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The Higher Things Thread

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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

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Feb 21 2010 11:38PM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
jelly. i want to be on park crew.


Jan 9 2011 8:15PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14486 - Karma: 10,632
Making it rain all over a single barrel and then come back the next run and have a bunch of little park rats tell you to do it again because its so sicks.
Jan 9 2011 8:30PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
Slaying a sick dfd that almost nobody else hits, only to hear cheering from the chair and see a group of girls from your school
Jan 9 2011 9:17PM
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siversex
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 16

success with slightly older women.

success with much younger women

Jan 9 2011 9:24PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
warm blankets
Jan 9 2011 9:30PM
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Alex-NZ
Posts: 30 - Karma: 10
Making it to the toilet to spew when you're drunk.
Jan 9 2011 9:38PM
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Lavieille
Posts: 814 - Karma: 318
longboarding with no sucks, saga shorts, and some sick shades
Jan 9 2011 11:17PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
super baked, saw this, dling anchorman now, so fucking stoked to watch it.
Jan 16 2011 5:01PM
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btrand2000
Posts: 9 - Karma: 10
brushing your teeth in the shower
Jan 25 2011 8:20PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
this for sure
Jan 25 2011 10:24PM
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TMiller
Posts: 444 - Karma: 7
Smoking while your parents yell at you for smoking.
Jan 25 2011 10:31PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
going on skype while watching porn on the pooper
Jan 26 2011 12:19AM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
Pretty much doing anything while on the pooper is a higher thing.
Jan 26 2011 12:35AM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,351
Oh fuck yeah.
Jan 26 2011 12:37AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
getting the news paper in the morning in a robe naked underneath and bending over and taking your time so your balls hang out for the neighbors.
Jan 26 2011 12:39AM
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147
Story of my day: I was handing out CV today because my ski-shop where I was working just closed (long story) So I decided I would start with the restaurant right by my house, you know like 2min walk, so I went out and printed out around 25 CV. So I went into this restaurant, I handed out my first CV, I just thought he would be giving me the "yeah-we-already-30-cv-before-yours" But he simply asked me Thursday, 10am, are you available. That, was, quick. I think he remembered me, because i've been coming into this restaurant with my parents every now and then and we would always chat things up. So yeah, I got the job on the first CV I handed out. /claim
Jan 26 2011 1:23AM
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SirBooley
Posts: 768 - Karma: 353
Ghost riding the whip
Jan 26 2011 1:31AM
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SirBooley
Posts: 768 - Karma: 353
Ghost riding the whip. Naked.
Jan 26 2011 1:32AM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
hahahaha this
Jan 26 2011 7:33AM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
Donuts in snow covered parking lots never gets old.
Jan 26 2011 12:13PM
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
haha fun times...then wanting to go hit some "urban" and getting both our cars stuck at the same time..
Jan 26 2011 12:37PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
pay day

hot boxing a car before having sex in it

eating til you almost explode
Jan 26 2011 12:40PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
friends with benefits
Jan 26 2011 3:53PM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
not higher thing at all!
Jan 26 2011 6:35PM
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Kush_Squad
Posts: 126 - Karma: 33
fucking more than one hot ass babe....drunk.
Jan 26 2011 6:42PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
texting a lady friend to give her a hard time about not giving you a ride somewhere, after she said she would the day before, only to have her respond with: "more like i saved your life, bitch. i crashed my car"
Jan 26 2011 7:25PM
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MattWeiss
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 377
pitchers at the bar after the park closes followed  by a safety meeting
Jan 27 2011 1:06PM
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B4NE1
Posts: 876 - Karma: 16
YES IM IN YOUR SIG!!!!!
Jan 27 2011 1:09PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
WTF are you talking about.  donuts taste good anywhere.
Jan 27 2011 1:09PM
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Scrub
Posts: 90 - Karma: 16
what i saw was smoking rocks in a hotel room
Jan 27 2011 4:21PM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
in your car..ugh.
Jan 27 2011 4:41PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
still a higher thing
Jan 27 2011 9:06PM
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12

finding things of value at the mountain/mid run.

Jan 29 2011 11:08PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
when you leave your pocket open that contains your phone, ipod, wallet or all three, crash multiple times and nothing falls out.
Jan 30 2011 8:48AM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4491 - Karma: 6,796
Getting Woman to make you sammichs.
Jan 30 2011 9:00AM
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-Dan
Posts: 7126 - Karma: 51,658
When you crash multiple times and your teeth don't fall out.
Jan 30 2011 9:01AM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
oh you....
Jan 30 2011 9:13AM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Sketchy-ass banshee bungee sessions.
Feb 5 2011 7:40PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
wtf are your teeth doing in your pocket?
Feb 5 2011 10:50PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
you mean you dont keep all your baby teeth in your jacket pocket?

weirdo
Feb 5 2011 10:54PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
lines off a macbook while power cruising the internet.
Feb 12 2011 10:37PM
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skibeest
Posts: 419 - Karma: 103
Using your laptop in the bathtub
Feb 12 2011 10:47PM
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.seb.
Posts: 1291 - Karma: 597

drinking a beer while taking a shit then after taking a hot shower that uses up all of the hot water while drinking a coke in a glass bottle.

i miss summer

Feb 12 2011 11:29PM
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.seb.
Posts: 1291 - Karma: 597

drinking a beer while taking a shit then after taking a hot shower that uses up all of the hot water while drinking a coke in a glass bottle.

i miss summer

Feb 12 2011 11:30PM
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Jnossiff
Posts: 1081 - Karma: 135
suits, cigars, expensive bottles of wine. tops hats.
Feb 12 2011 11:35PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
no, thats just a random occurrence.
higher thing would be having both a long distance gf and a local gf/claim

Feb 12 2011 11:49PM
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Slowbro
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 21,185
taking a shit when the cat is in the washroom
Feb 12 2011 11:51PM
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smooter
Posts: 1121 - Karma: 1,368
pulling up to a stop light with a car next to you then stare at the person next to you until they look, then keep staring until the look away.
Feb 12 2011 11:52PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Motherfucker. Pooping while completely naked is still, and always will be, of a higher class
Feb 12 2011 11:54PM
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