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Alright guys give me a story, the girl, your performance, or possibly a play by play of the action as it unfolded...
My first was in my parents motor home during a bonfire I threw at my house with a girl named Lindsay. I don't really remember much but i lasted about 3 minutes, pulled out and blew all over her stomach and didn't know what to do
Lets hear your storys...
connecticuntThe story of my first time isn't really anything special so I'll tell you about how I popped my cherry.
So when I was little, my mom didn't really want to force any gender stereotypes on me so she took me to all kinds of different classes like hockey, gymnastics, karate, and ballet to see what I liked. At this poiny, I'm about 7 or 8 and one day at hockey practice I fall on the ice into a split. Not really a big deal because of the gymnastics and ballet, but my feet were turned funny and I pulled my groin so badly.
The next day was ballet class and I get all dressed up in my little pink leo and notice that I'm having a little bit of a hard time walking. We start warm up stretches and our teacher who is about 18-20 is helping us push down into straddle splits (not where the legs are front and back but side to side) and I can usually drop right down into it but because of the groin, I'm resisting a little and I'm about 5 inches or so off the ground. My teacher comes up behind me to push me down and I feel a pop and there's blood fucking everywhere. I start bawling my eyes out thinking that I'm going to die and my teacher grabs me by my wrist laughing her ass off (apparently its not an uncommon thing to happen in ballet class for kids) and leading me to the bathroom. It took three teachers and the director and my mom to calm me down.
Steve-Browni'll bump this.
NSwidowThank you for sharing. Mine is equally as boring, yet unregrettable. Boyfriend at the time. Both virgins so it was...scrappy. We did it, said we loved each other and went to sleep. Not very rock and roll.
So i'll share this story instead- last season in Aus there was this virgin boy that had a big crush on me, so one night i got drunk and decided i'd do the kid a favor. Holy shit, this kid had no idea what was going on. You know when you have to put the condom on for him because he doesn't know how, that it's not gonna be good...Went for 2 minutes then he wanted to cuddle. I went and slept in my own bed and left him on the couch.
MORAL- kids, the first story, whilst not good to listen to, is much better than the second. Those of you waiting to lose it, seriously, wait for a decent chick. Otherwise, she's gonna get it done, leave you on the couch after your first sexual experience and write about it on a forum.
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assatrailzOk so I was laying there on some beach in Florida and Rick James came out of nowhere standing over me with his shlong hanging out of his jean shorts and just starts gettin it wid me in the middle of the beach he didn't even take his jeans off.
Pigeon.start this off with pretext: this kid moves to my school, he posts ab pics on ig and everyone makes fun of him and calls him no-flex nobody likes this faggot. I'm a nice person so I become friends with him. the next year people start to like him and he becomes the most conceited fuckboy cockhead douchebag to everyone, including myself after all I'd done for him.
so I take it upon myself to fuck his gf.
were chilling my parents said she can sleep over, she's drunk off liquor and I'm driving her car around. we pick up the boys, g hop, they all drink, I smoke a doobie. drop everyone off, drive us to my house.
were In my bed cuddling and talking. I start fingering her, whisper in her ear to take her pants off, eat her out.
hit it in missionary for like 15 minutes, came, and was still hard so I kept going for 10 more minutes. peel off, talk a little bit then pass out.
she's hungover and sore the next morning and has to take her SAT's at 8 am hahaha
she had no idea I was a virgin and I fucked her hard which she likes and my dicks bigger than her bf's /claim
