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The Higher Things Thread

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SteezyOhio
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Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

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Feb 21 2010 11:38PM
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.frenchy
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welcome to goodburger home of the goodburger, may i take your order?
Aug 14 2010 7:48PM
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1337
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lol inb4 you and tyler go off on another page texting spree. heheehheheehehe


shitting naked on your laptop with the door open home alone

^epic higher thing?
Aug 14 2010 7:51PM
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207
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that's digusting.
Aug 14 2010 7:52PM
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SteezyOhio
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my thoughts exactly

Aug 14 2010 8:16PM
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[-mvee-]
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Posting with your blackberry at the dinner table.
Aug 14 2010 8:37PM
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geteducated
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some of these aren't higher things, but just fucking obnoxious.
Aug 14 2010 8:44PM
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bromigo
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but you read them and had too think....

Aug 14 2010 8:47PM
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SteezyOhio
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get eduacted. its a higher thing if you want it to be a higher thing
Aug 14 2010 8:50PM
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Butt=Tight
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I read this, had to think, and didn't laugh.
Aug 14 2010 9:27PM
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MichSteeze
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Wearing frogskins when it's 10 at night just to look steezy
Aug 15 2010 10:58PM
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bromigo
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never said you had too laugh did i
Aug 15 2010 11:08PM
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ORDEAL
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This. Also when it's cloudy.


Canada dry Ginger ale is definitely a higher thing. Also French press coffee
Aug 15 2010 11:08PM
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MichSteeze
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^ or in well lit areas such as your house
Aug 15 2010 11:25PM
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bluedevil493
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going shopping and saying ill buy it now and think about wearing it later
Aug 15 2010 11:37PM
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geteducated
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you're probably the kind of kid that wears a beanie when its 80 degrees out.

Aug 16 2010 5:45PM
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1337
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Oh definitely agree with this one
Aug 16 2010 6:32PM
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1337
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I get random lolz out of the dumbest things, especially at 4am when i'm brain dead.
Aug 16 2010 6:36PM
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VCharette
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Yeah I think I might know why it was so funny
Aug 16 2010 6:37PM
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ORDEAL
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or windowless places such as target, wal-mart, or a hospital. I wore them in a hospital today. So fine.
Aug 16 2010 6:43PM
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1337
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Mountain Dew
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El.Gato
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Aug 16 2010 6:48PM
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ORDEAL
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Aug 16 2010 6:52PM
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bromigo
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playing transformice with Steezyohio
Aug 16 2010 9:12PM
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PeterWojnar
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Pink tinted aviators with silver wire frames for $5.
Aug 18 2010 3:49AM
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[-mvee-]
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Getting pulled over but not receiving a ticket. 7-11 slushies
Aug 19 2010 12:51AM
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84891jnf92048
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fat women wearing wal-mart sweatsuits to semi-formal occasions, accessorized with multi-thousand dollar purses.
Aug 19 2010 10:38PM
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SteezyOhio
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page 27 of the higher things thread obviously
Aug 19 2010 10:41PM
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VCharette
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I think we can all agree on this one.


Old chinese people


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Aug 20 2010 4:31PM
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Benjo
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have your car windows open when youre driving really fast on highway
Aug 20 2010 5:09PM
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MichSteeze
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riding dirty in an open top jeep.
Aug 20 2010 9:50PM
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84891jnf92048
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taking pictures on a DSLR set to auto.

Best Westerns
Aug 21 2010 12:00AM
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sagesnow
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EZ cheeze.
Aug 21 2010 12:08AM
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PeterWojnar
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Rolling down all four windows with four people in the car, and each person sticks out an arm and you flap your wings to the beat of the song. Works well with most dubstep since it's a slow enough beat.
Aug 21 2010 1:44AM
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ECB
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listening to your grandmother tell you sex stories
Aug 22 2010 6:06PM
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baethoven
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so thats where you get it
Aug 25 2010 10:16PM
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84891jnf92048
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how many times has this happened to you?
Aug 25 2010 11:39PM
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[-mvee-]
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stealing road signs. having a bunch of ca$h in your wallet. creeping on peoples houses with google earth.
Aug 25 2010 11:43PM
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MattWeiss
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herbal incense

Aug 26 2010 7:39AM
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I_Am_Mod
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salty chips dipped in chocolate milk !
Aug 26 2010 7:41AM
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Oreos
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steak

(that must have been said already but it's worthy of another shout)
Aug 26 2010 9:54AM
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max...
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hand-tied bowties (not the premade ones you just slip on)
anything suede
chillin around the house in just a bathrobe (preferably silk)
Aug 26 2010 10:39AM
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sagesnow
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fake rolex's
Aug 26 2010 2:09PM
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MichSteeze
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eating ranch sunflower seeds while playing football.
Aug 26 2010 2:41PM
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LoftyLawnChair
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playing curling an shuffleboard
Aug 26 2010 2:44PM
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skiminnesota
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being king of your domain

consequently shitting with the door open
Aug 26 2010 3:21PM
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Schlop
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I shat with the door open yesterday. My mom came upstairs and had a full conversation with me standing at the door
Aug 26 2010 3:23PM
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Ryan*
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Higher things:
Burnouts
Drifts
Hitting 100

NOT higher thing:
Getting a ticket for a rolling stop.
Aug 26 2010 6:15PM
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assface
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i have a fake omega, is that a higher thing?
Aug 26 2010 7:23PM
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MichSteeze
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long chat convo;s on facebook.

not logging in on ns for a few days and having 5 messages.

pooping in the woods.

coming home from a friends house and having freshly baked choc. cookies for you. yea i'm basically a god in my family.
Aug 31 2010 11:43AM
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FBGM
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being high and having things.

also having a partial schedule. i love being done with school at 10:45 am. and now being in bed watching ski movies. i feel higher.

Aug 31 2010 12:17PM
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matt.s
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when you hit "shuffle" on your itunes and all your favourite songs come up first
Sep 22 2010 6:50PM
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