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The Higher Things Thread

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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

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15 years ago
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Lemuel
Posts: 14544 - Karma: 11,151
Wearing my ski boots.
Clipped into my brand new One Lifes
In my room
right now
:)
14 years ago
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-Dan
Posts: 7187 - Karma: 53,366
Wearing no socks.
Pants around my ankles
getting dome in my computer chair
before my roommates all show up back from break.
(;
14 years ago
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
im calling bs!
14 years ago
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Lemuel
Posts: 14544 - Karma: 11,151
God dammit no wonder why you didn't want to get something to eat.
14 years ago
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SirStai
Posts: 253 - Karma: 15
Wearing only ski socks and a bathrobe.
Eating after a far too long urban session.
14 years ago
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
this cannot be unseen. i am tempted to post this on your facebook wall...
14 years ago
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12
Having awesome sideburns.
14 years ago
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B_Sellegren
Posts: 126 - Karma: 21
howabout getting a really nice drift in your car whith blunt in mouth...
and otsphj (over the ski pants hand job) whlile in a gondola
14 years ago
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24

sitting on your porch in nothing but sunglasses
important phone calls while upsidown on the couch
taking a nap in a bubble bath
14 years ago
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
agreed
14 years ago
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Eating champagne grapes.

Or just saying champagne, or typing it
14 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,308
christmas time. eggnog. first snowfall. santa claus. jesus.
14 years ago
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
brushing your teeth while peeing and not missing the toilet due to the shaking back and forth
14 years ago
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
skiing 3 days in a row :)
14 years ago
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84west
Posts: 646 - Karma: 1,254
the feeling of relief after finishing writing an eight page essay
14 years ago
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
surround sound.... so much better then mono.
NS mobile... ftw

and wireless stuff.
14 years ago
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
FUCKING THIS.
14 years ago
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
bumping the higher things thread.....shredding the set up when there is less than an inch of snow...riding on basically dirt and patches of grass...
14 years ago
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
this.
14 years ago
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
donating you time or money to worthy cause. just did and i feel damn good
14 years ago
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
skiing knee deep 3 days in a row during spring break :D
14 years ago
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
riding on midwest's packed, icy snow.....
14 years ago
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
riding on midwest's packed, icy snow.....
14 years ago
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
I did this. It worked pretty well
14 years ago
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[-mvee-]
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wearing sunglasses at nighttime.
a fresh haircut
14 years ago
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
oh the higher things thread
14 years ago
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MattWeiss
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 377
celebrating 4 years on NS!!!!! holla
14 years ago
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Mixy
Posts: 8354 - Karma: 50,377
skiing
14 years ago
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[-mvee-]
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not really a higher thing though.

id say stomping a new trick on fake, icey michigan snow
14 years ago
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
well i'm certainly a higher thing right now

but seriously, resting your feet on the back of the chair of the person in front of you in a movie and having them not care
14 years ago
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
outdoor hot tub when its 20 degrees outside mmmmm.
14 years ago
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SteezyOhio
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dick
14 years ago
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FBGM
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oh did i forget to say in park city?

in park city.

14 years ago
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
julia... dick
14 years ago
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4491 - Karma: 6,798
snow for 3 seasons of the year..
14 years ago
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677

love you baby

14 years ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 38006 - Karma: 128,533
Thanks for the invite....dick :)
14 years ago
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
see you tomorrow!
14 years ago
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Shlogan
Posts: 4942 - Karma: 430
when you start driving and realize you get an automatic window, such a good feeling. ive been driving for years but i just got my full license and realized this.
14 years ago
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Shlogan
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also, have windshield whippers that work really well.
14 years ago
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[-mvee-]
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riding the real mountains out west instead of icy MI hills. im love it in here!!!
14 years ago
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MichSteeze
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When it's raining in boyne city.....your missing out
14 years ago
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Shlogan
Posts: 4942 - Karma: 430
getting a kiss or laid on new years.
14 years ago
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.
14 years ago
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
gonna happen tonight
14 years ago
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
going back to your real home (college) in 48 hrs yeaaaa
14 years ago
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MichSteeze
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not being able to  ride on weekends for a month...thanks a.c.t prep.
14 years ago
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147
this is NOT a higher things dude.
14 years ago
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Eazy_Eags
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buying booze with a fake id
14 years ago
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PurpleDino
Posts: 1513 - Karma: 483
being on park crew
14 years ago
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