Replying to Contributor status with stickers?

i just ordered some stickers from the NS store, and i was wondering if that would eventually get me contributor status?

i searchbarred but found nothing useful.

(i also realize this is going to turn into a thread about how long my status will take to ship to my house, how long it will be detained at the border, whether or not i will get slammed with "overweight" charges, and how it costs  a dollar for each page of the hott girl thread)

+k for help