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The Higher Things Thread

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SteezyOhio
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Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

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Feb 21 2010 11:38PM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
watching insects fight when hangover
Sep 28 2010 9:47PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
PMs

Small espresso cups
Texting in real words, and intelligent words at that
Sep 28 2010 10:02PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
letting your balls dangle infront of an air conditioner after taking a hot showee
Sep 28 2010 10:07PM
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bkap
Posts: 446 - Karma: 23
being naked in general
Sep 28 2010 10:26PM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
i love being naked!
when i feel like it, i even go out and take the newpapers naked
Sep 28 2010 10:50PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
Beer. Not the natty light, but ya know quality shit... natty ice bitchessssss
haha no
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RUMP BUMP

Having your roommate come back after going home for the weekend, seeing a box of newports, hearing about the weekends events, then saying "You guys had a orgy, and bought newports? what the fuck!"
Oct 1 2010 1:49AM
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thelizards
Posts: 4042 - Karma: 43
I love having a car sesh, then doing this. nothing better
Oct 1 2010 1:50AM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,467
this is whats up.
Oct 1 2010 9:12AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
bologna
Oct 11 2010 6:02PM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
living in a town that has 1 festival a year...and its called the BOLOGNA FESTIVAL. no joke. and yes it deserves bolding and all-caps.
Oct 11 2010 9:36PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
watching Mad Men.
Oct 11 2010 9:46PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
jackass 3D
Oct 11 2010 9:52PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
like. and can't fucking wait
Oct 12 2010 10:11AM
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bluedevil493
Posts: 233 - Karma: 27
driving an hour and half to see it opening day
Oct 12 2010 4:36PM
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
watching tosh.0 while strolling newschoolers.
Oct 12 2010 8:03PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
thinkin you meant this.
Oct 12 2010 9:43PM
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
...true......being pumped for football to be over, because it means snow is coming soon!
Oct 16 2010 10:31AM
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morninwood
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hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
Oct 16 2010 11:41AM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
longboarding on a cool, sunny fall day
Oct 16 2010 11:47AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
going straight to mcdonalds after leaving an eating disorder treatment center, ftw.
Oct 16 2010 8:02PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37819 - Karma: 125,801
Fuck yeah. You're back.
Oct 16 2010 8:03PM
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lahnabonny
Posts: 1260 - Karma: 35
having someone genuinely love you as much as you love them
Oct 16 2010 8:04PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
good or bad thing?
Oct 16 2010 8:04PM
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Gary_Busey
Posts: 281 - Karma: 13
Getting a blumpkin while you're friend is watching in the shower.
Oct 16 2010 8:25PM
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VCharette
Posts: 4276 - Karma: 1,047
too deep...too deep...
Oct 19 2010 11:22AM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7714 - Karma: 526
getting a chumpkin
Oct 19 2010 11:25AM
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StevenR
Posts: 1372 - Karma: 33
Finding that there is no toilet paper after pinching one off, and proceeding to utilize the removable shower head.
Oct 19 2010 11:59AM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
poking people on facebook, who do not appreciate being poked to later find that NS has ripped them apart
Oct 19 2010 10:40PM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
college football. forsure. this has got to be at the top of the list
Oct 19 2010 11:00PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
K-rob. A higher thing. bump
Oct 25 2010 1:53PM
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
going to see paranormal activity 2 and laughing because of how not scary it is.
Oct 25 2010 3:32PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 337
Blowing yayo off of titties!
Oct 25 2010 3:34PM
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MattWeiss
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 377
tits in general
Oct 25 2010 3:39PM
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Coop8o2
Posts: 80 - Karma: 23

leaving your bedroom door open while banging your girlfriend while your roommate has his parents over for dinner.

Oct 25 2010 3:50PM
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Coop8o2
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I forgot, farting while getting head and looking at her like she did it.
Oct 25 2010 3:54PM
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Dwight_Schrute
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Trampolining NAKED.
Oct 25 2010 3:58PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
This thread. I look forward to it
Oct 25 2010 4:26PM
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[-mvee-]
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new gear. xbox live. 'sneaking' around while your in a relationship.
Oct 25 2010 4:34PM
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_MNice_
Posts: 558 - Karma: 52
Chess and Backgammon
Oct 25 2010 5:09PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
oh, its a good thing. its a very good thing.
Oct 25 2010 8:08PM
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84891jnf92048
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was it you in the eating disorder treatment center?
Oct 25 2010 8:51PM
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FBGM
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yeah
Oct 25 2010 9:01PM
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SteezyOhio
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Julia Dick is a higher thing.
Oct 25 2010 9:07PM
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84891jnf92048
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the last name dick is a higher thing. are you black, jules, if i may call you that?
Oct 25 2010 9:13PM
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FBGM
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i love you tyler.

^im only half black. and yes you may call me jules.
if you want it to get better, my moms maiden name is heiman.
Oct 25 2010 9:16PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 832
Charlie, she is half black just like me. How awesome is that?
Oct 25 2010 9:17PM
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84891jnf92048
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if you two were to hypothetically breed, what would your child be? half black? all white? all black?
Oct 25 2010 9:18PM
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Jamerson
Posts: 346 - Karma: 10
bending golf clubs
taking peoples lighters
drunk in school
shitting while swimming on a crowded beach
Oct 25 2010 9:20PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
excellent question...maybe if we had two kids one would be black and one would be white
Oct 25 2010 9:21PM
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Milksteak
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How cool would that be!
Oct 25 2010 9:23PM
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