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The Higher Things Thread

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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

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Feb 21 2010 11:38PM
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JCon
Posts: 399 - Karma: 9
Blunt while looking classy
Mar 30 2010 6:40PM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,201
waking up late, hungover as fuck/still drunk with absolutely no responsibilities, taking an impressively enormous shit and going out for a huge breakfast with equally hungover/still drunk friends.
Mar 30 2010 6:56PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
Getting a DUI at 10 in the morning, intoxicated from last night.
Mar 31 2010 1:30AM
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nkinsman10
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 45
rich mahogany

leather bound books

sex panther cologne
Mar 31 2010 1:37AM
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.AR6rider
Posts: 444 - Karma: -106
driving downtown at night
Mar 31 2010 1:39AM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6303 - Karma: 6,578
playing guitar on the front porch
Mar 31 2010 1:40AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
smells like big foot's dick!
Mar 31 2010 1:42AM
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nkinsman10
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 45
also, top of the line wine carlo rossi.
Mar 31 2010 1:46AM
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Ski_aus
Posts: 12 - Karma: 10
When getting changed, taking off all your clothes before putting any back on, extra points in public change rooms
Mar 31 2010 5:18AM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
-Chillin on the shitter for 15 minutes after you're done, just to finish the chapter/article/board you're on.

-Plugging shit into your car that isnt a cigarette lighter thing.

-Cold Chinese and warm beer.

-Pole-less tip stands.
Mar 31 2010 1:37PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
backing into parking places. or even better garages. that way in the morning you can EXPLODE out the driveway.
Mar 31 2010 8:00PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
skiing to the lift and getting the timing perfectly so that you don't have to stop
Mar 31 2010 8:08PM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,201
that's some higher shit right there
Mar 31 2010 8:44PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
Writing a whole paper in size ten font single spaced, then ctrl+a, ctrl+2ing that bitch and maxing the font out so it goes from like 3 pages to 7 or whatever.
Mar 31 2010 9:38PM
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henrytargett
Posts: 903 - Karma: 35
im a pro at this.

Ariel font,
2 space bars after a period.
Ctrl 2
(triples length)

and remember to take up at least half a page with a title and your name!
Mar 31 2010 9:47PM
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Motes
Posts: 1840 - Karma: 90
sienfeld!
Mar 31 2010 9:50PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24725 - Karma: 29,944
wearing pajamas all day, eating cupcakes, annoying my mother with my oversized hoodies and extremely long hair.
Mar 31 2010 9:57PM
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AB.Zee
Posts: 617 - Karma: 37
yup, great feeling
Mar 31 2010 10:36PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
for sure for sure, just so you know though two spaces after a period is standard!
Mar 31 2010 11:42PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
eating OG Campbell's chicken noodle soup. the kind that you got when you were 5. only youre now 20
Apr 1 2010 2:11PM
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finnajon5
Posts: 583 - Karma: 51
walking past people who are in a line because you either already have friends in the front or just dont give a fuck

going to an all inclusive resort and do whatever you want and know the workers hate u but treat you very well but you just doo nooottt giva a fuuuuuuck
Apr 1 2010 2:24PM
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MattWeiss
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 377
summary: just not giving a fuck
Apr 1 2010 2:27PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
here's another you didnt mention: use the function "find & replace" to make all your periods and commas size 13 or 14 while all your text stays the same. longer paper, no one could ever tell
Apr 1 2010 6:32PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
love it
Apr 1 2010 6:34PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24725 - Karma: 29,944
Pissing off hardcore religious people by having a level head, and voicing my thoughts while disagreeing with theirs... thus leading them to call me a blasphemer or a possessed evil spirit of some sort...

and then totally tolerating their weird ideologies instead of fighting them over it... thus making them storm off as I smile due to all the lulz.
Apr 1 2010 7:18PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
farting amongst company.

pooping in the shower and letting the water hit it till it is all down the drain.
Apr 1 2010 8:58PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Shitting in nothing but a tall tee.
Apr 2 2010 8:06PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
Bahahahahahahah!!! so amazing
Apr 2 2010 8:13PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
that is so disgusting
Apr 2 2010 8:13PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
dock shoes
Apr 2 2010 8:33PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
Walking around naked after sex, with a semi that makes your dick look twice it's normal flacid size.
Apr 2 2010 8:39PM
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basedjase
Posts: 2510 - Karma: 640

peeing in the sink right after you wake up/hungover due to lazyness to lift up the toilet seat.

picking up the tv remote thinking its the phone, dialing the number, and than minutes later setting it back down in utter confusion.......while being blazed out of your mind.

OCD in public (restarants, movie theaters, jazz clubs, where-ever).

turning on and off the light really really fast pretending to be a strobe. we all did it at one point..

shitting with the door open while the rest of the house occupants continue on with whatever there doing.

erotic dreams in class.

rolling up the pants to just below the knee, tall tee, shades with the strap so they hang down on your neck, ready for easy acces.

buying exoctic confectionary treats.

Apr 2 2010 8:45PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
That's taking multitasking to a whole new level.
Apr 3 2010 4:44PM
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teleak
Posts: 2251 - Karma: 105
YES!!!!!
Apr 3 2010 5:13PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
seriously dude?

Apr 3 2010 5:28PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
steezyohio coming back to america!!! puts a smile on my face.
Apr 3 2010 6:36PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
i don't actually do that, just adding it to the list.
Apr 3 2010 8:17PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
i find this part of the sentence to be true.
Apr 5 2010 2:32AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
VELCOME BACK BUUUUDDY
Apr 5 2010 11:33AM
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Sir.Steezealot
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 677
Throwing waterballons off of a bridge on the highway actually hit a car  then somehow that guy finds you at 1am and threatens you life with a knife
Apr 5 2010 12:00PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
arriving at the airport with someone holding a sign saying Mr. (insert your last name here)
Apr 5 2010 12:28PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
Justified, people who do dumbass juvenile shit like this deserve to get there asses kicked around
Apr 5 2010 6:22PM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127
Drinking beer in a fancy glass or eating/drinking in fancy dishes in general.
Apr 5 2010 6:48PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
beer out of a glass in general is so much better, you can drink way faster.
Apr 6 2010 1:22AM
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alden.
Posts: 855 - Karma: 360

drinking boxed wine
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Apr 6 2010 1:52AM
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jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468
absolutely scoring at value village. the type of scoring where you dont even wash it just wear it home and wear it for weeks on end until its caked with b.o and food and dirt and whatnot.
Apr 6 2010 1:56AM
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gustafari
Posts: 726 - Karma: 50
this!!!
Apr 6 2010 2:02AM
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Rafe
Posts: 254 - Karma: 13
wearing brand new socks and/or underwear
Apr 6 2010 2:04AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
yeah, bottles just dont cut it.
Apr 6 2010 2:14PM
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Z_rob
Posts: 3076 - Karma: 152
not gonna lie im gonna have to try that later haha.


Apr 6 2010 2:18PM
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