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The Higher Things Thread

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SteezyOhio
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Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
...p diddy?
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skibikeclambake
Posts: 2346 - Karma: 27

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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
yea, but i like to generalize it into the "african american male". aka a girl i knew once asked me how somebody wakes up feeling like a black person...... fools
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shredables
Posts: 647 - Karma: 19
eating cereal with something other than milk
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
uncrustable slammichs
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dwigt
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going commando in sweatpants
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justen.603
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masturbating with a lip in
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127

masturbating with this

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AB.Zee
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class!
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General_Ripper
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I got a boner during a physical. It was pretty nifty.
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pomme-de-terre
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fun fact: i have a huge collection of eighties and nineties playboys. they are so fucking choice. they have really awesome ads for cigarettes and cigars and speedboats and day-glo sportswear and hunting rifles, i keep them all in this big wooden box and i get up early in the morning and sit on the dock and read them while i fish and the sun comes up. it takes pimp to a whole new level.

seriously. its almost as manly and gentlemen like as big-game hunting.
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yellav
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is it like masturbating in a time machine?
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blackwallstreetd
Posts: 152 - Karma: 10

 walkling around with liqour in brown paper bags

puking in sinks

battle shits

eating gourmet food like a wolf

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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
Durr?
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147

Taking a shit while GF is giving you a BJ.
Waking up right before your alarm.
Walking to the bus and being so synchronized you don't even need to stop walking.

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mightyboosh
Posts: 171 - Karma: 30
-Throwing small items of food in the air and catching them in your mouth
-Throwing scrunched up paper into the bin from a long distance
-Starting the shower on cold and then turning it to hot
-Taking off your ski socks at the end of the day
-Getting a package in the post (mail)

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little_ey
Posts: 609 - Karma: 392
Unbuckling and taking your ski boots off at the end of the day.
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beardstatus
Posts: 800 - Karma: 19

raw dogging it

finshing a big ass project thats been on your back for a long time

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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 906
win win win win win win win
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the.cheat
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i tried the pissing into toilet no hands afterbanging.. was wonderful
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DutchhGutss
Posts: 896 - Karma: 124
Wicked expensive cigars! (:
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apcaipse
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Meeting a giant fish.
fucking its brains out
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Aaaron.
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strawberries and nutella
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Bepo
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pretzels and nutella too
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FBGM
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i think it's been established that anything + nutella = a higher thing.
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Relish_man
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eating a raw toast with Nutella on it.
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SteezyOhio
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sex with nutella jar? higher thing.....?
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Aaaron.
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hmm i'll brb
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skibikeclambake
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GANDALF
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answering your cell phone while pooping in a public bathroom. explaining that your pooping in a public bathroom to whomever is on the phone.
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FBGM
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well, of course!
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Ryan*
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Pissing and brushing your teeth at the same time.
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rigzz
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The feeling of freshly shaven balls..!
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.Ben
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skinny dipping
swimming at night
waking up to your boner poking your girl right between the ass cheeks
fishing while swimming
eating breakfast naked when nobody is around


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SneakyTurtle
Posts: 228 - Karma: 30
Raw toast? I feel like there is another word for that...
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Squid.
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yea it's just bread
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Yung_Gnarley
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guilty as charged WITH THE PUBLIC RADIO
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skibikeclambake
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I think he mean toast without anything on it. Plain toast=/=bread.
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no_steeze
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ohhh...triplets...shows a ton of bush
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Squid.
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nah man raw toast = untoasted toast = bread
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Broseph_Stalin
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The feeling one gets when they finish his or her homework
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Ryan*
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http://www.morenewmath.com/
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knows_butter
Posts: 477 - Karma: 32
Picking up your cellphone an instant before a text message/call comes in.

Sitting an exam 90% unprepared and getting asked the only questions you know.

Getting pissed on complementary beer.
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
tiger balm/bengay on balls.

hurts so good.
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
shitting by candlelight. Sounds really gay, but it is nothing short of therapeutic.

hopping in a pool, naked, with a blunt, finishing said blunt right as it starts to rain, and listening to tunes on your waterproof speakers.

lubing up your rod and whacking it into a condom, making clean up time minimal.

Playing bocce in a park with a good number of obstacles, and bringing your stereo

Vinyl records

Somebody asks you paper or plastic, you respond "yes"

Frank Sinatra channel on Sirius XM

Those shits where your first wipe is clean

Instruments+ beer on a porch/ deck

Fancy ass orderves, especially ones that are just a fancy version of some normal finger food (fancy chicken wings or any form of deep fried cheese)

Thinking of the perfect witty response in a timely manner, instead of hours later

Urinating while walking, especially down the middle of a street late at night
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SketchySwiss
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Hahaha this is win!! Everybody do like perfects!
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apcaipse
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That's an epic list right there.

When someone asks if they can join you on the ski lift, you respond "sorry I don't drink" and get on without them.
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Pee_and_Ski
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smoking a one hitters wale talking to your schools security (not sure how i got away with this)

being nacked, walking in to your room and finding it full of people you dont know,

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Aaaron.
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oreos and milk.

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grilledsteezeyo
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taking a giant dump and then feeling 10 pounds less and then eating a bunch of food to fill back up and feel fat
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