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WHO HERE LOVES MANSWERS???!?!?!!?

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Yung_Gnarley
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TYPE IN YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE FROM MANSWERS, DUDE!!!!!


EXAMPLE!!
"WHAT FOOD FEELS MOST LIKE A VAGINAAAAA??!?!?"

"VEAL DUDE!!!!"
Feb 28 2010 10:07AM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
big boobs make you float better
the best place to get shot is in the arm
Feb 28 2010 10:10AM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695

HOW HARD IS IT TO NOT JACK OFF WHILE WATCHING THIS SHOW MAN!!!

ITS NOT POSIBLE DUDE!!

Feb 28 2010 10:11AM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9095 - Karma: 3,073
haha true
Feb 28 2010 10:15AM
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TURTLEMAN1
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agreed
Feb 28 2010 10:46AM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9095 - Karma: 3,073
IN WHICH COUNTRY DOES SEX LAST THE LONGEST????

SPAIN DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 28 2010 2:02PM
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steezmoe*
Posts: 357 - Karma: 13

THIS (HAKIUOTA) PUNCH, IF DONE RIGHT COULD KILL A BEAR!!!

Feb 28 2010 2:05PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
"AT WHAT TEMPERATURE DOES A GUY FREEZE HIS BALLS OFF?     28 DEGREES DUDE!"
Feb 28 2010 2:11PM
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Gooseling
Posts: 1028 - Karma: 10
i love it when im bored on a late night watching Manswers til 2 in the morning
Feb 28 2010 2:12PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
MAAAAAAAANSWERS.
Feb 28 2010 2:17PM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
WHAT ANIMAL CAN YOU HAVE SEX WITH THAT FEELS JUST LIKE A WOMAN? A MANATEE DUDE!
Feb 28 2010 2:19PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9095 - Karma: 3,073
WHAT'S THE BEST PILL BOTTLE TO FIND IN A BABE'S MEDICINE CABINET??!?!?!???

A.D.D. PILLS DUDE!!!!! GIRLS THAT HAVE A.D.D. ARE FORTY-TWO PERCENT MORE LIKELY TO BE BISEXUALLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 28 2010 2:19PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
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Feb 28 2010 2:20PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9095 - Karma: 3,073
DUDE!!!!!
Feb 28 2010 2:22PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
I'M NOT YOUR DUDE, BUDDY!
Feb 28 2010 2:23PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9095 - Karma: 3,073
IS RAINBOWPOAMUS MY BUDDY??!?!?!?!?

NO DUDE!!!!!!!!
Feb 28 2010 2:25PM
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babujib
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Feb 28 2010 2:26PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9095 - Karma: 3,073
MORE DUDE!!!
Mar 1 2010 6:55PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
if your girlfriends mad at you, have sex with her.
Mar 1 2010 7:06PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF HE'S AN UNDERCOVER COP?!

IF HE LOOKS LIKE A COP!

fucking worst show ever
Mar 1 2010 7:09PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9095 - Karma: 3,073
uhhhhh kayyz
Mar 1 2010 7:14PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
yea, i turned it off after it said that beer is good for you because it speeds up your metabolism.
Mar 1 2010 7:17PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
it was in the show.
Mar 1 2010 7:26PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
Hahaha manswers.
Mar 1 2010 8:17PM
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Cam-ron.
Posts: 427 - Karma: 54
that show is so sick
Mar 1 2010 8:54PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
yep. by a long shot
Mar 1 2010 9:33PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
Hahaha I love how this show caters to rednecks and horny teenagers.
Mar 1 2010 9:44PM
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CANNON^
Posts: 1609 - Karma: 23

manswers=epic.

everything a man almost everything a man could ask for in TV. the rest is covered by tosh.o

Mar 1 2010 9:48PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 68
CAN ANYONE GUESS WHAT HANDGUN MAKES BOOBS JIGGLE THE MOST DUDES?!?!
Mar 1 2010 9:50PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
show was made for bros.
Mar 1 2010 10:47PM
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Wis_Skier_23
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hahha what do BOOBS look like in SPACE!!!!! we dont exactly know but the closest thing we can get is a pool dude
Mar 1 2010 11:52PM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147

I liked the one where they compared boobs to fruit.

which size of boobs do guys like most, cherries, oranges, or melons?

the manswer was pears....

I think a lot of those manswers are made up.

Mar 2 2010 12:05AM
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Mr.Panda
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But, but, but, but..... BOOBS!
Mar 2 2010 12:06AM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
And that's what that is right there.
Mar 7 2010 10:38PM
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dex.
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you is much 2 intelligent four ns
Mar 7 2010 10:43PM
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MANDER
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haha ive seen that show once.

Does a midget hooker cost half the price of a regular one?

NO! Sometimes even twice the price because they are rare!
Mar 7 2010 11:29PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9095 - Karma: 3,073
im pretty sure that literally 100% of viewers watch it sarcastically
Mar 7 2010 11:33PM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
dude shut the fuck up
Mar 7 2010 11:34PM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
and dude. so wrong have you ever seen blue mountain state? fucking HILARIOUS
Mar 7 2010 11:35PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Blue Mountain State is so fucking stupid.
Mar 7 2010 11:39PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9095 - Karma: 3,073
yeah screw that show
Mar 7 2010 11:40PM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
Nononono. I thought that too. until I watched a whole episode.
Mar 7 2010 11:42PM
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shredables
Posts: 647 - Karma: 19
this
Mar 8 2010 12:08AM
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skiierman
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WHATS THE BEST WAY TO DRY UP THE WETTEST PUSSY?!?!?

TELL HER YOU ENJOY ROLLERBLADING DUDE!!!
Mar 8 2010 12:09AM
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bout_it
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 17
you might want to tell caveman that.
Mar 8 2010 8:34AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Nah, the bear is riding away on his bike.
Mar 8 2010 8:41AM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 68
MANLY BUMP!

IT'S A .44 REVOLVER DUDE!
Mar 17 2010 11:06PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
50 for manswers
Mar 17 2010 11:07PM
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Steezy_me123
Posts: 164 - Karma: 48
a better question qould have been who doesn't like manswers, what way we could send them vagisil for their aching pussies
Mar 17 2010 11:20PM
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JASTEW206
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WHATS THE MOST DANGEROUS ANIMAL.... BAMBI!!!! BITCH!!!!
Mar 17 2010 11:40PM
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