just got booted from the house and have been sleeping outside in a tent and sleeping bag for the past week or so. its fucking cold. i have money but not enough to hold down an apartment on my own, just for food and stuff like that. i have no car. this prob sounds retarded, but would anyone like a cleaning lady... well cleaning *man* to live w. them, i am willing to sleep on the floor or even in your garage and will clean your house/often buy groceries/ cook meals/ and do anything you want to, i will be your slave and will pay you as much as i physically can. i love skiing and have a snow machine, and huge rails, i could even turn your yard into the best backyard parck in new england if you would like. this sounds really stupid but sleeping outside sucks, and i figured i would connect better with fellow skiiers than creepy people on craigslist. =(
sounds pretty fucked, but maybe there is someone awesome out there that would be down.