PM
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EvanMeyer
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100s are for nigger chicks newport kings are so much better
Mar 4 2010 12:25PM
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SteezyOhio
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well i do agree, the cigars are shit. i loved when they had the djarum black cigarettes, yet now they're just shit cigars, you like the Djarum specials? those were pretty tasty if i remember correct.
Fuck the Obama Ban on Cloves......shittty
Mar 4 2010 1:00PM
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JETS
Posts: 331 - Karma: 749

Don't smoke cigarettes.

Buy a swisher and twist a fat personal for yourself

Mar 4 2010 1:30PM
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Chickendodo
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I don't smoke, but if I would have ever started it would have been because of Cloves.  Swishers are delicious too, it's like cigarettes for children.
Mar 4 2010 1:51PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
i smoked cloves all of this past summer, so fucking tasty, yet they banned the type i liked and i had to kick it
Mar 4 2010 10:29PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
so...did you have a nice birthday?
Mar 4 2010 10:39PM
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itsssyourboy
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LAWL!

black and milds if you must get tobacco
Mar 4 2010 10:43PM
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p_n
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this. but if you Do decide to get cigs, get menthols. preferred cigarrette of the average african american
Mar 4 2010 10:47PM
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