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Shuan White makes my mom wet
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My mom is obsessed with Shuan White. A day has not gone by since the Olympics started that she has not brought him up somehow. She has watched the halfpipe competition half a dozen times that I am aware of. I was just told that she could not talk to me right now because it was time for Shaun White's special segment (that she was recording) just prior to the closing ceremonies. She has even gone so far as to say she wishes I could meet him and maybe some "magic" would happen. I think her intense interest in him is rather humorous so I thought I would share.
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sounds like some one is getting a new daddy
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she wants you to procreate his ginger children, i have some ging in me and with some orange kool ade could look like mr white, lets make this happen
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I hope this happens so I can follow it on E!
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and then we could have kids that made a whole series of videos about gingers "having souls"
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dislike the title. bad images.
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but hey dont have souls........
bwahahaha as we should create more genetically superior ginerlympians
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sounds like your mom is more interested in women more than men
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i liked this,
but actually i think shaun white does have some charm women are into, my grandma is obsessed with his as well and said he was the cutest thing after seeing him on oprah
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my dad nearly punched through the TV looking at him
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stop fucking making posts with that shitty ass pornographic hyper link you fucking 14 year old cock slapper, its not even linked properly, not to mention there is god damn free porn everywhere, google search would bring up all the shit that would, and its generally annoying when shits like you keep posting these links, cause you've beat off soo many times your having trouble getting it up there already.
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sorry, I wasn't going for mental image, I wrote it for more of a funny factor. I should have known better.
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haha i would saay the same thing. sadly my friend is getting on my newschoolers from his computer. and sorry i understand where your coming from but take it easy buddy.
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you haven't seen her mom then
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Pics of said wetness or GTFO....
Jesus, did I just say that?
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While Shaun is a terrific athlete, he is a ginger.... And I don't EVER associate with gingers. Only on kick a ginger day...
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tis cool, you should probably kill him and not let it happen again
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i was bout to say the same, but i think we'll just be disappointed hahah
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