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The Higher Things Thread

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SteezyOhio
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Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

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Feb 21 2010 11:38PM
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skiminnesota
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how about the dutch oven?

making grilled cheese on a charcoal grill.

watching deadliest catch in your snuggie.


Apr 12 2010 11:39PM
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SteezyOhio
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- anything with mike rowe.
- temporary tattoos being applied to people while they are asleep.
Apr 12 2010 11:42PM
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Benedetto.
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Kicking your dog out of a hot box cause her dog breathe just got to be too much but letting her back in after realizing she has feelings too :(
Apr 12 2010 11:43PM
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skiminnesota
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double points if its a tramp stamp.

triple points if its a tramp stamp on a guy.
Apr 12 2010 11:47PM
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SteezyOhio
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- having a toothpick in your mouth, always makes you feel classier and like a boss.
Apr 12 2010 11:50PM
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skiminnesota
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you are a boss if you can pull of Cowboy boots and a cowboy hat. without making yourself look like a redneck.

also of a higher class - winning a sports medal and wearing it around like youre an Olympic champ. while shirtless, with a "im god of the universe" swagger.
Apr 12 2010 11:54PM
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nkmo.
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Wearing ONLY a cowboy hat and cowboy boots.
Apr 14 2010 1:36PM
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Joonas
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wearing my tall tees without undies, and better yet no1 noticing
Apr 14 2010 2:39PM
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SteezyOhio
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ahhhhh i see a problem here, not wearing under wear is a higher thing, yet wearing tall tees long enough that they could cover up your underwear persay boxers, if you were wearing them, well thats just not a higher thing. so this statement cancels out, leaving you with just 1 more post whew!
Apr 14 2010 8:28PM
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remove
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flavored toothpicks.

Australian Chewing sticks

Apr 16 2010 3:22PM
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rvca
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Ive got more!!

Taking your shoes off durring class

7:15- 7:45 friday night before you go out

Apr 16 2010 7:46PM
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GANDALF
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changing your clothes while driving
Apr 17 2010 3:22AM
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Dan.P
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 - Starting the applause at an event - the bigger the better

Apr 17 2010 5:54AM
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Che~
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my threads
Apr 17 2010 11:28AM
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AB.Zee
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YES!
I love being the first clap
Apr 17 2010 11:29AM
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VT_FLO
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farting in someone's dorm room you don't like, walking around to get the smell throughout, and leaving to go eat wings.

eatting sushi with a fork, washing it down with pbr
Apr 17 2010 11:40AM
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heFF
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i swear everything you post is either stupid or weird as fuck...i dont get you
Apr 17 2010 11:47AM
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FBGM
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back off
Apr 17 2010 12:38PM
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SteezyOhio
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who is this directed at? me?

as for todays higher thing
dick sucking on ns. when you've got under 1000 posts sucking dick becomes a daily routine, sorta like showering and masturbating. 
Apr 18 2010 8:08PM
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uni-corn
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Well what happens when I have more than 1000 posts? Am I the one with a dick that is getting sucked?
Apr 18 2010 8:29PM
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FBGM
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i think you already know the answer to that ;)
Apr 18 2010 8:31PM
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Ski.Ballet
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-Gin and tonics
-Watching the sun rise
-Face shots (the skiing kind)
-Robes and slippers
-Grilled cheeses
-Seeing old friends
Apr 18 2010 8:32PM
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hellomynameisjef
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-farting in a public place and watching people walk through your cloud
-counting down from 10 to when your airplane lands, trying to get it exactly

Apr 18 2010 10:00PM
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SteezyOhio
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YOU CHEATING WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! actually, i've requested that Rowen ban you at 999 posts for ever account you make such that you are stuck in a dick suck paradox
Apr 18 2010 10:01PM
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SteezyOhio
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...999 posts for every* account....

^uni-corn- no, you see first you must seek out the weaker of the <1000 post member and follow them from thread to thread attempting to impress with wit and class, then you will receive your share of falacio
Apr 18 2010 10:21PM
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uni-corn
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Sweet! I do that anyways......
Apr 18 2010 10:55PM
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FBGM
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HOLD HOLD HOLD UP
tyler, i thought we were friends. i valued our friendship. you have to understand that victor is just inevitable. he has over 1000 posts, i have under 1000 posts. he's a guy, i'm not. he needs his dick sucked.....i got nothin better to do....you have a girlfriend....

i still love you ty.
Apr 18 2010 11:01PM
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SteezyOhio
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ahhhh NO! now the whole newschoolers world knows! very true, when the hell you coming to CrAkron? and yes you must stop going to bed so early as i do not text before 1130 lol
Apr 18 2010 11:11PM
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FBGM
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someday soon! OH BOY does that mean i'll be receiving a text from you in approximately 17 minutes? :D

Apr 18 2010 11:14PM
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akNoface
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Falling Asleep in the car while it's raining.
30+ minute showers

Pizza with bacon on it

A car with friends, gas,plenty of time and no destination

Chilling with friends for a day and playing video games

Oldschool video games (pokemon, zelda, super smash bros)

Mystic Animal Tee Tuesday

Adidas Soccer Warm up Sweats

Light rain while the sun is shining and starting to set

Finishing off a 45 minute downhill on the mountain bike and then driving back up to do it again

Smimming in a lake with friends

Singing along to a song that everyone knows the words to
Apr 18 2010 11:16PM
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SteezyOhio
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no, text me because i'll be busy having hawt phone sex....

higher thing- facial hair escapades. I'm venturing on one right now, its when you know you have shitty facial hair yet you grow it because its grody, you already have a girl friend, your sexual needs are being meet, and you wonder just how repulsive you can become.
Apr 18 2010 11:17PM
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BEARS.
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taking a toilet clogging shit after not pooping for 4 days while camping.
Apr 18 2010 11:17PM
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moonofendor
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thank you heff. it's as if you realize that being some "cool kid" on the internet doesn't matter. especially a website that deals with park skiing. keyword park. yes steezy ohio i called out the fact that you bought new skis this year and spent maybe 10 runs in the park. yes you can say that you like to enjoy skiing for skiing, but for gods sake you live in ohio. and ski at a place that has about 200' vert....

so for a post in the higher things thread how about creating an online person that doesn't really exist so you can think you have friends.
Apr 18 2010 11:19PM
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FBGM
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no you should probably text me cause i am currently having phone sex with uni-corn...
Apr 18 2010 11:26PM
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SteezyOhio
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jewsus christ, cool. calling my shit out, i bought new skis and didn't completely thrash rails all winter in the park like yourself, yet i'm still a better cleaner skier then you. cool, you spend 100% of your time skiing park! i dont really care, if thats what you want to do then so be it, but dont be calling out my shit when you cant do much better, i mean the tall tees, the saggy steeze, the stiff knees and the non-existent threes really boost your banger status. but doesn't make you much better then a knuckle dragger.


















Apr 18 2010 11:27PM
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FBGM
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dude this is a thread about things that make people feel good. what the fuck are you even talking about? and who the fuck even asked you? really? this isn't "hate on people for no reason"...this is light hearted. this is fucking newschoolers. we're on the internet. if there's anything legit you feel the need to call tyler out on, at least have the fucking balls to do it someplace where you're not hiding behind a computer screen.
Apr 18 2010 11:32PM
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.Natty.
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falling asleep immediately after consuming an unhealthy amount of food on thanksgiving
Apr 18 2010 11:32PM
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uni-corn
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Haha so true.
Apr 18 2010 11:33PM
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skiminnesota
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theres the door. you can leave now.
Apr 18 2010 11:37PM
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low_fidelity
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Reading motherfucking John Fante and knowing you are basically the only person who gets to enjoy his amazingness
Apr 18 2010 11:52PM
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FBGM
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oh, i know, its good right? haha you'll never want to listen to anything else while you're gettin sum now
Apr 19 2010 12:14AM
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SteezyOhio
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posting pictures of uni-corn's through the forum, and having a select few know whats actually going on.

when your doing something athletic (skiing, basketball, football) and its colder outside, you take your shoes off and your shoes just sit there and steam is flowing over and out of them.
Apr 21 2010 12:41AM
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shortdawg
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humid summer nights
well executed conversations
Apr 21 2010 12:45AM
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uni-corn
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WIN
Apr 21 2010 12:49AM
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CypressGrove
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I learned too. amazing, esp when high.

going to work really hungover and getting through the day destroying yourself on energy drinks, tylenol and taco bell.

borrowing roommates puppy and going to the lakefront to get numbers

cursing a lot on facebook

cursing infront of strangers children and loving the reactions.

cuddly baby tapers

watching way too much futurama and south park

not shaving for a week, then getting a hot lather

wearing headphones with no ipod so shitheads leave you alone while being able to hear all the shit talking

Apr 21 2010 1:18AM
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uni-corn
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I LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE.
Apr 21 2010 1:20AM
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SteezyOhio
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i love the fact that this thread made it to 10 fucking pages.
Apr 21 2010 1:24AM
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Ducky.
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Pooping and farting
Penguins
Taco Bell
Vitamin Water
iPhones
NS
Trampolines
Powder
Pretending to listen to music so no one talks to you
Apr 21 2010 1:28AM
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plorr
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wearing a bathrobe in public.

not shaving for weeks not because you want a sweet beard but because you are too lazy/broke to get razors.

smoking in bed or in the shower.

sleeping in the nude.

watching tv on the front porch.

Best thread on NS by the way.
Apr 21 2010 1:38AM
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FBGM
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yeah it's amazing sober, but...infinitely more amazing high.
Apr 21 2010 2:55PM
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