this one time, sophomore year i was chillin in my house on a saturday afternoon. i was bored so i went to text two of my friends to see if they wanted to come over. by accident i texted this crazy bitch who i used to make out with in the hall ways in 8th grade. i hadn't talked to her in years she would just like text me in the middle of the night saying gay shit. she was crazy. anyway she said some shit about not coming near my house, and i responded suck my dick.
don't ask me how the conversation developed but two hours later she was on her way to my house. she told her mom she was going to meet friends at a local park,and walked from the park to my house. i went to pick her up at the end of my street on my bike. yeah, i had pegs. front and back.
we get to my house and go to my basement, i had no intentions of sex, i just wanted head, but when i started sucking her tits and shit she was like you have to have sex with me. i didn't have a condom or anything so i was like no.
unfortunately my dick won and condom-less i banged this chick, i didn't last long at all, and blew my load all over tits. but she came on this bean bag that i previously played video games in. it was kind of awesome, mostly cause i did not give a flying fuck about this chick. i put my clothes on and went upstairs to get paper towels so she could wipe herself off.
She left, and i went back downstairs to slay some noobs in mw2. i went to my friends later that night and got retardedly high. the next day i got my first nuke. epic fucking win. best weekend ever.
i got to school on monday not expecting to talk to this bitch ever again. turns out she told all her friends she was pregnant. the whole school knew. even my teachers. despite the fact that you can't know one day after everyone believed her.
the worst part was that she told her older brother what happened.
he's black.
(don't worry this chick and her brother was adopted so she was still white)
i had to tell my mom that if she heard anything about it, it wasn't true. probably the worst conversation i ever had.
at the end of the day, i came out looking like the fucking man who hit it and quit it.everybody was like good job dude, and i got high fives for the rest of the year. the chick was cute back then but has put on like 30 pounds and is basically a walking meatball.
to all you virgin ns'ers, wrap that shit up. trust me