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Hey Guys

My name is Robot Unicorn, and I always want to be with every single one of you. All of you make believe to be fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day cold outside. You are everything lovely in the world. Have any of you ever opened your eyes? I mean, I guess it's fun pressing Z to make your wishes come true , but you all take to a whole new cliff. This is even better than pressing X to dash through rock stars on adultswim.com.

Don't be a flying magic dolphin. Just hit me with your best butterfly. I'm pretty much magic. I was melting the ice for me, and starter on my love in motion. What do you do when it’s cold outside, other than leave me here in vain? I also get straight harmony harmony, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just rainbow blasted me; shit was SOooooh loooooove). You are all true dreamers who should just make your dreams come true. Thanks for listening.

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