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The Higher Things Thread

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SteezyOhio
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Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

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Nicholas.
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yelling at the homeless to get a job/ throwing scattered pennies at them and watching them scramble to pick them up

smoking a cigar and drinking wine in a hot tub. grapes and assorted cheese plates are a bonus.

reading and drinking wine on a rainy day.

drinking tea before bed. even when you are blackout drunk.

making a point to wear entirely new apparel, from undershirt to socks and shoes. everything.

ejaculating without concern for where/whom it might soil.
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Malcolm
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talking with a british accent obviously
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hellomynameisjef
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fuck you, try it.
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rj.
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scratching nuts in class


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DutchhGutss
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Being extremely Gay

Smoking blunts in your cellur

Smoking bongs in your cellur

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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 337

que?

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pomme-de-terre
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taking a holiday to Thailand to engage in sexual intercourse with young boys.
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Woodsy15
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Peeing with no hands in the afterbang position.
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bkiss_
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being naked under a tall tee
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SteezyOhio
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being over dressed when there was no dress requirements
wearing my neon blue high top sneakers to my schools formal dances
tuxedo shirts?
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Nicholas.
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wearing high tops or anything other than dress shoes in a suit or tux is NOT fine/classy/cool.
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SteezyOhio
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well this isn't the class act thread, tis the higher things thread, things in which when one embarks upon them, they feel fulfilled and of  betterness.
so, neon blue reebok reverse jam shoes with an all black suit is a higher thing IMO
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FBGM
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HEY BACK OFF
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SteezyOhio
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learn well you have young one
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andersteeze
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Jizzing freely into the bathtub, not some TP.

Cruising newschoolers in bed

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FBGM
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baby, you know i gotcho back
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FBGM
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errr damn day
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andersteeze
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oh, and kool aid
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henrytargett
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throwing random shit into a blender and having it turn out as a kick-ass smoothie.
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IceCreamer
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Knowing that you will receive a blowjob today.
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sniche
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^^^ its not even a full page yet cheif...

cupping your balls with your boxers when you sleeping so they dont stick to yourself...

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nychka
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Lanvins being a minor exception...

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-smoking Dunhill internationals
-A well excecuted pen trick

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dave_uninc
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yes!

Margaritas

Staying in your ski underwear at home after coming back from skiing

closing the door of the bathroom with one leg while peeing

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dave_uninc
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great thread by the way!
well done steezyohio!
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Nicholas.
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i could see how you could think its cool if you are in highschool. but wearing a full suit head to toe is soo much classier/better feeling/awesome.
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yellav
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NEVER holding in farts no matter the occasion. natural flatulence flow.
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skiP.E.I.
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drinking wine from a mason jar
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sarahskis
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Owning a tuxedo cat that plays fetch
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PacificRimJob
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you mean a james bond cat that drinks martinis?
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rvca
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mid-afternoon naps

soft sand between your toes (no homo)

driving through town on a summer day with your boys in the car playing a favorite song

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artfullydodged
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Smoking a j laid back under the stars
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yellav
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using an umbrella
eating a full block of cheese by taking small bites out of it
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Backyard.Skier
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hawt
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sarahskis
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and drives an aston martin.  that is crucial
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SteezyOhio
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crucial.
walking into a store, having a hawt clerk ask if you'd like to see whats on sale, then you saying "babe, why don't you show me whats not for sale, and while your at it, why don't i buy you a new outfit, this aint 1990 anymore"
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GANDALF
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FBGM
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ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINOS
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MADDECENT
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plugging up the sink, peeing in it, and then licking it.
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2_fadez
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you treat ANYONE else like your maid/servant because they are obviously lower class than you, and thus should treat you like a god
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Ryan*
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Eating Sesame Chicken with a spoon.
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r3dbullninja
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having a box you throw all socks into, so never paired with the same ones twice

casual jackets!

non-renewable resources

Funyuns

Bonsai Trees

unlimited rare candies and master balls

Tweed jackets

Crocheting till you fall asleep

hella long naps






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inb4_UMAD
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having your parents walk in on you while beating off

telling n****r jokes to random african americans

diggin for gold n finishing the deal while in public

gettin hobos to fight over breadcrumbs like pigeons

stickin ur finger up ur ass (no homo) n gettin a chick to suck on it like a soother
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FBGM
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cool second post bro
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Turner.
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-masturbating while one or more of your pets are in the room

-spending an entire weekend in the same clothes you went to bed in on Friday night.
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CKpolicy
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a beer in the shower.
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PowdurWhore
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yes

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cbalkman
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Taking a dump in the outdoors, then wiping with soft moss.
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lloyd_christmas
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referring to yourself as "Daddy"
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Brenone
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peeing in the ocean while a beach full of people is watching and they have no idea u are pissing.
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rexalicious.
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taking a nap, cuddling, walking around the house with no clothes on.
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