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Police dogs suck

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mattdayro
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Id just like to say this wasnt me, but I heard about it,
a few of my fiends were out 1 night, and one of em decided to rip out a stop sign. Just as he rips it out, a cop rolls up and he and another guy bolt. The cop calls for bak up and they release a dog, One of the kids has 50 puncture wounds and, they both have 2000 dollar mischief fines and court dates. IMO thats complete bullshit
Feb 27 2010 6:49PM
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Armanzoid
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Hahahahahahaha, the cops must have been laughing their balls off. You guys are fools.
Feb 27 2010 6:49PM
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fujarome
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why the fuck were they stealing a stop sign? no shit he's gonna send a dog if they ran off.
Feb 27 2010 6:55PM
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ECfreeski3
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cant say i feel too sorry for you, cause you were stealing a stop sign and all. but getting your ass bit by a ferocious dog was a bit overkill
Feb 27 2010 6:56PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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i love watching cops where they let the dog go.
Feb 27 2010 6:57PM
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.Roockley.
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drug dogs suck more, calgary airport it starts sniffing my pocket and it wanted the chocolate that was in it

needless to say i shat myself when it sat down but the guy started laughing after
Feb 27 2010 6:57PM
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Number_9
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Why the fuck would anyone want to steal a stop sign? That could easily hurt/kill some drivers
Feb 27 2010 6:59PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
your friend*
Feb 27 2010 6:59PM
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baethoven
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I was at a party last night with a german shepard named Bear. He was training to become a police dog, but was too agressive. He was bad ass. Just thought this thread was sorta ironic

Feb 27 2010 7:00PM
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ECfreeski3
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that sounds like a dog i dont wanna fuck with
Feb 27 2010 7:03PM
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Shadows
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DOGS ARE CHEATING!
fuckin pigs
Feb 27 2010 7:04PM
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baethoven
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i kept my distance
Feb 27 2010 7:14PM
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gstaff
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I think drug dogs at school is kind of bullshit

But as far as police work they are neccessary. You friends were just a little bit retarded id say
Feb 27 2010 8:04PM
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geteducated
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should have had a jar of bitch in heat piss to chuck like a grenade.
Feb 27 2010 8:13PM
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RJD2
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sounds like fair punishment.
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Feb 27 2010 8:18PM
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Captain_Slow
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+1
Feb 27 2010 8:21PM
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jakepwilliams
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if a dog like that bit me i would kill it. and dont say that a human couldnt kill a dog, there are many ways and i wouldnt give a fuck.
Feb 27 2010 8:21PM
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ECfreeski3
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i would want to also, but if you did kill a police dog they would charge you so hard
Feb 27 2010 8:39PM
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C-Burg
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if you steal a stop sign and there is an accident at that intersection. It is considered your fault if they  find out you stole the sign. Your friends or whatever are retarded for stealing a stop sign and then running. They released the dog because they were resisting arrest. I love how people claim police brutality when clearly they were in the wrong
Feb 27 2010 8:40PM
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BigJew
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I have a friend missing a finger because of a police dog. Scary shit.
Feb 27 2010 8:41PM
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skiskate
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And then youd get to go be bubbas bitch in the showers because killing a police dog is the same as killing a cop.
Feb 27 2010 8:47PM
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SoulSkia
Posts: 570 - Karma: 14
Police dogs should be saved for violent crimes and sniffing drugs. Not idiot teens stealing a sign
Feb 27 2010 8:50PM
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Mr.Panda
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I was in the Melbourne Airport down in Australia and was waiting to go through customs after baggage claim and this beagle walked up and started sniffing our bags:
"Oh, hi doggy. May I pet?"

It sits down.
"Um, do you have any drugs or other things in your carry on bags?"
"No, we did have apples but left them on the plane"
"That's what he smelled. And yes, you may pet him"
Feb 27 2010 9:08PM
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LoneSkier
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best reply.
Feb 27 2010 9:13PM
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mattdayro
Posts: 386 - Karma: -5
A. as i said, i just know em it wasn't me. B. Im pretty sure u cant do that to minors C. whoever said they would kill the dog. Its the equivalent of killing a police officer
Feb 27 2010 11:43PM
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jason...
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Sending a police dog after 2 kids attempting to steal a stop sign is the biggest waste of resources ever. I agree they, they were retards and maybe deserved to be tazed, but being bitten multiple times by a police dog trained to kill is overkill and then some.
Feb 27 2010 11:46PM
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buddychaps
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why the fuck would they steal a stop sign? i'm glad your friends got attacked by the dog
Feb 27 2010 11:46PM
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mattdayro
Posts: 386 - Karma: -5
not sure, they were plastered
Feb 27 2010 11:50PM
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buddychaps
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haha that explains it
Feb 27 2010 11:52PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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nothing worse than waking up with a hangover, big fine and 50 dog wounds
Feb 27 2010 11:53PM
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hoodratz47
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last nite i was at a party and me an my cousin bailed and while we were walking home a sherrif stopped us and the dog in his car wanted fucking blood.  talking to the cop was iffy anough but that fucking dog scared the shit out of me.!
Feb 27 2010 11:56PM
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Mr.Panda
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If a police dog was trained to kill you no one they chased would ever be alive by the time the cops caught up to them.
Feb 27 2010 11:56PM
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hoodratz47
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yeah no shit.,..  still rather get tazed then be a dog chew

Feb 28 2010 12:04AM
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Dr.NS
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honestly, don't know what the fuck they were trying to do

i stole a sign before, but it was a street sign
but i had a good reason

it's Gordon Dr. and my names gordon

waay legit, besides its not at a major intersection, no one cares

but eitehr way, we had a ladder and shit and were trying to saw the thing off the top of the 12 foot metal pole, but we couldnt detach it from the other sign it intersected with, so we ended up getting 5 guys and just ripping the entire pole out of the ground, then sawing off the gordon drive one

i still have the cross street sign, isabella avenue if anyone has a isabella they wanna impress.
Feb 28 2010 12:08AM
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Mr.Panda
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I have no idea why but I just fell out of my bed laughing my ass off.
Feb 28 2010 12:10AM
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jason...
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Fine, trained to 'immobilize.' I'm sure police dogs have caused fatalities before.
Feb 28 2010 12:12AM
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Mr.Panda
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Yeah, not that many though. If anything they could cause someone with heart problems to have a heart attack from stress of running from them. I have never seen a police dog go for someone's throat which is what they would do if they were trained to kill.
Feb 28 2010 12:15AM
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jason...
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They've probably chomped more than a few ballsacks, which is worse than the throat IMO.
Feb 28 2010 12:16AM
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Mr.Panda
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Well if it is a rapist or a pedophile then GOOD DOGGY!!! They get a cookie.
Feb 28 2010 12:22AM
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speedy29
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Police dogs are the only good police.
Feb 28 2010 12:45AM
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