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EPIC FACEBOOK DRINK DRIVING FAIL! SILLY GIRL!

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knows_butter
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So this chick I don't know very well posted some shit on facebook early this morning about how she drove home drunk last night. Predictably everyone ripped her to shreds.

FOR THIS TO MAKE SENSE, READ EVERYTHING I HAVE WRITTEN.

Later on the original status was deleted and was replaced with this:

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Part 2

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Part 3:

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OK, NOW: The first link posted by Sam in the above screenshot is this photo:

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The second, posted by me (karl) is this one: (Yeah my photoshop skills have quite a bit to answer for, I know)

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And finally, part 4:

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Oh yeah, I know my rap SUCKED SHIT. Jacob's was dope as fuck I thought.

Feb 27 2010 9:03PM
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Noss.
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pwned
Feb 27 2010 9:07PM
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ecjibme
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interesting
Feb 27 2010 9:10PM
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karmagod
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I didn't laugh.
Feb 27 2010 9:10PM
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Milksteak
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That rap was sick. Drunk driving is RETARDED.
Feb 27 2010 9:10PM
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Mr.Panda
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Jacob's rap was pretty entertaining.
Feb 27 2010 9:10PM
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Parrish
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Nice one Karl.
Feb 27 2010 9:11PM
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wintersway
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i hate people who post shit like that as their status. she deserved to be embarrassed and shit on by everyone.
Feb 27 2010 9:12PM
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ISkiSwitch
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Might have been a better story without the drunk driving victim pic and photoshop...
Feb 27 2010 9:23PM
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appa
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i didn't laugh but i chuckled inside because i too hate all the stupid bitches that post about being drunk n shit on facebook
Feb 27 2010 9:28PM
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gstaff
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that pic is disgusting
Feb 27 2010 9:33PM
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artfullydodged
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Wouldve been funny without the disturbing photo
Feb 27 2010 9:39PM
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geteducated
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there we go again, peoples stupid shenanigans on facebook making them think they're more important then they really are.
Feb 27 2010 9:40PM
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.frenchy
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i laughed so hard to that picture of the old dude hahah

Feb 27 2010 9:40PM
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yojimbo
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drunk driving IS NOT A JOKE. good job karl, show that bitch whats up.
Feb 27 2010 9:44PM
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hartig
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your rap sucked dick. i had to read it over like 5 times to even understand that you were trying to rap there.
Feb 27 2010 9:47PM
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THATS_STREET
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it was a very poor decision for this chick to drive drunk. even more poor of a decision to post about it on facebook. that said, do you realize how lame it is to do "facebook raps"?
Feb 27 2010 10:43PM
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knows_butter
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If that's your opinion, then ok bro, sweet.
Feb 27 2010 11:02PM
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knows_butter
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Did you not read my post? God some of you people are fucking retarded. My hungoverness didn't help.
Feb 27 2010 11:02PM
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oreopancake.
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i just want to read that band of brothers essay.

pretty epic pwning though.
Feb 27 2010 11:07PM
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asapCferg
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drinking and driving is bad. my friend died from getting hit by a drunk driver.
Feb 27 2010 11:08PM
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hartig
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of course i read your post. you said your rap sucked. i was saying, i couldn't even tell it was rap you fuck.
Feb 27 2010 11:09PM
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jason...
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I knew you had to be Australian when I kept reading "Drink Driving." I don't know why people say that, it doesn't make sense.
Feb 27 2010 11:12PM
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TOUCHE
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It seams that you are makeing a huge deal about drink driving when she said she only had one or two, that is perfectly fine, people drive after alot more than that and dont crash all the time (although i still think its a stupid thing to do) i know someone who sometimes takes speed and then drives some mates home.
Feb 27 2010 11:15PM
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Mr.Panda
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That's the New Zealand flag in his icon though.
Feb 27 2010 11:16PM
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knows_butter
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Yeah bro, I fully agree. But the combination of me not really liking this chick and her completely arrogant, stubborn retarded fucking attitude left me no option. I mean, who does that then posts that shit on facebook.

Also, I'm not convinced she "only had one or two".

And thank you Mr Panda for pointing out that is indeed the NZ flag... Being called an Aussie is a MASSIVE insult.

Chur.
Feb 27 2010 11:21PM
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ImYoung
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that picture is FUCKED!
Feb 27 2010 11:43PM
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jason...
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Damn you Panda, catching me on that mistake. In my defense Aussie's also say 'drink driving.'
Feb 27 2010 11:51PM
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BMS-Productions
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Avada Kedavra
Feb 27 2010 11:53PM
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MadSteezin
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That picture has scarred me for life...
Feb 28 2010 12:09AM
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hoodratz47
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good own. i liked it. drunk driving is not cool.. now drinking while your driving.. ASWOME.

Feb 28 2010 12:13AM
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0123456789
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Expelliarmius!
Feb 28 2010 12:14AM
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