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Z_rob
Posts: 3076 - Karma: 152
Hope this isn't a repost, but lately at my school there have been a shitload of very funny facebook fights, here is just one section of one of my personal favorites recently.

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Anybody else got anything to beat that?

Btw this facebook fight is like 56 comments long
Mar 2 2010 2:40AM
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thedutchmayn
Posts: 1653 - Karma: 45
hahahahha wow dude that is crazy! what a cunt. are you jake? whos that bitch in relation to jake?
Mar 2 2010 2:44AM
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Jahseph.
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 267
I still don't even have a facebook because it seems like every 60 year old guy you ride up with is always talking about how hangs out on facebook and that just creeps me out, and makes it seem totally played.
Mar 2 2010 2:46AM
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Z_rob
Posts: 3076 - Karma: 152
no im not jake, jake is just a friend of mine, kind of the kid that just doesn't really give a shit about anything, rides a motorcycle and is very free spirited, he's pretty tight though.

tori is or should i say was the school's biggest bitch, but she moved to shorewood which is what the whole fight was about.

and the funny thing is like 3 years ago they both dated eachother for like 9 months, so definitly some history there.
Mar 2 2010 2:46AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
i dont know if you guys can see this but it has 123 comments.

it was a picture of our lax goalie going in and out of the crease (illegal) i mentioned it and he said "i was like 2 inches out" some kid followed with "your dick is like 2 inches long. a massive shit storm ensued.

also there was one huge one because the girls field hockey team made a group called "(our HS) AD is a mysogonist" they did this because he let the boys football team have a home playoff game when they have no home field...they played on the field hockey field because they didnt make playoffs.

also this was gay back when i was in highschool, just like this thread.
Mar 2 2010 2:53AM
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Z_rob
Posts: 3076 - Karma: 152
cool story HANSEL.

now GTFO you negative nancy
Mar 2 2010 2:55AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
you made a gay thread about some facebook fight that you didnt even explain. i posted a story in it because i felt bad that you are such a queer, only i told a better story (albeit gay as fuck, just like this thread) and you told me to GTFO. good job cock sucker.
Mar 2 2010 2:57AM
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Z_rob
Posts: 3076 - Karma: 152
im just gonna laugh at you. especially if you post something stupid again, then ill be clinching my sides, so please humor me.
Mar 2 2010 2:58AM
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thedutchmayn
Posts: 1653 - Karma: 45
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Mar 2 2010 3:00AM
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Shreddysaurus
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 59
i thought this was about facebook fights not ns fights. but when in rome..........suck dick you cock swallowing ass muncher. ha this is fun
Mar 2 2010 3:03AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
im glad you are excited about someone making a shit on your face joke on facebook enough to make a thread on it. sorry i insulted your quality, hilarious thread......
Mar 2 2010 3:11AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,892
oh man, about a year ago, i had a facebook fight about the quality of Bose speakers (they suck btw), resulted in that kid never speaking to me again (kinda sucks cause he was a really good pot dealer and his fam was fucking rich).
before that one, i had a facebook fight with the same kid and another kid over the SLR McLaren (and how only douchebags would drive such a vehicle), ended with me asking the kid if he still gel-spiked his hair, never talked to me after that (didn't suck cause kid was a douche who gel-spiked his hair).

also, dude is right, this thread is gay.
Mar 2 2010 3:13AM
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cclan
Posts: 742 - Karma: 19
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/photo.php?pid=4395138&op=1&o=global&view=global&subj=501915103&id=772127344
Mar 2 2010 3:16AM
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hoodratz47
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Bhaaaaaa.. made my nite....  almost sig worthy..

Mar 2 2010 3:28AM
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